Cobdenia
20-01-2006, 19:34
REALISING that numerous resolutions both require
RECALLING the resolution "UN taxation ban", which prohobits direct taxation of citizens
BELIEVING that taxation of nations is both undesirable and dull
INSTITUTES the "UN funding Bureau and all nite discoteque", whose will attempt to raise the neccessary funds through the following methods:
1) Cake Bake Sales
2) Pimping female Ambassadors
3) Enslavement of Chechnyans
4) Bring and Buy Sales
5) Sponsored walks
6) Selling the Big Issue
6) Mandating that Ambassadors spend every Sunday busking with either a Kazoo, a Ukalele, an Accordian or Bagpipes in the middle of Canterbury
7) Establishing a gift shop selling plates depicting Catherine Gratwick
8) Pyramid scams
9) Collecting milk bottle tops
If anyone thinks this is serious, they will spend the rest of their life sitting in the middle of Canterbury listening to the "All UN Kazoo, Accordian an Bagpipes Polka band"
RECALLING the resolution "UN taxation ban", which prohobits direct taxation of citizens
BELIEVING that taxation of nations is both undesirable and dull
INSTITUTES the "UN funding Bureau and all nite discoteque", whose will attempt to raise the neccessary funds through the following methods:
1) Cake Bake Sales
2) Pimping female Ambassadors
3) Enslavement of Chechnyans
4) Bring and Buy Sales
5) Sponsored walks
6) Selling the Big Issue
6) Mandating that Ambassadors spend every Sunday busking with either a Kazoo, a Ukalele, an Accordian or Bagpipes in the middle of Canterbury
7) Establishing a gift shop selling plates depicting Catherine Gratwick
8) Pyramid scams
9) Collecting milk bottle tops
If anyone thinks this is serious, they will spend the rest of their life sitting in the middle of Canterbury listening to the "All UN Kazoo, Accordian an Bagpipes Polka band"