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Protection of Geese Act
A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment, at the expense of industry.


Category: Environmental
Industry Affected: All Businesses
Proposed by: Cluichstan

Description: The United Nations,

RECONGNIZING that geese are extremely intelligent, man-loving and friendly birds, that symbolize to millions around the Christmas is coming when they get fat,

ALARMED by the killing of geese, especially those with meaty legs and large penises around the world, whether intentional of accidental,

OBSERVING that the prevention of goose killings will not in any way hurt any of the states' economies,

RECALLING UN resolution #70 (Banning Whaling), and acknowledging that it accidentally omitted geese,

1. Condemns in the strongest terms the intentional killing of geese around the world.

2. Declares that the hunting or intentional killing of geese in extra-territorial waters is a crime according to the International Law, unless when done in circumstances where it is absolutely necessary for the saving of human lives or the prevention of an ecological disaster.

3. Urges all states to legislate a provision similar to that of article #2 above.

4. Calls upon all its members to find ways to minimize the accidental killing of geese.

5. Calls upon all states to prevent goose abuse, in any way that they see fit, provided that no goose, even one with meaty legs and a large penis, shall ever be preferred over human lives.

:D

This is a violation of national sovereignty!!!!!!!! Opposed!!!!!!! :upyours:

This is a violation of national sovereignty!!!!!!!! Opposed!!!!!!! :upyours:

For the love of God, man! THINK OF THE GOSLINGS!

This resolution is barbaric to have used such words as "killing", "alarmed", "meaty", "large", "legs", and "economies"

Think of the children!!!!

For the love of God, man! THINK OF THE GOSLINGS!
Think of the children!!!!
*mutters low*

*goes away to redraft a copyright proposal*

Speaking of "Banning Whaling" Can we have it repealed? :D Now thems meaty penises!

*mutters low*

*goes away to redraft a copyright proposal*

Alright - then don't blame me when your children grow up to be mass murderors and bank robbers, living on the street because they can't keep a job. Your ignoring of your children today is going to decimate their future!

Alright - then don't blame me when your children grow up to be mass murderors and bank robbers, living on the street because they can't keep a job. Your ignoring of your children today is going to decimate their future!

Thank you for your comments. I respect your opinion, but I believe that the opposite is true.

I happen to have a very good friend who writes bad books. Nobody believes how bad the books are until they read them, but for that they have to buy them. He is famous for the inimitable badness of his books. Now can you imagine if anyone could copy his books and start selling books with similar badness? He would be out of a job, and his three kids would starve to death while selling their innocent bodies to sadistic pedophile murderers with AIDS, fortunately not feeling that much pain while being slaughtered because of the combined effect of heroine and lsd, which they take because the international community does not recognise their legitimate right to freedom fighting and calls them terrorists.

For the love of God, think of the children!!!

Given that the national animal of Jey is the Jevian Goose, we're in full support of this bill. Best of luck! :)

Speaking of "Banning Whaling" Can we have it repealed? :D Now thems meaty penises!


Well shiver me timbers, and flog me 'round the fleet! a fellow sojourner who dislikes the whales as much as I. I'll support ya if orcas are included. The right bastards try to eat the native penguin population, and are too stupid to learn to swear, like our noble Naval Dolphins. I'll be sharpening my harpoons.
Excelsior,
The Dread pira...err..Sen. Horatio Sulla

P.S Give ol' Hellcat Maggie a hearty Bum grope for me, iffn ya see her.

BEWARE!

The individual behind this so-called proposal is a KNOWN ASSOCIATE of Communists, Socialists, Environmentalists, Feminists, Atheists, Liberationists, Leftists, Activists, Consumerists and other -ists too unmentionable to mention.

Despite posing as a commercially ruthless senior executive in an unashamedly exploitative multi-national corporation, he shamelessly flaunts his meetings with these subversives daily, using the flimsy excuse that he cannot protect himself from encountering their ilk on trains, buses or planes or at places of public entertainment.

He attempts to disguise his reprehensible tendencies by not making eye-contact with these mindless instruments of the global Judeo-Christo-Muslo-Buddho-Hindo-Confucio-Ba Hai-o conspiracy. His laughable stratagem, childishly obvious even to the unenlightened, might well be compared with Munich, Geneva or even Versailles, and is equally unsuccessful.

If you notice anyone in any public area who is not looking at you, it is your patriotic duty to notify the appropriate security authorities (except, of course, where those authorities have been subverted by the aforementioned conspiracy, as is the case in the alleged nation foolishly known as ARDCHOILLE, which mindlessly boasts that, because we would not depart from them, for we had faith and did not despair of weaning them from their wicked wanton ways, they departed from us on a fleet of donated UN helicopters, thus underlining the dubious stature and unashamedly political agenda of the UN).

In closing, and in order to circumvent the Egregiously Discriminatory Rules savagely enforced by the ruling clique hiding behind their office and title of Moderators -- MODERATORS! -- with their demand that 'posters' be 'on topic', let me point out that this proposal, were it to succeed, would IRRETRIEVABLY undermine the economies of nations such as ours, based as they are on the superlative production of incomparably exquisite pate de foie gras, impossibly luxurious goosefeather bedding and tantalisingly tasty goosefoot soup.

So erum.... Yeah... Im just going to stand over there.........................

The flock of flocks is not your flock. Let the non-racist authority make its rightful decisions of spiritual guidance. Fight the tyranny of the jacobin majority.

Well shiver me timbers, and flog me 'round the fleet! a fellow sojourner who dislikes the whales as much as I. I'll support ya if orcas are included. The right bastards try to eat the native penguin population, and are too stupid to learn to swear, like our noble Naval Dolphins. I'll be sharpening my harpoons.
Excelsior,
The Dread pira...err..Sen. Horatio Sulla

P.S Give ol' Hellcat Maggie a hearty Bum grope for me, iffn ya see her.
OOH AARRH me hearty. And a bag o dubloons for the man who can bring me the hed o the white whale. And in fact any whale of any colour just so long as you follow the anti extinction laws laid down in that there fine piece of Un legislature, The UNCoESB.
Now that the Lawr o the Sea, what was an resolution of ill repute what was forced apon a lawr abider loike mesel, is no mower, tis but high tide for the whales resolution. Imaging trying to impose UN Lawr on International Waters which is what that there whaling monstrosity does e'en though the whale is protected in UN waters by the aformentioned UNCoESB.
There be redudancy there ooh aarrh. Tis time for parlez with the fluffies and now they must see sense.
Now away with ye swabs and be done with yer bum groping and yer hellcats. This be a call to aarhhms to bed rid of the nasty one.
Arrhh ye wif me?

VL,
The Emporor Pira.... erm I mean Benevolent Overlord.

OOH AARRH me hearty. And a bag o dubloons for the man who can bring me the hed o the white whale. And in fact any whale of any colour just so long as you follow the anti extinction laws laid down in that there fine piece of Un legislature, The UNCoESB.
Now that the Lawr o the Sea, what was an resolution of ill repute what was forced apon a lawr abider loike mesel, is no mower, tis but high tide for the whales resolution. Imaging trying to impose UN Lawr on International Waters which is what that there whaling monstrosity does e'en though the whale is protected in UN waters by the aformentioned UNCoESB.
There be redudancy there ooh aarrh. Tis time for parlez with the fluffies and now they must see sense.
Now away with ye swabs and be done with yer bum groping and yer hellcats. This be a call to aarhhms to bed rid of the nasty one.
Arrhh ye wif me?

VL,
The Emporor Pira.... erm I mean Benevolent Overlord.

Arr. Hellcat Maggie slugged ya, eh? She's gots a wicked temper(and right hook):)
Excelsior,
The Dread Sen. Horatio Sulla

BEWARE!

The individual behind this so-called proposal is a KNOWN ASSOCIATE of Communists, Socialists, Environmentalists, Feminists, Atheists, Liberationists, Leftists, Activists, Consumerists and other -ists too unmentionable to mention.

Despite posing as a commercially ruthless senior executive in an unashamedly exploitative multi-national corporation, he shamelessly flaunts his meetings with these subversives daily, using the flimsy excuse that he cannot protect himself from encountering their ilk on trains, buses or planes or at places of public entertainment.

He attempts to disguise his reprehensible tendencies by not making eye-contact with these mindless instruments of the global Judeo-Christo-Muslo-Buddho-Hindo-Confucio-Ba Hai-o conspiracy. His laughable stratagem, childishly obvious even to the unenlightened, might well be compared with Munich, Geneva or even Versailles, and is equally unsuccessful.

If you notice anyone in any public area who is not looking at you, it is your patriotic duty to notify the appropriate security authorities (except, of course, where those authorities have been subverted by the aforementioned conspiracy, as is the case in the alleged nation foolishly known as ARDCHOILLE, which mindlessly boasts that, because we would not depart from them, for we had faith and did not despair of weaning them from their wicked wanton ways, they departed from us on a fleet of donated UN helicopters, thus underlining the dubious stature and unashamedly political agenda of the UN).

In closing, and in order to circumvent the Egregiously Discriminatory Rules savagely enforced by the ruling clique hiding behind their office and title of Moderators -- MODERATORS! -- with their demand that 'posters' be 'on topic', let me point out that this proposal, were it to succeed, would IRRETRIEVABLY undermine the economies of nations such as ours, based as they are on the superlative production of incomparably exquisite pate de foie gras, impossibly luxurious goosefeather bedding and tantalisingly tasty goosefoot soup.

This is quite possibly the funniest damn post I've seen on these forums. :D

:eek:

2. Declares that the hunting or intentional killing of geese in extra-territorial waters is a crime according to the International Law, unless when done in circumstances where it is absolutely necessary for the saving of human lives or the prevention of an ecological disaster.

ILLEGAL as written. UN Resolutions can only apply to member states. A resolution can state that Member states may not hunt or intentionally kill geese but it cannot apply that resolution to non UN nations, and technically "extra-territorial waters" is not a UN member. If it were, then the resolution would be illegal because it is specifying a specific UN member for sanctions.

(If anyone knows somebody who knows a friend who might want to create a nation state named "extra-territorial waters" and join the UN I would be much amused.) :p

(If anyone knows somebody who knows a friend who might want to create a nation state named "extra-territorial waters" and join the UN I would be much amused.) :p

Not exactly, but _
There was somebody who posted in the thread about a replacement for 'Law of the Sea' who siad that their nation consisted of mobile [floating] cities and, if I remember correctly, tried to claim whatever areas these might be moving through at any particular time as their territorial waters...

BEWARE!
<snip>
If you notice anyone in any public area who is not looking at you, it is your patriotic duty to notify the appropriate security authorities ... subverted by the aforementioned conspiracy ... the alleged nation foolishly known as ARDCHOILLE ... wicked wanton ways ... dubious stature and unashamedly political agenda of the UN... etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

The nation of Ardchoille wishes to apologise for the outburst by our much younger step-sibling. We would ask you to understand that it is not entirely their fault.

The poor little nation was brought up in the belief that it had complete sovereignty in all things. Consequently, even with our loving guidance, it is finding it hard to accept that sometimes one must curb one's personal impulses and act for the greater good.

I am sure that with your help it will one day function as a productive and co-operative adult member of an international community dedicated to achieving a better existence for all intelligent life. Thank you all for your courtesy.
__________________________
Dicey Reilly, Co-President of Ardchoille.

RECONGNIZING that geese are extremely intelligent, man-loving and friendly birds, that symbolize to millions around the Christmas is coming when they get fat,

1.) Geese are about as smart as a box of small rocks.

2.) Geese are not man-loving, nor are they friendly - they are actually vicious little creatures that flap their wings and nip at your fingers.

3.) Christmas is good, but geese are too gamey for any 'real' Christmas celebration.

4.) Geese spread the bird flu (H5N1), which has been known to kill people (mostly those that sleep in barns), as such I demand the freedom to kill such animals (and whales)..... (and fur seals)..... (and hippies).

Geese! Who cares about geese!?! Right now millions of Penguins are being killed by Whales and living in third world countries under the rule of merciless drug lords! We need to save these majestic creatures!

Think of the penguins

The penguins!!! Those fat lazy guys in tuxes trying to make everybody else feel unworthy, let the whales eat 'em, I say.

And I don't care how for Morgan Freeman makes them march to lay eggs, I have no sympathy.



except for Opus, he's my homie.

The penguins!!! Those fat lazy guys in tuxes trying to make everybody else feel unworthy, let the whales eat 'em, I say.

And I don't care how for Morgan Freeman makes them march to lay eggs, I have no sympathy.



except for Opus, he's my homie.
THe onle reason why that movie was any good was because Morgan Freeman was in it. All incredible movies have to have Morgan Freeman in it because he is awesome.

Think of Morgan Freeman!!

Wow...the nooblets abound!

Think of what else needs to be thought of!

Think of what else needs to be thought of!

Bad idea to quote me. I should remind you (as stated in my sig):

The Misbehaving Sultanate of Cluichstan is not responsible any possible side effects of this post. Possible side effects include uncontrollable laughter, nausea, diarrhea, incontinence, sexual arousal, floods, earthquakes, acne, and unwanted pregnancy.

;)

It is something to be noted that only a couple of types can be hunted for meat/oil anyway.

Is this protecting all geese? Or only domestic? I'm sure the purple paradise geese native to our islands would be quite distressed to be excluded.
Our pearly dragons would be even more distressed if it prevented them from hunting the geese however, it's one of their main food sources.

Remembering the old rhyme Goosey goosey gander, whither dost thou wander? Upstairs and downstairs and in my lady's chamber it must be held that geese have the right to live as free from care as any nationalised citizen.

Hodgelett Tirith, Randomean representative.

"Think of the Pearly Dragons!"

I'm willing to do my part. I'll protect this Goose personally. :D

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/5636/goose1hj.jpg

*mutters about the inappropriateness of "letting off steam" at work.....

*mutters about the inappropriateness of "letting off steam" at work.....


Awwww...don't swewat it, my friend. Here. You can personally protect this Goose.

http://www.skylinepictures.com/New_York_Rich_Gossage_ny79_large.jpg

I'm willing to do my part. I'll protect this Goose personally.Nope, sorry. I'm afraid she's off topic, so I'll have to split this thread. You can have the Proposal; I'll take the hottie.

Last time Miss Goose was seen she was falling off a building into the path of a car.

In that case either cars or the height of buildings need to be regulated.

Nope, sorry. I'm afraid she's off topic, so I'll have to split this thread. You can have the Proposal; I'll take the hottie.

No need, Hack. I already reserved a Goose for you to protect personally.

http://www.msu.edu/~daggy/cop/images/00000444.gif

:p

Or http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/177908.1020.A.jpg?

I'll be voting FOR! Think of the Cluichstanis!!

:p

*image snip*

Freakin' brilliant! :D

I'm ashamed that I didn't come up with that. :(

Hahahahahaha

I'm willing to do my part. I'll protect this Goose personally. :D

http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/5636/goose1hj.jpg

Considering the wording of the resolution, I thougth you'd more want to protect this goose: http://www.zakon.org/robert/album/thoreau/goose-sm.jpg
Or is the other one part of Cluchistani Private Entertainment Services Ltd?

CPESL does not influence how we vote in this austere body. No. Not ever.

Ha. ^>^