NationStates Jolt Archive

I'd just like to ask for the support of any and all UN Delegates willing in my endeavor to right the greatest wrong of the UN: the repeal of Resolution #1.

If you have any respect for the great, greatness of the great, great Max Barry and the great, great people and nation of Maxtopia...I ask, nay, I beg that you support this great, great attempt to reinstate the great, great resolution that was the UN's first.

Text of my proposal is below.

The United Nations,

CONDEMNING the overturning of UN Resolution #1,

NOTING that UN Resolution #1 was written by the wonderful and all powerfull Max Barry (leader of the nation of Maxtopia),

FURTHER NOTING that UN Resolution #1 was supported by the great, great nation of Maxtopia

EVEN FURTHER NOTING that UN Resolution #1 was supported by the great, great people of Maxtopia,

REALIZING that anything believed in by Max Barry, the nation of Maxtopia, and the people of Maxtopia must be a great, great thing,

RECOGNIZING that the overturning of resolution #1 was not a great, great idea but instead a very very bad one,

UPHOLDING the great greatness of Max Barry, and the great, great effects that anything he believes in will have on our great, great world,

REINSTATES UN Resolution #1, which states:

"As the world become a more dangerous place, UN member nations must act swiftly in the interests of peace. This means, of course, building lots of new weapons. Only by massively increasing military budgets world-wide will we be able to restore peace and global security."

Ha. Funny. Ha ha. Ha.

OOC: I've always found it strange that we have three different smiles of weapon fire but not a single good laughing out loud rolling on the floor smile.

Ha ha. ROFL! That's a good one.

I think it's a branding violation though. :p
Mind you, it's a special brand but a violation is a violaton right mods? :p

(metagaming, actually)

I'd just like to ask for the support of any and all UN Delegates willing in my endeavor to right the greatest wrong of the UN: the repeal of Resolution #1.

If you have any respect for the great, greatness of the great, great Max Barry and the great, great people and nation of Maxtopia...I ask, nay, I beg that you support this great, great attempt to reinstate the great, great resolution that was the UN's first.

Text of my proposal is below.

*sends FPS a teddy bear*

Czardaniel i Starfire says;

"To quote Kriegorgrad; 'Heil the corrupt Moderates Oligarchy! Where can we sign up for the third-world NationStates Army, so we can attack economically superior neighbors and get owned?'"

After which he downs yet another bottle of vodka and goes off to count some cows.

Czardaniel i Starfire says;

"To quote Kriegorgrad; 'Heil the corrupt Moderates Oligarchy! Where can we sign up for the third-world NationStates Army, so we can attack economically superior neighbors and get owned?'"

After which he downs yet another bottle of vodka and goes off to count some cows.

To steal a phrase from Senator Sulla, sweet flaming asscrackers! Who keeps letting the representative from Czardas in here?!?

:p