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Boli-Land is resigning from the UN, and all the corruption with it. It is a threat to the sovereignty of all nations, and should be dismantled immediately! It is up to our nation's people how to run the country, not some international beaurocrats!

I hereby resign Boli-Land from the United Nations, and encourage others to follow suite.

http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/wtf7an.jpg

I bagsy his office! :D

Boli, you've made 3 whole posts on this forum.
It seems unlikely that you have made any vast contributions to the UN, either.
So why bother making a big announcement about your departure? Just leave.

--Rooty

It seems unlikely that he's already got an office for people to baggsy, too...

Well you know the old saying: "Born in April, Bored in May, Gone before the frst June day."

What do you mean it's not an "old" saying. I'm not old enough for ya? :p

Third declared resignation in a week.

So?

The Glorious Northerness of Bahgum thought about resigning from the UN, but Sir Albert nipped off for a quick pint and when he came back had lost his place in the queue.

Just as well really, as we are thinking about a new resolution.

The Glorious Northerness of Bahgum thought about resigning from the UN, but Sir Albert nipped off for a quick pint and when he came back had lost his place in the queue.

Just as well really, as we are thinking about a new resolution.

Gonna try banning mothers-in-law again? :p

I bag his ambassador's bike.

Oh and MTH, I couldn't have phrased it better myself.

May the blessings of our otters be upon you.

Leonard Otterby
Ambassador for the Republic of Compadria to the U.N.

Gonna try banning mothers-in-law again? :p

no, they seem to have got wind of that one, judging by the scowls. Thought that maybe it's time for a ferret related proposal.

'bout time. Those damn things can't even keep track of their own regulations for ferret pantsing competitions. Just out of control. Something should be done.

'bout time. Those damn things can't even keep track of their own regulations for ferret pantsing competitions. Just out of control. Something should be done.

Kivisto, don't say that too loud around Thadbroxton Kornweasel III, of the Gnomish Warbands...He and his Gnomes are liable to let loose their trained War-Ferrets on ya.:D Just a friendly piece of advise to a fellow neighbor in the Antarctic Oasis.
Excelsior,
Sen. Horatio Sulla

Those are trained ferrets. Much easier to deal with their discipline over the recklessness of the others.

Trained ferrets have their place in the world, but for trouser ferreting then trained ferrets are for amateurs, real men and lasses, break in a wild ferret down their trolleys.

Boli-Land is resigning from the UN, and all the corruption with it. It is a threat to the sovereignty of all nations, and should be dismantled immediately! It is up to our nation's people how to run the country, not some international beaurocrats!

I hereby resign Boli-Land from the United Nations, and encourage others to follow suite.

You're posting this, why?

http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/wtf7an.jpg

I bagsy his office! :D
Damn! Meame UN Missions place in the library was in need of extension. Wait! You haven't played the right card! http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/office.jpg

Damn! Meame UN Missions place in the library was in need of extension. Wait! You haven't played the right card! http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/office.jpg
Sorry to burst your bubble but, people were bagsying offices long before that card or any of them even existed.

On the otherhand, while it is unlikely our fleeting UN brother had an office, I know a few floors of the UN building are being used for activities that are illegal without the Management's permission. I recently kicked one such business out for Randomea's offices.

I'll have you know that the unofficial office of Tzorsland (the round table in the far left corner of the Starbucks on the 32nd floor) was acquired through the proper procedure.

You know, I don't see your office listed in the official UN Headquarters (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/UN_Headquarters) directory. :p

Due to a sudden influx of UN members, an entirely new wing of office suites has been added just outside the side doors for new 'resigner' nations.

http://wesclark.com/jw/pp.jpg

You sure you still wanna 'bagsy'?

Due to a sudden influx of UN members, an entirely new wing of office suites has been added just outside the side doors for new 'resigner' nations.

http://wesclark.com/jw/pp.jpg

You sure you still wanna 'bagsy'?

No. But its good that we finally have bathrooms in this damn place...

I would like to enquire whether Building cleaners will still clean my port-a-potty if a cart it down to the mostly cleared 14th basement?

Due to a sudden influx of UN members, an entirely new wing of office suites has been added just outside the side doors for new 'resigner' nations.

http://wesclark.com/jw/pp.jpg

You sure you still wanna 'bagsy'?

Due to our imperialistic tendencies, we'll bagsy anything. We hereby claim all abandoned port-o-pottys of the new wing.

Ceorana bagsies the porta-potty that our junior ambassador was using at the time Jey claimed all abandoned porta-potties. [/godmode] :D

Norderia needs an office. It's not immediately evident on the building's page where I go about finding the official channels to get me one... But that could be because it's the small hours for me and I'm tired.

Kind friends, direct me?

Edit: Oh, hey, look! It's at the top of the page! WHEEEE!

Norderia needs an office. It's not immediately evident on the building's page where I go about finding the official channels to get me one... But that could be because it's the small hours for me and I'm tired.

Kind friends, direct me?

Edit: Oh, hey, look! It's at the top of the page! WHEEEE!
Give them time for a response, they are a bureaucracy after all.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

I'll have you know that the unofficial office of Tzorsland (the round table in the far left corner of the Starbucks on the 32nd floor) was acquired through the proper procedure.

You know, I don't see your office listed in the official UN Headquarters (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/UN_Headquarters) directory. :p
No, but it is the UN HQ directory that led me to find the loophole. From Hualien resigns...
TLA is putting in a request to UN Building Mgmt to place a Frosbitarian Napalm-Grilled Kebab shop on the ground floor, facing onto the street. we are also requestion information on how to obtain suitable office space.
Unfortunatly we can not allow your request as Neville has an exclusive contract for the Stranger's Bar to be the sole food vendor in the building.
and
Having read that there can be no food sold on the premises other than in The Stranger's Bar, Randomea bids to move out of the 27th floor corridoor/portal and into the 38th floor.
We would also ask that the Fou-Fou staff be reassigned as cleaning staff for their contempt of UN regulations and the sale of food without a license.

This also opens up floors 28, part of 31 and possibly Starbucks. McDonalds doesn't serve food so I guess it can remain.
The UN HQ directory is clearly out of date. St Edmund is still there...unless the St Edmund Antarctica ambassador has taken that...mooring, and it quite clearly states that Neville is homosexual.
So my claim to kick out the Fou-Fou Restaurant is quite legitamate.
If you disagree, talk to my lawyer. He's awfully nice. Coffee?

The UN HQ directory is clearly out of date. St Edmund is still there...unless the St Edmund Antarctica ambassador has taken that...mooring,

He has (and, as you may have seen in the Bar, it's actually the same person as ambassador..), and I'll update that detail in NSwiki after I've finished my TG campaign for the 'Aid In Democratic Elections' proposal.

ooc: I thought you had to register for NSwiki editing...guess not. Staked my claim on the 38th.

It's nice to know that we can take some poor loser's resignation thread and, for the most part, ignore it, thus replacing it with a lighthearted thread about tenanthood.

Ahhh, UN veterans.

Give them time for a response, they are a bureaucracy after all.

An astute observation. I've telegrammed them and am waiting on a response. With any luck, they'll make quick work of the arrangements to save Norderia from Ambassador Tommo the Stout's room service patronage at the hotel across the street from the UN Building.

We don't mind paying for the room, but honest to gods, the man can eat! It's costing more per day than the room itself.

Larson Hietala;
Prime Minister of Norderia;
UN Delegate from the North Sea

It's nice to know that we can take some poor loser's resignation thread and, for the most part, ignore it, thus replacing it with a lighthearted thread about tenanthood.

Ahhh, UN veterans.



An astute observation. I've telegrammed them and am waiting on a response. With any luck, they'll make quick work of the arrangements to save Norderia from Ambassador Tommo the Stout's room service patronage at the hotel across the street from the UN Building.

We don't mind paying for the room, but honest to gods, the man can eat! It's costing more per day than the room itself.

Larson Hietala;
Prime Minister of Norderia;
UN Delegate from the North Sea


Offer some bribes...err... free gifts. That usually helps speed up the process.
Excelsior,
Lord Julius
Prime Minister

An astute observation. I've telegrammed them and am waiting on a response. With any luck, they'll make quick work of the arrangements to save Norderia from Ambassador Tommo the Stout's room service patronage at the hotel across the street from the UN Building.

We don't mind paying for the room, but honest to gods, the man can eat! It's costing more per day than the room itself.

Larson Hietala;
Prime Minister of Norderia;
UN Delegate from the North Sea
I apoligize profusely for the delay, first off the Directory Maintence department has only one employee (me) so office requests can take a while to be processed. Then the UN Building Management's internal network went down so I then had to wait until our IT department managed to get it back up before I could do anything anyway. However rest assured that your request will be handled as expediently as possible.

Lucy Jones
Directory Maintence Supervisor
UN Building Management

I apoligize profusely for the delay, first off the Directory Maintence department has only one employee (me) so office requests can take a while to be processed. Then the UN Building Management's internal network went down so I then had to wait until our IT department managed to get it back up before I could do anything anyway. However rest assured that your request will be handled as expediently as possible.

Lucy Jones
Directory Maintence Supervisor
UN Building Management


Many thanks.

Are you also the sole employee of the IT department?

Many thanks.

Are you also the sole employee of the IT department?
I'm not part of the IT department, Charles Gates heads that department up and he's got people who work under him.

Lucy Jones
Directory Maintence Supervisor
UN Building Management

I'm not part of the IT department, Charles Gates heads that department up and he's got people who work under him.

Lucy Jones
Directory Maintence Supervisor
UN Building Management

That's not as funny...

The cry of sovereignty is a fools argument.








It's a Union of Sovereignty. Joint Sovereignty. Only a failed Nation seeks Soul Sovereignty.




Best of luck.

Man, am I sick of people announcing their resignations. WHO CARES?!?! I mean 99% of people who quite contribute about nil to the UN Forums, they could die in real-life and nobody would notice. Stop spamming the damn UN boards with this crap, we DON'T CARE. If you want to leave, do it quietly.

Man, am I sick of people announcing their resignations. WHO CARES?!?! I mean 99% of people who quite contribute about nil to the UN Forums, they could die in real-life and nobody would notice. Stop spamming the damn UN boards with this crap, we DON'T CARE. If you want to leave, do it quietly.
But then we can't loot their office supplies. Which reminds me, I'm out of staples.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

I'm not part of the IT department, Charles Gates heads that department up and he's got people who work under him.
We outsourced that team last week. Didn't you get the memo?








Gaaa! Did nobody read Company? It's by this really famous author fella.

We outsourced that team last week. Didn't you get the memo?Yeah we know you outsourced them, that why our network went down. We've since rehired them and we'd appreciate it if you would quit messing with our personnel.

Natasha Smith
Director of Human Resources
UN Building Management

Gaaa! Did nobody read Company? It's by this really famous author fella.OOC: Actually I have read Company that's why if you read the UNMB wiki page (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/UN_Building_Mgmt) you find out that nobody has seen the President & CEO of UNBM for months.

Yeah we know you outsourced them, that why our network went down. We've since rehired them and we'd appreciate it if you would quit messing with our personnel.

Did you hire them back as consultants? For far more pay?
Yes I know the feeling. Been there, done that, and the consulting company gave me a golf shirt and a chocolate bar with their logo on it. :p

Man, am I sick of people announcing their resignations. WHO CARES?!?! I mean 99% of people who quite contribute about nil to the UN Forums, they could die in real-life and nobody would notice. Stop spamming the damn UN boards with this crap, we DON'T CARE. If you want to leave, do it quietly.

Damn! I had this speech about how the UN corruption is driving nations away prepared for my upcoming resignation, and now you tell me nobody cares? :(

Did you hire them back as consultants? For far more pay? No actually it was just the opposite, we talked them into coming back for less pay.

Natasha Smith
Director of Human Resources
UN Building Management

Damn! I had this speech about how the UN corruption is driving nations away prepared for my upcoming resignation, and now you tell me nobody cares? :(

We get about one a week.

We get 5 people complain about how the UN is infringing upon their sovereignty each week spam 5, 10, 15 threads each week and then disappear.

We get 10-15 repeal ideas centered around sovereignty or proposals trying to make sovereignty a UN mandate each week with only one or two being serious attempts that go anywhere.

We get several dozen about how the UN shouldn't be meddling in their national sovereignty each time we send a resolution to vote.

Amazingly, the NSO's list of major members has grown slowly, not quickly as one might've assumed from the large list of factors.

Why? Because they bitch and then do shit all about it.

UN Corruption is driving away the people that aren't using their democratic right and putting in the effort to try and reverse it. If we are so corrupt, maybe it's because no one is using the abilities they have to stop this "corruption".

So yeah, no one cares.

Why? Because they bitch and then do shit all about it.

UN Corruption is driving away the people that aren't using their democratic right and putting in the effort to try and reverse it. If we are so corrupt, maybe it's because no one is using the abilities they have to stop this "corruption".

So yeah, no one cares.



*timidly* Norderia isn't corrupt...:(

Amazingly, the NSO's list of major members has grown slowly, not quickly as one might've assumed from the large list of factors.

Why? Because they bitch and then do shit all about it.
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Sophia Howe of the PR firm Dewey, Cheatum & Howe and I've been hired to counteract the negitive PR that's being spread around about the NSO.

Admittedly the NSO hasn't done much lately but remember that their proposals have to follow the same rules as every one else only it tends to be harder to write sovereignty based proposals that are in line with the rules.

Secondly when the NSO is active, people like you tend to bitch about that too.

Nonononono

You misunderstand me. I'm saying we see several dozen new NatSovs pop up each week complaining, yet the fact that the NSO's ranks haven't swelled exponentially shows that they aren't doing anything but bitching. I'm not saying the NSO is doing nothing but bitching (goodness knows, there's been enough troubles getting the ALC repeal through and I'll be damned if one of your people isn't behind the counter-campaign), I'm saying the average person that comes on here bitching about NatSov is doing shit diddly all.

Nonononono

You misunderstand me. I'm saying we see several dozen new NatSovs pop up each week complaining, yet the fact that the NSO's ranks haven't swelled exponentially shows that they aren't doing anything but bitching. I'm not saying the NSO is doing nothing but bitching (goodness knows, there's been enough troubles getting the ALC repeal through and I'll be damned if one of your people isn't behind the counter-campaign), I'm saying the average person that comes on here bitching about NatSov is doing shit diddly all.
Oh, OK then.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

OOC: Still, it gave me the chance to introduce the NSO's newly hired PR firm.

Nonononono

You misunderstand me. I'm saying we see several dozen new NatSovs pop up each week complaining, yet the fact that the NSO's ranks haven't swelled exponentially shows that they aren't doing anything but bitching. I'm not saying the NSO is doing nothing but bitching (goodness knows, there's been enough troubles getting the ALC repeal through and I'll be damned if one of your people isn't behind the counter-campaign), I'm saying the average person that comes on here bitching about NatSov is doing shit diddly all.

And the NSO is for thinking sovereigntists, not drive-by forum flamers/spammers, which is why our membership hasn't swelled with the ranks of such people (read: trolls).

And the NSO is for thinking sovereigntists, not drive-by forum flamers/spammers, which is why our membership hasn't swelled with the ranks of such people (read: trolls).Yeah, so what does that make you?

Ha! ... Haha! ... Hahaha! ... Heh! ... oooh ... I slay me.

:p [/standard "just-kidding" smiley]

Yeah, so what does that make you?

Ha! ... Haha! ... Hahaha! ... Heh! ... oooh ... I slay me.

:p [/standard "just-kidding" smiley]

An NSO Certified troll? :p

An NSO Certified troll? :p

And damn proud of it! :p

An NSO Certified troll?
That certainly explains his regenerative qualities.