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Illuminary President Zav Tremens today announced the appointment of as Ambassador Dinir Salla to United Nations.

“As we usher in a new age of accord with other nations, we are proud to appoint Mr. Salla as our Ambassador to the United nations, having served for several years as Chancellor of the Foreign Office. I know that our People will welcome his future contributions, even as the Illuminary Parliament and I have recognized his past ones.”

Ambassador Salla will be accompanied by a staff of approximately 15 people, plus an Honor Guard, comprised of three officers and five enlisted men, personally selected by Brigadier General Margaret Talaveras.

“To be offered such a key position in the development of our country is a great honor, and a welcome responsibility,” the Ambassador announced after his swearing in before the full Parliament, High Court and Cabinet. “I welcome the chance to more fully serve both our nation and the United Nations, as well as my fellow Ambassadors and their respective countries.”

As gifts to the United Nations’ General Secretary, the Ambassador carries with him a case of Bippi Cola, as well as copies of the Constitution, the Unified Civil and Criminal Code, and the complete case law of the Free Land of Xontaro. He and his staff will travel to the United Nations by means of helo-jet, recently acquired by the Air Force and permanently assigned for the use of the Foreign Office.

The Ausserland delegation would like to welcome Ambassador Salla to the Assembly. We'd also like to invite him to visit our offices at his convenience. (7th Basement; turn right as you exit the elevator; look for the "Boiler Room" sign.) We always have plenty of dark dwarven beer on hand and kielbasa for sandwiches.

Lorelei M. Ahlmann
Ambassador-at-Large

Welcome to the UN

Welcome to the UN! Be sure to visit the Strangers' Bar. They have every drink ever thought up.

Welcome to the UN.

(OOC: "Ambasssador Salla", H'mm? I wonder how long it will be before the first time when he gets mistaken for "Senator Sulla"? ;) )

We welcome Ambassador Salla to these halls, and have sent a welcome package containing some of our finest goat cheese, a compilation of mountain poetry, and a blood-stained shirt (that's not a gift - I just needed to get rid of it and ha! now your fingerprints are all over it).

We look forward to meeting Ambassador Salla in debate, and also hope he will be partaking in more recreational activities, to which end we recommend to him the Strangers' Bar, Ausserland's dwarven caek, a visit from a CPESL agent, and, of course, some Yeldan Fine Cheeses.

Welcome to the UN. I am the Meddling Monk of Tzorsland and the representative of Tzorsland, past regional deligate of Niftyonia, until some bright breucrat thought it was a better idea to give that position to someone else.

I wish I had an honor guard. I wish I had an office. Fortunately I know the secret location for the Starbucks, although I generally only see UN gnomes there. I reccomend stopping by the Stranger's bar, although it gets a little strange there at times. (I guess that's why it's called the "stranger's" bar.) There are a number of resolutions in queue up for descussion and one up for debate, apparently the Kindergarden is in session at the moment.

Welcome sir. I am Leonard Otterby, the ambassador of the fine nation of Compadria to the U.N. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.

May the blessings of our otters be upon you and grant you a pleasant stay here.

'ere ambassador, i'm Sir Albert of Bahgum, ambassador for t'same grand country, now i'll seethi in't bar and buy thee a round, get you talking with the reet kind of people....'

Welcome to the United Nations, Ambassador Salla!

I am Anthony Stilgram, of Caratia. I have plenty of root beer in my personal fridge, would you care to have some?