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Alien Rights
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.

Category: Human Rights
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Lawes large army

Description: I believe that aliens need rights to protect them from
death, torture and anything that might assault their race because if
they are assaulted their race might declare war on our planet and kill
us all.

Aliens found in U.N countries should be treated in the following way:
*They are to be allowed to leave the planet as soon as possible
*They will not be subject to ortopcies or anything that could harm them
*If they are unable to leave the planet and are a danger to the human
race i.e bacteria and disease(but not being hostile) they should be
kept in a secure but pleasent environment
*If the alien(s) are being hostile they are allowed to be killed if necercerry.

Approvals: 200 (Noctaurus, Civil-economic Liberty, Leg-ends, Montana
Rojo, Palentine UN Office, Futuristic America, Anagoland, Flibbleites,
Governor JEB, Outer Cuffeovia, Fonzoland, NewTexas, Kirisubo, Jocabia,
Conchland, Moonseed, Silver Skies, Kondspidia, Classic Liberalism,
Alexandrian Ptolemais, Ingrism, Sel Appa, Kswissbob, Fakeystan,
Industrious Geeks, Lacolania, G0FeRLand, IceMystica, Dubya Bashers,
Tarmsden, LaVeya, Arglemania, Kleinekatzen, Trinidad n Tobago, Doom
Hell, 21 Rabid Penguins, Newswana, Kamikastan, Jatinamico1, WallCorp,
UberMarc, Mexican Hood, Family guy watcher, Onahere, Richard2008,
Earlshire, ELDupree, Yeldan UN Mission, Dmytri, Imperial Central,
Chisnall, Psychotic Nekos, Thirdfox, Cav, Needler Hall, Dracoliches,
Ficticious Proportions, Levenbreech Vor, Extreme Dictators 2, Skahro,
Bellaben, KKE_of_Greece, Intangelon, Cadaval, Babitdom, Dargonmaster,
Vestiphobia, Jan Palach, Katangara, Milfland, United States of Mars,
The Elandinator, Vineyerd, Knives and Forks, Darth Mall, Jenny NSUN,
Stanimir, Drinkin Irish, Branin, Pandarens, The Future of Humanity,
Princess Beth, T H Sea, Bane Maul, Tippsy, Ballklampania, 07LauAH,
Third Frontier, Westenwales, Warmth and Sunshine, Harvanis, Halfricca,
Klarkonia, Atteria, New Cobaria, James_xenoland, Pufdom, Medic17,
FurIris, Shiaze, Happyhogs, America-Canada-Mexico, Chimeric Regions,
Midnight Roses, Aakron, Davane, Miss, All Things Halo, Imaan, Mommy D,
His Divine Grace Dan, Buhnuf, No endorse, Bullopagos, Ascetic Order,
Bettia, Scientific Government, The Iron Wolf Brigade, Magriver, CDA5,
Dramania, Bigjabonia, Zarfopolis, Versia and Neuer, Armistria,
Efrafria, Dukeship of Warsaw, Tsel, New Javert, Somethinggg,
Allentria, PR of South Africa, Zweites, Pauli the Great, Euritain,
Band-Geektonia, Jresnada, Irwinialscontrol, Pope John Paul III,
Habardia, People named Elihu, Pulcifer, Hermitistan, Merasia, Ville
Marie, Pantocratoria, CoralsandDiamonds, Turtleback, Yelinvania,
VampireMountain, Versalia, Boroskivania, Caldonina, The ordinary army,
Lydiasmells, Sbear, Theorb, Skilsland, PanzerOrta, Preeminent States,
Diacritical Souls, Andaras Prime, Schordic, King Islands, BlobbDobb,
Libre Arbitre, Tannu Tuval, BootyMasters, Cluichstani UN Mission,
Athens and Midlands, Pope Lexus X, Nitwitium, State-Like Entities, The
Giant Pygmies, Windenburg, Empereur Bonaparte, Selinaka, Sparklez,
Shackleton, Guatamalestan, The Talisman, Tel Aviv and Jerusalem,
Abygon, Vindence, Wegason, MarkDiamantia, Haapalinna, Swartz Creek,
Land Of Serenity, Fedelopia, Desert Storm Iraq, Tacitium, The Sages of
the Grove, McAndryland, WZ Forums, Fenure, Rome V, Delta Goodrem
Island, Dorksonia, Renopia)

Status: Quorum Reached: In Queue!

Voting Ends: Sat Jan 21 2006

Discuss.

1. We already got a thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=397276) for discussing these sorts of proposals, you naughty boy.
2. The peeps who approved my proposal (http://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_proposal1/match=gay%20rights) might be a little shocked to learn that they'd actually approved two proposals for the price of one.

Shame on you! :p

Well, you got me :p.

I was 99% sure this was a joke, especially considering more than a few of the names that apparently endorsed this wouldn't support this sort of proposal on a bet, but I still went to the list and checked to make sure :D.

I need to start keeping a closer watch on my UN Mission. It appears they'll approve anything these days.

I swear... you're as bad as WZ Forums. Tsk tsk tsk.

I didn't see that one in the list of proposals awaiting endorsement.
It's supposed to have been endorsed by all of those delegates?
Conclusion: Joke.

;) I have to say that i was in doubt for one minute until i checked it (nice trick, maybe just 200 was too much:p )

I knew it was a joke right off, cuz I couldn't possibly have approved it. I'm not a regional delegate anymore. =P

Hmm.....that's rather impressive. Last I check, it had much less than 2 dozen and was halfway through the list.......so it must've really picked up in its last day.

And that list of endorsements seems really skinny for some reason.

And didn't Fris stop stickying queued proposals?

"ortopcies"

heh-heh

I knew it was a joke when I saw NewTexas' approval on it. He would definitely not approve such a poorly-written and badly-reasoned resolution, though he approves crappy repeals all the time because it doesn't really matter what a repeal says as long as it repeals the resolution in question.

Hmm.....that's rather impressive. Last I check, it had much less than 2 dozen and was halfway through the list.......so it must've really picked up in its last day.

And that list of endorsements seems really skinny for some reason.

And didn't Fris stop stickying queued proposals?Ummm ... FL ...

it just go's to show that any old rubish gets past by the un. i mean has anyone else noticed, how nothign ever fails once it gets to quorum?

and dont' tell me to resing form the un if i do'nt like it, you bastreds.

i resing.

An I stil wunt $25 billyun fer mi skoolz.

An I stil wunt $25 billyun fer mi skoolz.

Nu-uh. Tink uv teh aleens. Aleens r ppl 2.

Nu-uh. Tink uv teh aleens. Aleens r ppl 2.
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Schmitty, have you been using my proposal approving stamp!!!

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

A chance to miss up on valuable technology in optisaher will not go down well. I hope it is as doomed as the rights of biological sapients.

Ummm ... FL ...

That is a real proposal - it was in the list yesterday - it just didn't get nearly enough endorsements to make quarom.

Wait a sec.....I think it was on the front page yesterday.....

I was merely pointing out some "fishy" things about it.

it just go's to show that any old rubish gets past by the un. i mean has anyone else noticed, how nothign ever fails once it gets to quorum?

and dont' tell me to resing form the un if i do'nt like it, you bastreds.

i resing.
omg u are so dum... this is a necercerry law that u gotta hav!!!:headbang: :headbang: :gundge: :headbang: :fluffle: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :confused:

To whoever proposed this resolution:

:eek: <----- :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :gundge:

Idiot. Go disappear off the face of the earth.

To whoever proposed this resolution:

Idiot. Go disappear off the face of the earth.
Perhaps you should actually read the first post where this information is listed.
Don't flame on the forums.
Really don't flame in threads started by a Moderator.

omg u are so dum... this is a necercerry law that u gotta hav!!!:headbang: :headbang: :gundge: :headbang: :fluffle: :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :confused:
no way!!1 yore so wrong, this is like teh worst purposal evah!!shift1!!:sniper:

but maibee Karpoich-Ocon was joinign the spirit of teh thred. we shuld'nt be to harsh on them i think.

althjo i rekon they probly were beeign idiots.

oh.

and i resing. cos you all suk cos you dont' rpsect nationl sovrengty.

no way!!1 yore so wrong, this is like teh worst purposal evah!!shift1!!:sniper:

but maibee Karpoich-Ocon was joinign the spirit of teh thred. we shuld'nt be to harsh on them i think.

althjo i rekon they probly were beeign idiots.

oh.

and i resing. cos you all suk cos you dont' rpsect nationl sovrengty.no ways! tehy just ghey and u r to! :gundge:

he mite but i bet he isnt!

lololol!!! stupid commie! u dont even no how! :sniper: :headbang:

Just read this thread through and it is becoming more incomprehensible by the post, so I dug around in my bottom drawer looking for my trusty old gibberish to english dictionary. Couldn't find it (bet hubby has nicked it again) so had to use the gibberish to pompous english dictionary instead.

For others in the same boat as me, who can't understand this funny speak, here are the translations.

An I stil wunt $25 billyun fer mi skoolz.

"And I'd still like to aquire a considerable sum of money, $25 billion, for my learning institutions.

Nu-uh. Tink uv teh aleens. Aleens r ppl 2.

Not ever. Please spare a thought for the displaced persons. Displaced people are deserving of respect as well.

omg u are so dum... this is a necercerry law that u gotta hav!!!:headbang: :headbang: :gundge: :headbang: :fluffle: :mp5:

Now, now. Don't be foolish. This is essential legislation that all forward thinking nations must acquire.

no way!!1 yore so wrong, this is like teh worst purposal evah!!shift1!!

but maibee Karpoich-Ocon was joinign the spirit of teh thred. we shuld'nt be to harsh on them i think.

althjo i rekon they probly were beeign idiots.

oh.

and i resing. cos you all suk cos you dont' rpsect nationl sovrengty.

Forgive me, but you are in error. This is, I'm afraid, the most catastrophic proposal ever presented.

Perhaps Karpoich-Ocon was just paticipating in the spririt of the conversation. We should not be overly brutal on the poor soul I feel.

Albeit, I assume they are most likely playing the fool.

Oh

I feel it necessary to withdraw my membership, because of my fellow members disrespect for domestic jurisdiction.

no ways! tehy just ghey and u r to! :gundge:

he mite but i bet he isnt!

lololol!!! stupid commie! u dont even no how! :sniper: :headbang:

Inconceivable. They are just a nitwit, as are you.

He may be, but I'd wager he is not.

Guffaw. Foolhardy bolshevist. You don't posess the aptitude.

(hope the original authors of the posts concerned don't mind me playing with their words. If anyone has a problem, let me know and I'll delete your bit(s), well except for Hack who can delete it himself ;).)

Omg! Stfu N00b! I Hav More Posts!

Just read this thread through and it is becoming more incomprehensible by the post, so I dug around in my bottom drawer looking for my trusty old gibberish to english dictionary. Couldn't find it (bet hubby has nicked it again) so had to use the gibberish to pompous english dictionary instead.

Did you know that the word "gibberish" is derived from the word "algebra", because of what algebraic formulae looked like to people who tried to read them as if they were actually writing rather than mathematics?

:( :( NOW LOOK, WHAT YOU did!!! You made ECO cry or anyway resing and i dont think that's NICE.

because eco is ALWAYS NICE, TO YOU:) :) and you all bing nasty :mad: and how woud, you like it if everyone was nasty, to you?

Eco is MY FRIEND and i always stand by, MY FRIENDS and i dont think you shoudl BE SO MEAN!!!!!

So i say :fluffle: hugglz:fluffle: for ecopeia and what he said was RIGHT and you just cant TAKE IT!!! he argus bettr than you.:confused: :(

Omg! Stfu N00b! I Hav More Posts!

Hmm, needs no translation, but does deserve a response :p.

I use better english, so there :D.

St Edmund, no I didn't know that and thanks for the info. Its interesting to learn where words come from.

I just like the way that word sounds, so use it to discribe that IM/leet speak. When I checked the words I used in the post, gibberish was about the only one I didn't look up.

See Wartarena is not mean to MY FRIEND Ecopeoria becos Watenara is NICE:fluffle:

And you are all OFF TOPIC and i thing that is not alloud and mit get, you into trouble.

But i am ON TOPIC and what i thing, is aleins are as good as us any day and maybe bettr and, we woudlnt go around giveing other poeple, BACTERIA AND STUFF so i dont kno why you rekon the ALEINS woudl!!!

So if they woudln't do that THEY WOUDLN'T NEED RIGHTS so this reslution os no good anyway.

And that is what I thing.

Aliens are demonic.

We must kill them with fire!

[qote=Ardchoille]And you are all OFF TOPIC and i thing that is not alloud and mit get, you into tro, uble.[end quote]

Yea!!1!! Im gonna repotr teh HACK guy to the MODS!!1!1! Taek dat!!1!1shift+1! :sniper: :gundge: :mp5:

But i am ON TOPIC and what i thing, is aleins are as good as us any day and maybe bettr and, we woudlnt go around giveing other poeple, BACTERIA AND STUFF so i dont kno why you rekon the ALEINS woudl!!!

So if they woudln't do that THEY WOUDLN'T NEED RIGHTS so this reslution os no good anyway.

Shutit N00B Aliens r bad cause thay do stuff 2 cowes and rap pepol and atak the wolrd with masseiv CANONZ

What's amusing is this is actually a more intellectually-stimulating debate than the Rights of Biological Sapients thread.

Shutit N00B Aliens r bad cause thay do stuff 2 cowes and rap pepol and atak the wolrd with masseiv CANONZ

I AM NOT TEH N00b!!! 2005=/=2004!!! i dont post as much as u becasue i THIMK ABOT what i writ!!!!

so wut i thing is this:

stuff 2 cowes: my nation has got more tan 2 cowes AND NO ALEINS HAV EVER TUCHED THEM!!!

rap pepol: i thimk u mene raip poepl. anyway it is diffrunt Biology u shoudl read more lol

masseiv canonz: my nation has a Super BRILLiunt Magic Dome an no CANONZ can get thru it hah hah hah an we will giv it to teh wolrd if aleins ATTAK but tehy wont. :D

becasue aleins are NICE :fluffle: :fluffle: like MY FRIEND ecopeoria :)

Quick question. Does anyone remember the rights of Biological Sapients? They aren't us, and so why should we make them have rights? hat if they like being slaves to us? Let's let them do what they're happy with and be the low lying working scum everone wouldn' pee on if they were on fire
omg yu need to take a chil pill dude!!!1

:fluffle: archdoilie :fluffle:

Alien rights are not the business of the UN. Laws which refer to species create new classes, which should not exist. States make laws regarding rights.

The level of diplomacy to verify that a nation has legitimate non-racist authority to sanction breeding and related issues, is akin to that authority needed for declaring war.

People, the more we talk about things which are rightfully esoteric, the more problems are created, that should not exist.

Let participants agree that human beings and aliens belong to diverse cultures, many of which are intrinsic, and some of which span many nations. Let these nations identify their own diversity, then let the individual cultures define themselves.

These issues have to do with breeding and national sovereignty, which are authorized by non-racist authority within a nation. If a nation has sovereignty, that nation respects the rights of her citizens.

Having established non-secular authority, make this entire operation separate from the UN, and put theology back where it belongs.

Keep non-racist authority away from the the tyranny of the majority!

What's amusing is this is actually a more intellectually-stimulating debate than the Rights of Biological Sapients thread.

*dies laughing*

Bugger all...

Dead now.

I have been advised by advisor to oppose this resolution. He insists that an old document once said that right are "inalienable" and that means you can "alienate" a right or give a right to an "alien."

(Note to self: Never hire your brother's three year old son as a legal advisor.)

I have consulted another advisor who insisted that I should oppose this resolution because it might alienate my constitutency and since aliens are my constitutency it would be unwise to alienate them.

(Note to self: Never trust your PR man for legal advise.)

I have finally consulted a real lawyer who asked, "You actually vote on resolutions?"

(Note to self: ABSTAIN courteously.)

The Free States of Commonalitarianism wishes to amend this resolution. We support alien rights and human rights. However, we have the right to launch aliens back into space where they belong on one way tickets back to the mothership. At any time with permission of said aliens we will send them on one way tickets back into space. Or if said aliens are from another dimension we will help them build interdimensional gateways back home loaded with nukes in case they attempt to invade.

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I am extremely pleased that this resolution successfully reached queue. As the first Delegate to give my approval to this fantastic article of legislation I was ever hopeful that we would have the opportunity to vote on it. The vast telegram campaign I launched in order to secure it reaching the floor shall only be rivaled by my secondary telegram campaign to get it to pass and at last become United Nations law.

I, like the author, agree that we should do everything in our power to prevent aliens from attacking the planet. I believe I would be remiss if I did not mention some of the more outstanding points that almost seemed to call me to approve this resolution.

*They are to be allowed to leave the planet as soon as possible
Aliens should indeed be allowed to leave the planet as soon as possible. Why should we make them wait though? The impressive military arsenal of Noctaurus has been given express orders to blast all alien craft out of the sky, thus expediting their journey so they need not stop on our planet at all.

*They will not be subject to ortopcies or anything that could harm them
Again we agree with the author wholeheartedly. Infact I used Noctaurus' premier web search engine, Noogle™, to look up the term "ortopcies" and this resolution happens to be the only mention of such a word from the entire history of my nation, the world, and beyond. (You can thank the UN Hologram Library for the dynamic images that aided me in my search) This being the case, we have no problem performing autopsies on the unfortunate victims of fantastic fireworks displays that occasionally grace the skies of Noctaurus when unidentified vehicles are detected over my realm.

*If they are unable to leave the planet and are a danger to the human
race i.e bacteria and disease(but not being hostile) they should be
kept in a secure but pleasent environment
Since the aliens are unable to leave the planet due to the fact their craft is no longer intact, and we believe them to be a very real danger... Because naturally, the odor their corpses emit must carry some nasty disease... we do infact keep them in a secure, although very pleasant environment. (Six feet under a delightful layer of topsoil, dirt, clay, and stone. Although our incinerators I'm told are also quite lovely)

*If the alien(s) are being hostile they are allowed to be killed if necercerry.
We believe that fancy lights accompanied by odd Tuba sounds, collecting small plants while pilfering Reese's Pieces from little boys, odd hand gestures while uttering something about "Living long.." and some other gibberish, and basically all other signs of communication, let alone existing, are the aliens attempting to behave in a hostile fashion towards my nation and the world. We are unfortunately forced to take drastic action.

Once again, I am deeply pleased to see this resolution reach queue and look forward to the day all U.N. nations will be subject to the tenets it puts forth. I hope in the future we will continue to have more resolutions of this nature, as they serve as a beacon to the non-U.N. nations of the world exactly what we're up to in these hallowed halls.

May the curses of Gatesville be upon you, if appropriate.

I am extremely pleased that this resolution successfully reached queue.Uh no, Hack stuck this up here as a joke and apparently you didn't get it.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

Uh no, Hack stuck this up here as a joke and apparently you didn't get it.
(Actually, I think he was joking too. See his beginning comments about a 'vast telegram campaign'.)

Uh no, Hack stuck this up here as a joke and apparently you didn't get it.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative
Actually, I think that he did get it, because he couldn't possibly have approved it if it wasn't submitted (which I assume it was not), so he must have been going along with the joke.

Benjy Qiro
State Secretary

You never can tell with those wily Gatesvillians can you? Especially not someone crafty enough to be their Delegate and General...

Actually, I think that he did get it, because he couldn't possibly have approved it if it wasn't submitted (which I assume it was not), so he must have been going along with the joke.

Benjy Qiro
State Secretary

It was submitted, it finished going through the list the day before hack posted it here.

It just didn't get the approvals that hack gave it.

It was submitted, it finished going through the list the day before hack posted it here.

It just didn't get the approvals that hack gave it.
Oh. Whoops! ;)

IMHO, this has carried on long enough. Unsticky this, already.

I thought I did...

And now all we need is for people to stop posting in this thread so it can go where it belongs.

(and yes, I do realize that by posting this it means that it will take that much longer to disappear.)

Bump!

Cuz I'm annoying like that. :p

Bump!

Cuz I'm annoying like that. :p

Didn't I ban you before? Go away. ;)

Bump!

Cuz I'm annoying like that. :p
Didn't I ban you before? Go away. ;)

Hey guys, let's quit bumping this.:D

Hey guys, let's quit bumping this.:D
At the rate this keeps being bumped Hack might have well left it stickied.




Doh!

At the rate this keeps being bumped Hack might have well left it stickied.




Doh!

I know! I propose that anyone who bumps this thread twice gets expelled from the UN!

I know! I propose that anyone who bumps this thread twice gets expelled from the UN!
Illegal, game mechanics.

Illegal, game mechanics.

But because it deals with a specific thread in the forum, it is a proposal of telling the mods how to address posting style/etc - Metagaming!

Who keeps bumping this?

Who keeps bumping this?
Several of us, most recently, you.

EDIT: OK so now I'm the most recent bumper

Who keeps bumping this?
I told 'em to stop. Did they listen? No.

Who keeps bumping this?

No idea.

Who keeps bumping this?

I'll ask my advisor and respond in a few hours.....

I'll ask my advisor and respond in a few hours.....Okay. Thank you.

Not me. I was being constructive, but my solution was shot down on legality grounds... :(

I've put together a crack team of agent from the Cluichstani Bureau of Investigation to look into the question of who keeps bumping this thread. Hopefully, they will solve this mystery.

I've put together a crack team of agent from the Cluichstani Bureau of Investigation to look into the question of who keeps bumping this thread. Hopefully, they will solve this mystery.
Have they had any luck yet?

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

You got my vote. When it comes up.


- Drunken Puffins

Have they had any luck yet?

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

They are currently interviewing a number of "persons of interest" but have yet to name any suspects. I will be sure to keep you posted.

Who keeps bumping this?
We think someone in our IT section is doing it.

You got my vote. When it comes up.


- Drunken Puffins

Nominated for the "Best Bump of the Year" award.
(and for potential scapegoat, hint hint)

Ok

My advisors say it's a bunch of geeks that have nothing better to do and apparently think this is a joke.....

I've gotta start getting my advisors to speak English, 'cause I'm SURE something messed up in the translation.

Ok

My advisors say it's a bunch of geeks that have nothing better to do and apparently think this is a joke.....

I've gotta start getting my advisors to speak English, 'cause I'm SURE something messed up in the translation.

The CBI has turned up quite a few leads that indicate that it may be something far more insidious than a "bunch of geeks." We cannot reveal any further information at this point, however, as doing so could compromise the ongoing investigation. We will release more information as soon as we can.

Respectfully,
Sheik Nadnerb bin Cluich
Cluichstani Ambassador to the UN

I never signed that proposal, I am not even in the UN, by debating the bumping of this topic you are actually making in a way bumping it... (Sorry if i done anything wrong but i don't know much about forums)

I officially nominate for the Best Post Of All Time.

I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...

OH BUGGER!

I never signed that proposal, I am not even in the UN, by debating the bumping of this topic you are actually making in a way bumping it... (Sorry if i done anything wrong but i don't know much about forums)

Valid point, actually. The investigation never did find the culprit. I suggest it be reopened based on the new information.

Valid point, actually. The investigation never did find the culprit. I suggest it be reopened based on the new information.

At the suggestion of the representative from Fonzoland, I have sent a communique to the Cluichstani Bureau of Investigation requesting that the case be reopened and a CBI team dispatched to these facilities with the utmost haste.

Respectfully,
Sheik Nadnerb bin Cluich
Cluichstani Ambassador to the UN

I've requested the the Flibbleite Investigative Bureau look into this as well.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

*Blinks*

How the heck did he find this topic?

*Blinks*

How the heck did he find this topic?
We'll look into that too.

Agent S
Flibbleite Investigative Bureau

I suggest the investigation efforts concentrate on the recent controversial claim:
by debating the bumping of this topic you are actually making in a way bumping it
Undoubtedly, such a statement is deserving of further action. It is either scandalous slander or a valuable lead. I will leave it for the experts to decide.

I suggest the investigation efforts concentrate on the recent controversial claim:

Undoubtedly, such a statement is deserving of further action. It is either scandalous slander or a valuable lead. I will leave it for the experts to decide.

Or grammarless gibberish

by investigating the posting of that gibberish we are actually making in a way continuing it

Well what'd'ya know, he IS on the endorsements list

Geek must've done a search for his name on google or something and gone "who the fuck is this loser on Jolt and what's he doing with my name?"

RSP Initiated:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Silly%20Things/ssslap.gif

RSP Initiated:

Hmmm...

Route Switch Processor
Rock Slope Protection
Retirement Savings Plan
Registration Service Provider
Reconnaissance & Security Positions
Revolutionary Socialist Party (Leftist Political party in India)
Routing Switch Platform (telecommunications)
Resource Specialist Program (academic resources for students with specific learning disabilities)
Required Space Character
Rourkela Steel Plant (India)
Receive Signal Processor (software defined radio)
Research and Sponsored Projects
Registered Savings Plan
Runners in Scoring Position (baseball)
Retail Service Provider
Road Safety Patrol
Respirable Suspended Particulate(s)
Registered Safety Practitioner (UK)
Reality Signal Processor
Rail Settlement Plan
Retail Sale Price
Roscoe, Snyder, & Pacific Railway Company
Render Safe Procedure(s)
Received Signal Power
Remote State Preparation
Runway Safety Program
Religious Support Plan
Radar Signal Processor
Readiness Spare(s) Package
Route-Set-Test Prohibited (ANSI signaling)
recognized surface picture (US DoD)
Recompetition Support Package
Red Switch Project (DOD)
Relevant Statutory Provision (UK)
Radio Switch Panel
Radar Systems Panel (IEEE AESS)
Residential Steel Partnership
Regional Supply Point
Reserve Stock Point
Range Saturation Protection
Reserve Strids Proviant
Requirements Survey Package
Requirements Study Plan
Roaming Service Provision
Residual Support Plan
Recommended Sales Price
Road Sector Project (Tamilnadu State Government Higways Wing)

Now, which of those do you mean? :confused:

Where in the world did you get that list, or did you make it yourself?

Where in the world did you get that list, or did you make it yourself?

Oh, just a few ideas... I am sure there are more. Actually, I looked here. (http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=RSP&Find=Find&string=exact)

People who bumped this thread (after sticky):
Gruenberg
Cluichstan
Flibbleites
Forgottenlands
The Most Glorious Hack
Yeldan UN Mission
Omigodtheykilledkenny
BlobbDobb
Fonzoland
Meame UN Mission

People who bumped this thread (after sticky):
Gruenberg
Cluichstan
Flibbleites
Forgottenlands
The Most Glorious Hack
Yeldan UN Mission
Omigodtheykilledkenny
BlobbDobb
Meame UN Mission
Hmm, we'll have to confiscate this list as evidence.

Agent S
Flibbleite Investigative Bureau

Yey, I didn't make the list! :)

I say, off with their heads. Punish now, investigate later.

RSP Initiated:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8200660&postcount=47

Ah. The good old Remote Strangling Protocol.

Nah. It's the invite list to the "may repeatedly bump useless threads" club. Anyone else who posts in here should be shot on site.

Er....sight

Nah. It's the invite list to the "may repeatedly bump useless threads" club. Anyone else who posts in here should be shot on site.

Er....sight

Ha. You wish. I am the only one with a bumper sticker on my sig.

Ha. You wish. I am the only one with a bumper sticker on my sig.

Yeah, but you forgot your gun

*bang*

*bang*

*bang*??? That sounds suspiciously like *bump*... In fact, that was a boring, unimportant, and meaningless post!

* Stares accusingly at FL *

Yey, I didn't make the list! :)

Added to list. :mad:

Added to list. :mad:

You are evil. I never bumped this thread! Swear to God. And children.

Oh may the little ones be praise

Our preliminary investigations are pointing towards The Eternal Kawaii (mtCObp) as being responsible for the contnued bumping of this thread.

Agent S
Flibbleite Investigative Bureau

Bump!

Found the source of bumping.
*Waits for mod to lock thread, now that mystery is solved*

I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...I will not participate in continued bumping of this thread...

OH BUGGER!
I thought standard punishment was to write this 100 times somebody is short...

As for the proposal sounds good like it... As found the green aliens have almost as good legs as bullfrogs...

Found the source of bumping.
*Waits for mod to lock thread, now that mystery is solved*

Wait! I'm innocent! I swear!

*runs*

Wait! I'm innocent! I swear!

*runs*

*fires a tranquilizer dart*

*fires a tranquilizer dart*


Ow! What the hell is this thing in the back of my neck?

Oh bugger...

*falls to the floor*

This bumping is getting outrageous!

This bumping is getting outrageous!

I'll say... :p

What "bumping"?

What "bumping"?

The CBI is still looking into it.

I think it's the CBI who are responsible for it!

The CBI is still looking into it.
As are the FIB.

Agent S
Flibbleite Investigative Bureau

*takes a drag*

Keep looking. The truth is out there.

I was wondering: is there any international legislation on grave digging? Zombie Rights, significant?

I was wondering: is there any international legislation on grave digging? Zombie Rights, significant?

Don't give me ideas like this. Are you trying to get me kicked out of the UN -- again? :p

I was wondering: is there any international legislation on grave digging? Zombie Rights, significant?

I'd say, in this case, it should be Zombie Rights, strong. I'd hate for it to be deleted on strength violation, after all.

I was wondering: is there any international legislation on grave digging? Zombie Rights, significant?
Oddly enough, quite some time ago there was a proposal being drafted that dealt with zombies in some way. Now if only I wasn't too lazy to look up the thread.

I'd say, in this case, it should be Zombie Rights, strong. I'd hate for it to be deleted on strength violation, after all.

Nah, I would make it all NatSov friendly. Only graveyards registered with the Vigilante Vampires Commission would be protected, and Ghouls would be exempted for obvious reasons. That is significant, not strong.

Nah, I would make it all NatSov friendly. Only graveyards registered with the Vigilante Vampires Commission would be protected, and Ghouls would be exempted for obvious reasons. That is significant, not strong.

But what about those new graveyards that haven't gotten enough Vampires to qualify for being registered with the VVC? Are they going to be dug up with impunity by those nations that have no morals and will allow those vampires to burn up in the light of day? How can you allow such monsters to act with such impunity?

But what about those new graveyards that haven't gotten enough Vampires to qualify for being registered with the VVC? Are they going to be dug up with impunity by those nations that have no morals and will allow those vampires to burn up in the light of day? How can you allow such monsters to act with such impunity?

Which is precisely why this resolution needs to close such loopholes and upgrade the level to strong. Won't someone please think of the...er...zombie children?

Which is precisely why this resolution needs to close such loopholes and upgrade the level to strong. Won't someone please think of the...er...zombie children?

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/zombie-18.jpg
Think of us...think of us...think of us...

Please stop the emotional rhetoric about the poor innocent zombie children. I refuse to submit a culturally imperialistic, one-size-fits-all proposal that ignores the sovereignty of member nations to impose their own monster control policies. What if zombies start cross-breeding with <insert national animal>, should we forbid governments to cull them? Or if the vampires being protected are actually employed by a guerrilla group, should our army fight them in the dark when they are nearly invincible? It is all nice and fluffy to impose a blanket ban on grave-digging, but reality is a lot more complex. Human rights > Zombie rights.

Please stop the emotional rhetoric about the poor innocent zombie children. I refuse to submit a culturally imperialistic, one-size-fits-all proposal that ignores the sovereignty of member nations to impose their own monster control policies. What if zombies start cross-breeding with <insert national animal>, should we forbid governments to cull them? Or if the vampires being protected are actually employed by a guerrilla group, should our army fight them in the dark when they are nearly invincible? It is all nice and fluffy to impose a blanket ban on grave-digging, but reality is a lot more complex. Human rights > Zombie rights.

How dare you presume that humans are of greater value than zombies. Humans, it is well recorded, we have way too many of. Zombies, on the other hand, are a rare species - one might wonder whether they shouldn't already be protected under UNCoESB. I will not suffer your conservative beliefs on the supremecy of the human race. I will not suffer your contempt of the Zombie population who are so deserving of our protection!

Please stop the emotional rhetoric about the poor innocent zombie children. I refuse to submit a culturally imperialistic, one-size-fits-all proposal that ignores the sovereignty of member nations to impose their own monster control policies. What if zombies start cross-breeding with <insert national animal>, should we forbid governments to cull them? Or if the vampires being protected are actually employed by a guerrilla group, should our army fight them in the dark when they are nearly invincible? It is all nice and fluffy to impose a blanket ban on grave-digging, but reality is a lot more complex. Human rights > Zombie rights.

I, personally, am stunned that there are individuals who support the rights of the pre-dead but have nothing for contempt for the post-dead. And *I* am the one being called "culturally imperialistic"? It is obvious that some nations are filled with nothing but zombie-bashing philistines.

Also, the pseudoscientific issue of cross-breeding is a red herring. Pre-dead individuals of a given species are unable to produce fertile offspring with any other than another individual of the same species. This principle applies to those who have crossed the threshold of death. Human zombies are not about to mate with <insert national animal> to produce viable offspring, and are additionally more likely to prop up fringe pornographers whose necro-bestiality films will enhance the economy.

Why do you hate children and improving national economies?

I want to know why nothing is being done about homosexual zombies. Ever since Gay Rights was repealed, they've been suffering even more than zombie children.

This is unacceptable!

Three words:

Undead Legality Convention

Three words:

Undead Legality Convention

Indeed. Such a resolution is the only way to protect the rights of all nations to brutally oppress the rights of the post-dead by granting the pre-dead the right to live. We must always stand up for brutal oppression by all nations and all peoples, even in the case of those who are often termed somewhat politically incorrectly "zombies".

Please, think of the nations.

Title: Undead Legality Convention

Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Texan Hotrodders

Description: The United Nations,

REAFFIRMING Article 5 of The Universal Bill of Rights, that no one may be subjected to cruel or inhuman treatment,

RECOGNISING that both scientific and moral opinion remains, and is likely to remain, irreparably divided over the issue of at what stage human life truly ends,

ACKNOWLEDGING that there are many societies within the NSUN that would consider an undead person, and especially a recently-departed animated corpse largely free of decomposition, to possess human characteristics and be deserving of special protection, whilst others would not,

REGRETTING that such divisions render global resolution over the rights of the undead rather unlikely,

SEEKING to establish a fair compromise:

1. DECLARES that states have the right to declare the creation of undead persons legal or illegal, and to pass legislation extending or restricting the right to be undead;

2. RECOMMENDS that in cases of non-consensual re-animation, poorly-performed re-animation, or where the continuation of the undead life poses severe medical risk to the re-animator, states permit the re-animation procedures;

3. URGES states to prevent the re-animation without re-mentation (RAWR) procedure;

4. CALLS FOR increased international research in re-animation, so as to develop greater understanding of the ramifications of the procedure;

5. REMINDS states that in the absence of completely reliable re-animation prevention measures, there may always remain a demand for re-animation, and that legalisation and regulation is more likely to provide sanitary re-animation possibilities for the creation of undead persons.

Three words:

Undead Legality Convention

Undead? How can you use such archiac and discriminatory language to describe Differently Alive People and Post-Senior Citizens?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/Zombie.jpg
Reginald Bones, Vice-Minister of Cultural Nonsense

Undead? How can you use such archiac and discriminatory language to describe Differently Alive People and Post-Senior Citizens?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/GMCMA/Other%20stuff/Zombie.jpg
Reginald Bones, Vice-Minister of Cultural Nonsense

I found it! It's official! This is the guy who bumped alien rights. (The skeleton, not GMC.) Kill all the undead!



Errr... that doesnt sound right... ok, ok. Banish all the undead!

Is it time to revive the Forced Banishment Ban?

Is it time to revive the Forced Banishment Ban?

Sure, why not?

Is it time to revive the Forced Banishment Ban?

As the author of the catastrophe that was Forced Banishment Ban, I'm begging you all by whatever you hold as holy, please no, anything but that.

The most badly defeated resolution in recent UN history, maybe all UN history, and you want to revive it? I'd rather be overrun with zombies all waving "rights for the undead now" placards, and provide the brain snacks (perhaps Wateranan wannabe capitalists could be useful for something after all :D), than go through that embarrassment again.

Besides, under the original Forced Banishment Ban, these creatures would have ceased to be citizens of their nation at their death, so would be ineligable for protection under it anyway, unless of course the nation concerned likes it's zombies and lets them retain their citizenship for all eternity.