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Amendment to increase funding for professional development and class-size reduction activities. with a separate authorization for the class-size reduction program, The amendment would authorize $1.5 billion in fiscal 2006 to nations for the class size reduction program. increasing to $3 billion by fiscal 2008 it would authorize &1.5 billion for teachers professional development,

Sorry, we don't use dollars in Cluichstan. We use empty beer cans as currency.

Amendment to increase funding for professional development and class-size reduction activities. with a separate authorization for the class-size reduction program, The amendment would authorize $1.5 billion in fiscal 2006 to nations for the class size reduction program. increasing to $3 billion by fiscal 2008 it would authorize &1.5 billion for teachers professional development,

Fine. But why are you bothering the UN with your national budget? <- Sarcasm

Sorry, we don't use dollars in Cluichstan. We use empty beer cans as currency.

My currency beats your currency. We dislike rich people, so we use huge indivisible stones. ;)

Well this is not just my budget i am working on plans to put other nations who might need funding in this area as well.

Fine. But why are you bothering the UN with your national budget?

Keep your bloody hands off our budget!

Respectfully,
Sheik Nadnerb bin Cluich

Fine. But why are you bothering the UN with your national budget? <- Sarcasm

Isn't this the guy petitioning the UN yesterday for 15 billion so he could build a new prison?

One and the same.

Well this is not just my budget i am working on plans to put other nations who might need funding in this area as well.

Listen

My nation uses Angels as its currency, has an elite Educational system, and serves a population of approximately 2 billion people. This idea would do shit for me. However, other nations in my region have toilet economies with a total government budget of maybe 10 billion and serve only 5 million people. This idea would bankrupt them.

Listen

My nation uses Angels as its currency, has an elite Educational system, and serves a population of approximately 2 billion people. This idea would do shit for me. However, other nations in my region have toilet economies with a total government budget of maybe 10 billion and serve only 5 million people. This idea would bankrupt them.

My nation is a UN member, and is protected by Representation in Taxation. This idea is illegal.

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9131/tpcard1kr.jpg

My nation is a UN member, and is protected by Representation in Taxation. This idea is illegal.

....

(Mine isn't....)

Amendment to increase funding for professional development and class-size reduction activities. with a separate authorization for the class-size reduction program, The amendment would authorize $1.5 billion in fiscal 2006 to nations for the class size reduction program. increasing to $3 billion by fiscal 2008 it would authorize &1.5 billion for teachers professional development,

Compadria already spends 12%, some 350 billion Strachans (approximately 85 billion dollars) of the national budget in order to fund a school system that serves a country with a population of 935 million. Whilst we would be grateful for a U.N. handout, we aren't in any great need of it at present.

May the blessings of our otters be upon you.

Leonard Otterby
Ambassador for the Republic of Compadria to the U.N.

Compadria already spends 12%, some 350 billion Strachans (approximately 85 billion dollars) of the national budget in order to fund a school system that serves a country with a population of 935 million. Whilst we would be grateful for a U.N. handout, we aren't in any great need of it at present.Hmm... the Hack spends 57%, or $19.997 trillion with a population of 6.1 billion. Since we don't have any taxes, we're pretty impressed with these numbers. Can we have some UN funding too?

Random figuring: Using the US as a base, I'm going to say there's about 1,259,690,000 people of schooling age. That gives an average of $15,874.54 per student per year. That sounds pretty good to me, I guess.

wouldnt the word 'amendmant' or insinuating this is an amendmant make this illegal strait off the bat?

Hmm... the Hack spends 57%, or $19.997 trillion with a population of 6.1 billion. Since we don't have any taxes, we're pretty impressed with these numbers. Can we have some UN funding too?

Random figuring: Using the US as a base, I'm going to say there's about 1,259,690,000 people of schooling age. That gives an average of $15,874.54 per student per year. That sounds pretty good to me, I guess.
You must be getting it from the UNEC.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

You must be getting it from the UNEC.
Nah: Hack [or his UN puppet] wouldn't get a cent/penny/etc. Hersfold's schools, however, are I imagine very well funded.

Nah: Hack [or his UN puppet] wouldn't get a cent/penny/etc. Hersfold's schools, however, are I imagine very well funded.
Oh yeah, that's the resolution with the misplaced apostrophe.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

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Isn't this the guy petitioning the UN yesterday for 15 billion so he could build a new prison?

25 billion, actually...