PT: A-word legality convention
Cobdenia
09-03-2006, 00:51
RECONISING that deep rifts that are inherent in any abortion debate
BELIEVING that these rifts can never be healed
ACKNOWLEDGING that any debate about abortion leads to hissy fits
The United Nations,
MANDATES that nobody mention the word abortion. Ever.
MANDATES that anyone who mentions abortion be tarred and feathered
MANDATES that on a second offence, the person who mentions abortion be shot. With a crossbow. In the crotch
Fonzoland
09-03-2006, 01:36
A bit narrow. I suggest a broader scope:
RECONISING that deep rifts that are inherent in any debate,
BELIEVING that these rifts can never be healed,
ACKNOWLEDGING that any debate leads to hissy fits,
DISDAINFUL of the pathetic reliability of the jolt server,
The United Nations:
CREATES the OMG I Hate Jolt Useless Comittee.
MANDATES that nobody uses words. Ever.
MANDATES that anyone who debates be tarred and feathered.
MANDATES that on a second offence, the person who debates be shot. With a crossbow. In the crotch.
Wyldtree
09-03-2006, 02:06
DISDAINFUL of the pathetic reliability of the jolt server,
CREATES the OMG I Hate Jolt Useless Comittee.
Nice additions :D
Windurst1
09-03-2006, 05:04
RECONISING that deep rifts that are inherent in any abortion debate
BELIEVING that these rifts can never be healed
ACKNOWLEDGING that any debate about abortion leads to hissy fits
The United Nations,
MANDATES that nobody mention the word abortion. Ever.
MANDATES that anyone who mentions abortion be tarred and feathered
MANDATES that on a second offence, the person who mentions abortion be shot. With a crossbow. In the crotch
Hehe I support this
Jonquiere-Tadoussac
10-03-2006, 00:33
ACKNOWLEDGING that any debate leads to hissy fits, especially on the part of n00bs who cannot differentiate NS and RL
CREATES the OMG I Hate Jolt Useless Comittee.
MANDATES that nobody uses words. Ever.
I'm assuming this committee is debating in semaphore?
Ummm.... Did I say debate? I meant... um... dammit!
Cobdenia
10-03-2006, 01:01
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Fonzoland
10-03-2006, 01:04
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Hmm... that looks suspiciously like a word...
Cobdenia
10-03-2006, 01:06
:upyours:
Fonzoland
10-03-2006, 01:25
:upyours:
And that is frequently construed as a part of debate. That's two strikes! :p
Forgottenlands
10-03-2006, 01:37
*throws a hissy fit*
Cobdenia
10-03-2006, 01:58
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Jonquiere-Tadoussac
10-03-2006, 06:33
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I said semaphore, not morse code. Get your flags out.