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We care more about your nation's security than you do.

The people of Cluichstan are pleased to announce the establishment of the United Nations Defense Convention (UN DEFCON (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/UN_DEFCON)), an organisation devoted to promoting international security measures and greater awareness of issues related to international security. If you're interested in joining, please post here or telegram me.

The people of Cluichstan are pleased to announce the establishment of the United Nations Defense Convention (UN DEFCON), an organisation devoted to promoting international security measures and greater awareness of issues related to international security. If you're interested in joining, please post here or telegram me.

Sign me up, baby! :D

Those posting notices of interest in the UN DEFCON should check their telegrams. ;)

As Stone Cold would say, "Give me a HELL YEAH!"

I find your references to pro wrestling disturbing.

/Darth Vader

:p

We condemn your disturbing attempts to infect the United Nations with your dangerous fearmongering and warlust, callous disdain for civil liberties, radical right-wing politics, obscene "servicewomen," and obnoxious British spelling. That said, we have already signed up. :p

We condemn your disturbing attempts to infect the United Nations with your dangerous fearmongering, warlust, callous disdain for civil liberties, right-wing politics, obscene "servicewomen," and obnoxious British spelling. That said, we have already signed up. :p

You bastard! :p

Interesting...

Consider Hirota interested.

Please note the reason English is called English is because the English invented it. Hence we know best :D

Little bit confused as to why you spell defence "defense" (yank way) yet organisation the proper (British) way...

Little bit confused as to why you spell defence "defense" (yank way) yet organisation the proper (British) way...Because "defence" makes no sense. Nobody uses "defencive", after all...

The government of St Edmund is provisionally interested in this, but would like to see more information about what would be involved before making a decision about whether to sign up to it.

Sign me up, we are having problems with pirates. Also foreign nuclear submarines have been attempting to hide themselves in our deeper waters. This is a major problem. The deep ocean should not be a haven for nuclear terrorists.

Because "defence" makes no sense. Nobody uses "defencive", after all...
Why am I not surprized at such foolishness?

Cluich, I'm unlikely to get involved with this but I'm grateful at least to have found out what DEFCON stands for. I'd assumed Defenc/se Condition...

OOC: That's what Defcon does mean. He's just using a snappy alternative here.

OOC: Dang. Fooled again.

OK, I am in.

OOC: That's what Defcon does mean. He's just using a snappy alternative here.

Yeah, I'm witty like that. ;)

Oh....Why the hell not. I'll Join




And in the words of a wise man:"And thats the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!"

I find your references to pro wrestling disturbing.

/Darth Vader

:p


Well I am King of the Deathmatch, and Hardcore Legend.
-Mick Foley:p

Imperiux would like membership, thank you.

Well I am King of the Deathmatch, and Hardcore Legend.
-Mick Foley:p

Gah! More pro wrestling!

Spicy Nuggets will join this Defense Convention, but only if I recieve 5 Dank Nuggets for each of my citizens.

Spicy Nuggets will join this Defense Convention, but only if I recieve 5 Dank Nuggets for each of my citizens.

You get nothing. Run along.

You get nothing. Run along.

Drat, I was going to offer him some yummy pengiun nibblets to go away.:p

Drat, I was going to offer him some yummy pengiun nibblets to go away.:p

I was going to ask whether the words "yummy" and "penguin" really belonged together, but then noticed that you were actually talking about "pengiuns" instead... ;)

I was going to ask whether the words "yummy" and "penguin" really belonged together, but then noticed that you were actually talking about "pengiuns" instead... ;)

I hate tpyos.

DEFCON on NSwiki (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/UN_DEFCON)! :D

While Teruchev's paltry military budget would normally preclude us from such associations, in light of the disappointing defeat of the Anti-Terrorism Act, we request membership in this organization for the purpose of strengthening the message that indeed "we care more about your country's security than you do."

Steve Perry, GCRC,
President.

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Teruchev's military budget can be viewed at http://nstracker.retrogade.com then enter "teruchev" in the search bar.

Go ahead, look at it. Paltry, isn't it?

TG sent. Welcome aboard. :cool:

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We care more about your nation's security than you do.

I was going to ask whether the words "yummy" and "penguin" really belonged together, but then noticed that you were actually talking about "pengiuns" instead... ;)


Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor ,not a spelling bee winner!
-Bones McCoy

We even got an invitation from a country for the DEFCON to vacation there. I'm tempted to invade and move the DEFCON's secret bunker there. :cool:

Are the CPSLE welcome there?

CPESL. :p

And do you mean the bunker or the country that invited the DEFCON to vacation there?

OOC:
Cluichstan, i put a link for UN DEFCON in my sig. But i put the link directly to THIS thread instead of our offsite forums. I hope this is satisfactory.

Stop attacking we Brittish or I'll give you a Revolutionary War you'll never forget.

I agree with the convention.

OOC:
Cluichstan, i put a link for UN DEFCON in my sig. But i put the link directly to THIS thread instead of our offsite forums. I hope this is satisfactory.That's perfectly acceptable.

Stop attacking we Brittish or I'll give you a Revolutionary War you'll never forget.Cluichstan ain't British, which is why his British spelling is so damned loopy. :p

Stop attacking we Brittish or I'll give you a Revolutionary War you'll never forget.

I agree with the convention.

Um...it's "British."

As for the link to this thread, Shazbotdom, as Kenny said, that's perfectly fine.

CPESL. :p

And do you mean the bunker or the country that invited the DEFCON to vacation there?

Sulla does a Dave Allen impersonation and says,"Yes."

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Well, once we vacation (read: invade) and set up our secret bunker there, they won't have a choice in the matter, now, will they? ;)

Cluich, might I humbly suggest that you edit the first post of this thread and add this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10418906&postcount=31) and the wiki entry?

Cluich, might I humbly suggest that you edit the first post of this thread and add this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10418906&postcount=31) and the wiki entry?

Done. But only cuz you asked humbly. ;)

The Empire hereby joins.

The Empire hereby joins.

Um...it does? :confused:

The hope of preventing attacks like this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=469402) is one of the reasons that the UN DEFCON was formed.

Meh. A bunch of terrorists aimed nuclear missiles at my friend's nation a little while back, threatening them to change their foreign policy. Interesting Euroslavia chose to respond in this case.

Sign me up, skipper.

Erm, we already invited you.

Erm, we already invited you.

You invited HotRodia. But HotRodia ain't in the UN.

You invited HotRodia. But HotRodia ain't in the UN.

Lovely. The great puppeteer holds chinese walls... :p

You invited HotRodia. But HotRodia ain't in the UN.Well, assuming you still have the URL, you can register as Texan Hotrodders instead of HotRodia, and we'll let it slide. But just this once.

At any rate, if HR shouldn't join a UN org because it ain't in the UN, what's it doin' in the Old Guard? (Unless of course it used to be in the UN, but then left, in which case, forget I asked.)

Well, assuming you still have the URL, you can register as Texan Hotrodders instead of HotRodia, and we'll let it slide. But just this once.

At any rate, if HR shouldn't join a UN org because it ain't in the UN, what's it doin' in the Old Guard? (Unless of course it used to be in the UN, but then left, in which case, forget I asked.)

Maybe I should put Former UN Member in my sig... ;)

Maybe I should put Former UN Member in my sig... ;)

At least HR chose to leave the UN... ;)

At least HR chose to leave the UN... ;)

Yeah. Now if I could only remember which resolution finally made me resign. There have been so many crappy resolutions that it's hard to keep track. :(

I think DEFCON needs to turn its attention to the center of true evil on NS: Jolt HQ.

The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas hereby condemns this organisation whole-heartedly. It will restrict civil liberties in favor of a measure that may not even be necessary, and cause inordinate amounts of funding that could be spent elsewhere to be redirected into defense. In addition, its mix of British and American spellings is just plain confusing. Therefore, we would like to join, so send us a telegram now! Or we'll throw tri-cornered pasta at you and call you silly names!


Besides... Jolt HQ really does need to suffer for what it did to us...
~ Czardaniél i Starfire, Dictator of Southern North Western East Czardas, Ambassador to the UN, &c.

Besides... Jolt HQ really does need to suffer for what it did to us...


OOC: And I see that somebody (unidentified, but probably already with at least one nation in the 'Antarctic Oasis') created 'Jolt HQ' as a nation just under a day ago, perhaps as an alternative target for invasions so that the Chechnyans can take things a bit easier...

(How did I happen to notice that, you ask? I had the same idea, but found the name already taken, of course...)

OCC: I shall consider joining!!

Join DEFCON (http://s15.invisionfree.com/UN_DEFCON/index.php?) today! :cool:

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Could you telegram me more information about DEFCON? Thank you

Could you telegram me more information about DEFCON? Thank you

I could telegram you a lengthy explanation of what DEFCON is, what it's purpose is, etc., but you're better off perusing the forums (plus I'm extremely lazy :p ).