Chris and Ela
20-04-2006, 17:17
Have you seen this?
This proposed legislation will make it easy and legal for any crack-pot, tin-pot nation (including my own) to obtain the means to make the bomb.
Have you seen clauses 4 & 5??
This proposal is far too dangerous to see the light of day. There shouldn't even be a vote on it!
Here are just a sample of the mottoes of some of the nations that approved this proposal:
"We'll kill for pleasure and cash......Or Not =P"
"Mess with us and we'll kill you!"
"New Improved Barbaric Militant Machismo 24/7"
"Shoot First And Ask Questions Never!"
"Bombs Come In All Shapes and Sizes"
"When all else fails, violence prevails"
"Ever vigilant, ever paranoid"
"You will be destroyed by Koaltar! "
"The exploding is just a side effect."
"The great duel, the mother of all battles has begun!"
"We'll live"
"Where Everyone, Including The Men, Has Permanent PMS"
"Mottoes are for Jerks"
Need I say more?
Nuclear Energy Research Act
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: The Beltway
Description: (Co-authored by Yelda)
The General Assembly of the United Nations,
APPLAUDING the passage of Resolution #151 “Nuclear Non-Proliferation Act,”
BELIEVING the benefits of peaceful atomic energy technology should be available to all UN member nations,
AFFIRMING the right of UN member nations to exchange scientific information on the peaceful application of atomic energy,
NOTING that scientific advancement benefits greatly from collaboration of scientists from multiple nations,
CONCERNED with the potentially international and devastating impact of accidents involving nuclear reactors,
ACKNOWLEDGING that current techniques for disposal of nuclear waste materials are often lacking;
RECOGNIZING the threat of terrorist attacks on nuclear reactors,
DECLARING that all UN member nations are entitled to participate in the free trade of fissionable materials used in said technological applications,
HEREBY:
1. ESTABLISHES the Nuclear Energy Research Commission (NERC), mandated to:
I - Coordinate research into safer and more efficient methods of nuclear power generation,
II - Coordinate research into safer means of nuclear waste disposal,
III - Support efforts to improve the security of nuclear plants;
2. STRONGLY URGES UN member nations to provide assistance to the NERC;
3. CALLS UPON UN member nations to conduct research into safer and more efficient methods of nuclear power generation, especially when such research is not already being conducted by other entities;
4. ENCOURAGES the sale and transfer of nuclear power generation materials and technology between UN nations;
5. REQUIRES the elimination of protectionist devices restricting the trade of nuclear power generation technology, equipment and fissionable materials, including but not limited to tariffs, duties, subsidies, subventions and quotas, within eleven years;
6. FURTHER REQUIRES the elimination of protectionist devices restricting the trade of electrical power generated by nuclear power plants, including but not limited to tariffs, duties, subsidies, subventions and quotas, within eleven years;
7. EMPHASIZES that UN member nations reserve the right to employ retaliatory tariffs towards non-member nations to prevent price dumping;
8. AUTHORIZES the United Nations Free Trade Commission (UNFTC) to arbitrate any trade disputes which may arise concerning the interpretation of this legislation.
Approvals: 232 (The Beltway, Faerie-Sprite, Gaiah, Flibbleites, Leg-ends, United Latin America, Kungpaomao, Toranesia, Corporate Hegemony, Srrvr15Wnnr, Greater Valmiera, Rocking you all, Super Walmart, Panthers R Us, Qinqe, Republic of Freedonia, Westopolis, Orium, Kleinekatzen, Kolporu, America-Canada-Mexico, Erith Avlantia, Kamikastan, Desert Storm Iraq, Lygonia, Nicktenstien, Eve the First, English Wales, Coquettia, Bumsenland, Umora, Assington, Los Santos, Llangard, Calla Locktown, The Black New World, Assassinos, Hijos de Libertad, Gnyaarg, CAOAPO, Rubbo, Hyperslackovicznia, Koaltar, Ingrism, Antrium, Brabant states, Sin-Galore, Cornbread Fanatics, Baberasia, Intangelon, Palentine UN Office, Akmal, Aroughnah, Quaon, Marton Mar, Al Kassad, Otaku Stratus, Shirotstistan, Square rootedness, Madazi, Marjatta, OmniMega Pharma-Corp, Green Ajah, Orgasmica Land, Concordare, Porkiness, Hetros, Peyotes, PanzerOrta, Kimtatorship, Manussa, Tse Moana, Millipede Liberation, The biggest seagull, Northern-Chittowa, Versalia, Drunken Thunder, Sartago, Trillobytes, The Corparate Alliance, Al Tira, Farattorney, Amphitrite of Atlantic, Guns A-Plenty, Elletania, Terra V, Xinair, Sentynel, Sligeach, Richard2008, AnimeTheme, The Shodden, Zhongnanhai, IWork, So1idus, Agramerland, Vespeterium Minor, Tau Ceta, Yazmania, Minzione, Sugar Shane, Technocratic Idealism, New mathias, Laithalla, Adolf Barham, Electronic Chicken, Psychology Majors2006, Conchland, Oikhia Khora, Tsar Praetere, Sri Varanasi, Boggod, Iranian Republic, Trajasistan, Storage Inbox, Vrijheid en gelijkheid, The Talisman, Rakua, Itorunt, Neo Tyros, Sidosermo Indah, Ferristoya, Funky Evil, The Great Commonwealth, Blackbird, Hordapolis, Kariana Fidem, Gluuland, Azteca Helvetica, Morlon, Kevin Island, Ohrder, Eulesis, James_xenoland, Manea, Dez2, Warsong Clans, Capitalist Fiefdoms, Arendias, Jagerbombmonia, Dwars, Kevcompman, The Maltese Federation, Nordur, Thunder-ten-Trock, Football Nuts, Maegeri, Theorb, Seleucos, The Best Party Ever, Zocane, Ritonas, Athens and Midlands, Hot Boiz, Pazin, Bladela, Puerto Rico States, MeusDomus, Miphodivia, The Derrak Quadrant, Niploma, Adam Isle, CNNP, Reisserland, Outer Cuffeovia, Destructive Robes, Flamebaittrolls, WarDuck, Vie versta, Monkeymanspleen, Notorious Thieves, Black and Decker, Nuttelex, Super-Mario-Land, Grapkoski, Majester, Juight, Thomsolo, Needless to say, Montyclifford, Pugonia, Atlana, Noconservitism, The Dark Flame Dragon, Desinformatic, Brad The Lord, The Cargo-Fetishists, The Nine Ninjas, Skahro, Mr_steven, Macchiavellian Masons, Immortallia, Caffinedom, Rahulotopia, Omni-Palonie, Halo04, Celebration of Postits, Thorny Fruit Sucker, Lydensee, Overly Priced Spam, The Maddox Clan, Baden-Wurrttemberg, North Dutchfieldia, Trious aliuos, Face Invaders, Imajination, QuestionableIndustries, Prasin, Scientific Government, Sithly pleasures, Dantrithorian, Darth Mall, Darksolia, Lordscorpianvpr, Gee Dog, The Horse Lovers, Spartan Alliance, Alexandrian Ptolemais, Emperor Boba Fett I, Cricket Fans, Kwyliathiotarup II, Penguinlanden, Los Amros, St Edmund, Kibolonia, Los Sino, Quashqai, Papalists, Geoduck Industries, Jogund, Kazmantiran, Anastoga)
Status: Quorum Reached: In Queue!
This proposed legislation will make it easy and legal for any crack-pot, tin-pot nation (including my own) to obtain the means to make the bomb.
Have you seen clauses 4 & 5??
This proposal is far too dangerous to see the light of day. There shouldn't even be a vote on it!
Here are just a sample of the mottoes of some of the nations that approved this proposal:
"We'll kill for pleasure and cash......Or Not =P"
"Mess with us and we'll kill you!"
"New Improved Barbaric Militant Machismo 24/7"
"Shoot First And Ask Questions Never!"
"Bombs Come In All Shapes and Sizes"
"When all else fails, violence prevails"
"Ever vigilant, ever paranoid"
"You will be destroyed by Koaltar! "
"The exploding is just a side effect."
"The great duel, the mother of all battles has begun!"
"We'll live"
"Where Everyone, Including The Men, Has Permanent PMS"
"Mottoes are for Jerks"
Need I say more?
Nuclear Energy Research Act
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: The Beltway
Description: (Co-authored by Yelda)
The General Assembly of the United Nations,
APPLAUDING the passage of Resolution #151 “Nuclear Non-Proliferation Act,”
BELIEVING the benefits of peaceful atomic energy technology should be available to all UN member nations,
AFFIRMING the right of UN member nations to exchange scientific information on the peaceful application of atomic energy,
NOTING that scientific advancement benefits greatly from collaboration of scientists from multiple nations,
CONCERNED with the potentially international and devastating impact of accidents involving nuclear reactors,
ACKNOWLEDGING that current techniques for disposal of nuclear waste materials are often lacking;
RECOGNIZING the threat of terrorist attacks on nuclear reactors,
DECLARING that all UN member nations are entitled to participate in the free trade of fissionable materials used in said technological applications,
HEREBY:
1. ESTABLISHES the Nuclear Energy Research Commission (NERC), mandated to:
I - Coordinate research into safer and more efficient methods of nuclear power generation,
II - Coordinate research into safer means of nuclear waste disposal,
III - Support efforts to improve the security of nuclear plants;
2. STRONGLY URGES UN member nations to provide assistance to the NERC;
3. CALLS UPON UN member nations to conduct research into safer and more efficient methods of nuclear power generation, especially when such research is not already being conducted by other entities;
4. ENCOURAGES the sale and transfer of nuclear power generation materials and technology between UN nations;
5. REQUIRES the elimination of protectionist devices restricting the trade of nuclear power generation technology, equipment and fissionable materials, including but not limited to tariffs, duties, subsidies, subventions and quotas, within eleven years;
6. FURTHER REQUIRES the elimination of protectionist devices restricting the trade of electrical power generated by nuclear power plants, including but not limited to tariffs, duties, subsidies, subventions and quotas, within eleven years;
7. EMPHASIZES that UN member nations reserve the right to employ retaliatory tariffs towards non-member nations to prevent price dumping;
8. AUTHORIZES the United Nations Free Trade Commission (UNFTC) to arbitrate any trade disputes which may arise concerning the interpretation of this legislation.
Approvals: 232 (The Beltway, Faerie-Sprite, Gaiah, Flibbleites, Leg-ends, United Latin America, Kungpaomao, Toranesia, Corporate Hegemony, Srrvr15Wnnr, Greater Valmiera, Rocking you all, Super Walmart, Panthers R Us, Qinqe, Republic of Freedonia, Westopolis, Orium, Kleinekatzen, Kolporu, America-Canada-Mexico, Erith Avlantia, Kamikastan, Desert Storm Iraq, Lygonia, Nicktenstien, Eve the First, English Wales, Coquettia, Bumsenland, Umora, Assington, Los Santos, Llangard, Calla Locktown, The Black New World, Assassinos, Hijos de Libertad, Gnyaarg, CAOAPO, Rubbo, Hyperslackovicznia, Koaltar, Ingrism, Antrium, Brabant states, Sin-Galore, Cornbread Fanatics, Baberasia, Intangelon, Palentine UN Office, Akmal, Aroughnah, Quaon, Marton Mar, Al Kassad, Otaku Stratus, Shirotstistan, Square rootedness, Madazi, Marjatta, OmniMega Pharma-Corp, Green Ajah, Orgasmica Land, Concordare, Porkiness, Hetros, Peyotes, PanzerOrta, Kimtatorship, Manussa, Tse Moana, Millipede Liberation, The biggest seagull, Northern-Chittowa, Versalia, Drunken Thunder, Sartago, Trillobytes, The Corparate Alliance, Al Tira, Farattorney, Amphitrite of Atlantic, Guns A-Plenty, Elletania, Terra V, Xinair, Sentynel, Sligeach, Richard2008, AnimeTheme, The Shodden, Zhongnanhai, IWork, So1idus, Agramerland, Vespeterium Minor, Tau Ceta, Yazmania, Minzione, Sugar Shane, Technocratic Idealism, New mathias, Laithalla, Adolf Barham, Electronic Chicken, Psychology Majors2006, Conchland, Oikhia Khora, Tsar Praetere, Sri Varanasi, Boggod, Iranian Republic, Trajasistan, Storage Inbox, Vrijheid en gelijkheid, The Talisman, Rakua, Itorunt, Neo Tyros, Sidosermo Indah, Ferristoya, Funky Evil, The Great Commonwealth, Blackbird, Hordapolis, Kariana Fidem, Gluuland, Azteca Helvetica, Morlon, Kevin Island, Ohrder, Eulesis, James_xenoland, Manea, Dez2, Warsong Clans, Capitalist Fiefdoms, Arendias, Jagerbombmonia, Dwars, Kevcompman, The Maltese Federation, Nordur, Thunder-ten-Trock, Football Nuts, Maegeri, Theorb, Seleucos, The Best Party Ever, Zocane, Ritonas, Athens and Midlands, Hot Boiz, Pazin, Bladela, Puerto Rico States, MeusDomus, Miphodivia, The Derrak Quadrant, Niploma, Adam Isle, CNNP, Reisserland, Outer Cuffeovia, Destructive Robes, Flamebaittrolls, WarDuck, Vie versta, Monkeymanspleen, Notorious Thieves, Black and Decker, Nuttelex, Super-Mario-Land, Grapkoski, Majester, Juight, Thomsolo, Needless to say, Montyclifford, Pugonia, Atlana, Noconservitism, The Dark Flame Dragon, Desinformatic, Brad The Lord, The Cargo-Fetishists, The Nine Ninjas, Skahro, Mr_steven, Macchiavellian Masons, Immortallia, Caffinedom, Rahulotopia, Omni-Palonie, Halo04, Celebration of Postits, Thorny Fruit Sucker, Lydensee, Overly Priced Spam, The Maddox Clan, Baden-Wurrttemberg, North Dutchfieldia, Trious aliuos, Face Invaders, Imajination, QuestionableIndustries, Prasin, Scientific Government, Sithly pleasures, Dantrithorian, Darth Mall, Darksolia, Lordscorpianvpr, Gee Dog, The Horse Lovers, Spartan Alliance, Alexandrian Ptolemais, Emperor Boba Fett I, Cricket Fans, Kwyliathiotarup II, Penguinlanden, Los Amros, St Edmund, Kibolonia, Los Sino, Quashqai, Papalists, Geoduck Industries, Jogund, Kazmantiran, Anastoga)
Status: Quorum Reached: In Queue!