NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm so glad the right to Foam Lover Unions has passed. :p

So who wants to form the NSUN representative union?
Sorry, I'm already a member of the Flibbleite UN Representative union, I'm also the only member.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

Oh, and thanks to all those who helped defend this proposal. I've seen some great posts here, despite the slightly messy debate.

In that case I simply can no longer afford UN membership. Farewell.

In that case I simply can no longer afford UN membership. Farewell.
I bagsy his office.

In that case I simply can no longer afford UN membership. Farewell.
Afford? There are dues? No wonder why my card is EXPIRED.

I burned my office on the way out. There's nothing but cement walls and pig iron supports now.

I burned my office on the way out. There's nothing but cement walls and pig iron supports now.
*Ken Scott walks in, his clothing streaked with soot*
Yeah we know, we had to put the fire out and clean up the damage, you can expect to be recieving a bill to pay for the damage you caused shortly.

Ken Scott
VP, Building Maintence
UN Building Management

I burned my office on the way out. There's nothing but cement walls and pig iron supports now.

I suppose that's one way to get rid of the stench...

I burned my office on the way out. There's nothing but cement walls and pig iron supports now.
Meh, I was just planning on using it as a wine cellar anyway.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

I bagsy his office.

Better check the location first: It might be down in mutant territory... ;)

"My your office looks bigger on the inside than on the outside!"

Do you hate the appearance of your UN office? Do you get the feeling of being cramped, with the weight of the whole UN on your shoulders? Then call the certified interior decorators of Tzorsland's Advanced Regional Decorating Installation Services. (TARDIS) At TARDIS we will gut out your old office (or in the case a torched one we will give a credit to our muzak service) and in no time your office will seem twice as large as it ws before.

How do we do this? At TARDIS we use a combination of holographic systems and OUTSOURCING! That's right. Do you really need to have your receptionist in the building? Of course not! And our TARDIS systems will give you hlographic receptionists that take up only a small portion of your wall space, complete with a fancy receptionist's desk, and potted plants native to your own region.

Now don't take my word for it. I don't have an office. I have only a table at the Starbucks and my laptop. Oh well.

Can you make my receptionist look like Rekooh, the executive VP of Cluichstani Private Entertainment Services Ltd.? I really like her.

http://momloveu.com/penelope-cruz/index.files/image462.jpg

Respectfully,
Sheik Nadnerb bin Cluich
Cluichstani Ambassador to the UN

I don't have an office. I have only a table at the Starbucks and my laptop. Oh well.

Where's the starbucks?

Whose going to make me pay?

Our defense expenditure 24 times larger then Cantrs. Pay, or you end up with a rather flat capital city...

Our defense expenditure 24 times larger then Cantrs. Pay, or you end up with a rather flat capital city...

Ha! You are out of range, and he is in peace mode anyway.













Errr... sorry, wrong forum.

Errr... sorry, wrong forum.

Which one was it supposed to be

Whose going to make me pay?

Y'know, pissing off a group of nations that have spent years perfecting the art of wanking so it is realistic while maintaining the ability to nuke every one of the 100,000 nations to the stone age while somehow surviving undamaged......not the brightest idea.

Where's the starbucks?

That's a good question. I've made an inquiry to the UN management.

(Oh no, don't tell me I've made another temporal paradox again.) :p

Can you make my receptionist look like Rekooh, the executive VP of Cluichstani Private Entertainment Services Ltd.? I really like her.

Technically speaking the likeness of Rekooh is copyright by Cluichstani Private Entertainment Services Ltd. and ... oh wait, you're Cluichstan. Well assuming you can give us a limited copy license I can check with our cosmetic surgery department. Unfortunately she might sound like Lily Tomlin, but some models do sound like Annie Potts.

That's a good question. I've made an inquiry to the UN management.

(Oh no, don't tell me I've made another temporal paradox again.) :p

32nd floor, next to the florist. The buggers keep me up all night...