Ceorana
23-11-2006, 21:57
On behalf of the currently active UIC membership, we present...
Norderian Rebel Attempts Takeover of Cluichstani Frickin' Death Star!
CLUICHSTANI NUKE TARGET, Norderia - Norderian officials scrambled to cover up a massive scandal involving a bubble gum ice cream transportation unit and a Frickin' Death Star!.
Joseph P. Shmoe, possibly a Norderian UN official, was arrested in Ceorana yesterday for possession of a crushed Gamegirl(tm), a very crushed personal digital assistant, and a very crushed digital watch. These constituted several items classed as Imploded Electronic Devices (IEDs) by the Ceorana Department of Redundancy Department (in charge of tasks that some think are better done by the private sector, i.e. terrorism alerts). Mr. Shmoe appeared to be attempting to use the IEDs to blow up a monorail carrying several thousand tons of bubble gum ice cream.
"I thought it was the Frickin' Death Star!, owned by the horrible, horrible nation of Cluichstan," Mr. Shmoe said, as he was surrounded by reporters. He was not actually taken to jail, as the Ceorana Department of War and National Security soon determined that carrying Imploded Electronic Devices is not actually a crime in Ceorana.
Ceoranan and Norderian officials, apparently angry at Cluichstan for possessing the Frickin' Death Star! that caused the entire incident, decided to apply for adminship duties at the United International Congress, a currently dormant organization aimed at directly opposing Cluichstan's beliefs, i.e. those of national soveriegntism, in an attempt to revive it.
Cluichstani officials were not available for comment.
It has come to our attention that one of our representatives, a Joseph P. Shmoe has committed an almost-crime within the Ceoranan borders. We would like to issue our humblest apology and the following statement:
We have no idea who this Mr. Shmoe is. In fact, we're certain that the name Shmoe is not a Norderian one. It is possible that it could be the family name of any number of millions of immigrants, so we will not discount the possibility that the gentleman is indeed Norderian. However, his passport seems to be made out of card board and laminated with cling film and scotch tape. Norderian officials are doing everything possible to sort this incident out.
In any case, taking an adminship seat at the United International Congress seemed like a nice idea, so Norderia will be doing just that.
So what are you waiting for? Join UIC today! http://z10.invisionfree.com/UIC
UIC is the United International Congress, an organization dedicated to more international involvement in national affairs and to act as a counterweight to the NSO, or something like that. It has been dormant, but we're trying to revive it. So join already!
Norderian Rebel Attempts Takeover of Cluichstani Frickin' Death Star!
CLUICHSTANI NUKE TARGET, Norderia - Norderian officials scrambled to cover up a massive scandal involving a bubble gum ice cream transportation unit and a Frickin' Death Star!.
Joseph P. Shmoe, possibly a Norderian UN official, was arrested in Ceorana yesterday for possession of a crushed Gamegirl(tm), a very crushed personal digital assistant, and a very crushed digital watch. These constituted several items classed as Imploded Electronic Devices (IEDs) by the Ceorana Department of Redundancy Department (in charge of tasks that some think are better done by the private sector, i.e. terrorism alerts). Mr. Shmoe appeared to be attempting to use the IEDs to blow up a monorail carrying several thousand tons of bubble gum ice cream.
"I thought it was the Frickin' Death Star!, owned by the horrible, horrible nation of Cluichstan," Mr. Shmoe said, as he was surrounded by reporters. He was not actually taken to jail, as the Ceorana Department of War and National Security soon determined that carrying Imploded Electronic Devices is not actually a crime in Ceorana.
Ceoranan and Norderian officials, apparently angry at Cluichstan for possessing the Frickin' Death Star! that caused the entire incident, decided to apply for adminship duties at the United International Congress, a currently dormant organization aimed at directly opposing Cluichstan's beliefs, i.e. those of national soveriegntism, in an attempt to revive it.
Cluichstani officials were not available for comment.
It has come to our attention that one of our representatives, a Joseph P. Shmoe has committed an almost-crime within the Ceoranan borders. We would like to issue our humblest apology and the following statement:
We have no idea who this Mr. Shmoe is. In fact, we're certain that the name Shmoe is not a Norderian one. It is possible that it could be the family name of any number of millions of immigrants, so we will not discount the possibility that the gentleman is indeed Norderian. However, his passport seems to be made out of card board and laminated with cling film and scotch tape. Norderian officials are doing everything possible to sort this incident out.
In any case, taking an adminship seat at the United International Congress seemed like a nice idea, so Norderia will be doing just that.
So what are you waiting for? Join UIC today! http://z10.invisionfree.com/UIC
UIC is the United International Congress, an organization dedicated to more international involvement in national affairs and to act as a counterweight to the NSO, or something like that. It has been dormant, but we're trying to revive it. So join already!