NationStates Jolt Archive


UN funding act

Cobdenia
20-01-2006, 19:34
REALISING that numerous resolutions both require

RECALLING the resolution "UN taxation ban", which prohobits direct taxation of citizens

BELIEVING that taxation of nations is both undesirable and dull

INSTITUTES the "UN funding Bureau and all nite discoteque", whose will attempt to raise the neccessary funds through the following methods:
1) Cake Bake Sales
2) Pimping female Ambassadors
3) Enslavement of Chechnyans
4) Bring and Buy Sales
5) Sponsored walks
6) Selling the Big Issue
6) Mandating that Ambassadors spend every Sunday busking with either a Kazoo, a Ukalele, an Accordian or Bagpipes in the middle of Canterbury
7) Establishing a gift shop selling plates depicting Catherine Gratwick
8) Pyramid scams
9) Collecting milk bottle tops

If anyone thinks this is serious, they will spend the rest of their life sitting in the middle of Canterbury listening to the "All UN Kazoo, Accordian an Bagpipes Polka band"
Flibbleites
20-01-2006, 19:50
You've got two sixs in your list.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative
Cobdenia
20-01-2006, 19:52
Gnomes fear the number 10. As they will be administrating these acts, I thought it best to appease them.
Cluichstan
20-01-2006, 23:08
You guys need help. :p
Cluichstan
20-01-2006, 23:12
And you left out another potential source of funding:

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8061/phone0hu.gif
Kernwaffen
20-01-2006, 23:25
Why can't we pimp male ambassadors as well?
Forgottenlands
21-01-2006, 00:11
And you left out another potential source of funding:

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8061/phone0hu.gif

Wait.....LAE pays for that?
Omigodtheykilledkenny
21-01-2006, 00:40
Why can't we pimp male ambassadors as well?We already do (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10270269#post10270269).
Kernwaffen
21-01-2006, 00:47
We already do (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10270269#post10270269).


Uh huh... *walks away with a confused and slightly disgusted look on his face*
Ecopoeia
21-01-2006, 05:28
There is surely no need to inflict Canterbury on anyone...