Vote For Banning Obesity On Airplanes
umm please...it's on the 5th page. GO VOTE FOR IT!! DELEGATES!! PLEASEEEE!!!!
Cluichstan
27-11-2006, 14:50
OOC: Y'know, it's common courtesy to include the text of the proposal in your post. Unlike others, I'm not nice enough to do it for you.
And uh...lemme guess...got stuck sitting next to a fat guy on the flight back from Thanksgiving weekend with your parents? :rolleyes:
Karmicaria
27-11-2006, 14:52
A link or a copy of the proposal usually helps.
Here's the link:
http://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_proposal1/match=airplanes
Oh and no.
Is this a serious proposal? The two reasons given to justify it make little sense.
We commend the representatives of Ohshid on their efforts, and wish them well in future endeavours, but in this particular case: No.
Christelle Zyryanov,
Ambassador to the United Nations,
PDSRA
Maybe it should be more obvious that it's a joke, because... you are joking, right?
Tzorsland
27-11-2006, 17:31
OK, before I really go into this proposal I should point out the really major faux pas in the proposal: Real World references, or even external links, are a big no no. The resolution, as written, is illegal for this alone.
Going into the proposal, I would like to bring up the movie the “Fifth Element” where the blue skinned opera singer, although clearly not in any way obese clearly was able to conceal a significant something. Granted this was not a weapon, but it could have been. Therefore the premise for the resolution is faulty. It’s not exactly bad science, God’s not going to kill a cat girl because of it, but it’s faulty.
It’s not a good resolution. It’s not even good enough for a joke resolution. This resolution is a domestic turkey! Shoot it, stuff it, and carve it up for leftovers.
Frisbeeteria
27-11-2006, 18:38
umm please...it's on the 5th page.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.Is it on the 4th page now? :D
Cobdenia
27-11-2006, 21:17
Already banned in Cobdenia - you try getting a fatty into a Handley Page!
While we're at it, we might as well just ban obesity altogether.
No, my fellow nations, the true cause of obesity is the food, ban all food!
Steweystan
28-11-2006, 10:32
*scowling at my notes...*
My clerk said this was important...
*jots down note, and whispers to aide: "Remind me to fire Arnold for this, please?"*