NationStates Jolt Archive


An idea

[NS]The Looting Leader
15-08-2006, 21:56
How about this: All telemarketers in U.N. nations face lifetime imprisonment.

:sniper:

:mp5:
Norderia
15-08-2006, 21:59
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Kivisto
16-08-2006, 00:24
The Looting Leader']How about this: All telemarketers in U.N. nations face lifetime imprisonment.


Not a bad idea, but rather redundant for the people of Kivisto. ALL telemarketting in Kivisto is performed by prison inmates. That is their punishment for whatever they may have done to aggravate the authorities to such an extent that death is too good for them.
The Most Glorious Hack
16-08-2006, 04:56
Not a bad idea, but rather redundant for the people of Kivisto. ALL telemarketting in Kivisto is performed by prison inmates. That is their punishment for whatever they may have done to aggravate the authorities to such an extent that death is too good for them.Really? That places you in violation of END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS.

The Gnomes are on their way.
Flibbleites
16-08-2006, 04:58
Really? That places you in violation of END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS.

The Gnomes are on their way.
I thought that that resolution was to prevent barbaric punishments on the criminals not the rest of the world.:p
Forgottenlands
16-08-2006, 05:09
Really? That places you in violation of END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS.

The Gnomes are on their way.

False

END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS


A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.

Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Checkoslovakia

Description: It has come to the attention of many nations that there is no torture in the UN. My proposal is a simple one:

To outlaw and prevent torturing of witnesses to receive information.

Every nation has the right to interrogate witnesses. However, they do not have the right to break bones, blind and bruise people while in questioning. (The same goes for punishments for a crime. The punishments have to fit the crime and not include torture or cruel and unusual punishment.) Any information proved to be found by methods of torture will not be heard in a court of law and the nations will be punished with a substantial fine.

I hope that everyone realizes how barbaric torture and cruel and unusual punishment really is and will support the views of the many concerned nations.

Votes For: 11124

Votes Against: 7463

Implemented: Thu Dec 11 2003

The Criminals aren't giving information and the people they're spamming aren't witnesses

Edit: That sounded funnier in my head.....
Jey
16-08-2006, 06:43
Garr I get annoyed by telemarketers! Let's lock em up!!

Garr I get annoyed by so-and-so! Let's lock him up!!

:rolleyes:
Valley of the Giant
16-08-2006, 07:23
The Allied States of Cashiek doesn't worry about Telemarketers, as we don't have enough telephones for them to be a problem. Salesmen often speak English or some other foreign language anyway, so they usually say something that is misunderstood as a self-offering and is sacrificed and/or eaten.
Cluichstan
16-08-2006, 13:40
The Looting Leader']How about this: All telemarketers in U.N. nations face lifetime imprisonment.

:sniper:

:mp5:

Brilliant first post. You're going to do well here.
UN Building Mgmt
16-08-2006, 17:40
Welcome to the UN Building, please check all gun smilies at the door.

Holly Charming
Receptionist
UN Building Management
Newfoundcanada
16-08-2006, 23:13
The Looting Leader']How about this: All telemarketers in U.N. nations face lifetime imprisonment.

:sniper:

:mp5:
unless you ban calls from non-UN nations then telemarketers will call from places where it is legal.:p So you havn't banned telemarketing but you are taking away jobs from your nation.
Kivisto
17-08-2006, 00:22
Really? That places you in violation of END BARBARIC PUNISHMENTS.

The Gnomes are on their way.


Ah, crap. HIDE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!