Goodbye
Teid has decided in a surprisingly democratic poll to leave the UN, not least because my country cannot even propose it's own resolutions (or support queued ones). The citizens of my country are fed up with being ruled over by the beauracracy swamped, waste of time, sovereignty infringing mass that is the United Nations. In fact, the delegate for Random Idiots has voted for the artistic freedom poll which is simply absurd. This resignation shall be effective as of 05/01/06 at 00:00 hours. Until then I shall enjoy cleaning out my office. The stuff I can't carry with me (which probably belongs to the UN anyway) is up for grabs. Seeya! *eats sandwich*
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/office.jpg
Cluichstan
04-01-2006, 14:06
Was Teid even around long enough to lay claim to an office?
Was Teid even around long enough to lay claim to an office?
:confused:
Gruenberg
04-01-2006, 15:18
:confused:
(Just a little UN forum tradition.)
Shotgun staplers; willing to go halves on the fridge.
The Black New World
04-01-2006, 15:21
Bagsie the Strawberries. Lovely.
Cluichstan
04-01-2006, 15:43
Okay, well if there was an office, I'm laying claim to the hot secretary. :cool:
Fonzoland
04-01-2006, 15:56
Okay, well if there was an office, I'm laying claim to the hot secretary. :cool:
We are worried by Cluichstan's fixation on hot secretaries. It seems rather unfortunate that those cannot be found in the Sultanate. As such, in a gesture of good will, we will ship 50 desks to Cluichstan, equiped with radiators.
The Black New World
04-01-2006, 15:59
Okay, well if there was an office, I'm laying claim to the hot secretary. :cool:
Can you wait until she is done feeding me Strawberries?
Palentine UN Office
04-01-2006, 16:27
Dibs on the comfy office chair!:D
Cluichstan
04-01-2006, 16:56
We are worried by Cluichstan's fixation on hot secretaries. It seems rather unfortunate that those cannot be found in the Sultanate. As such, in a gesture of good will, we will ship 50 desks to Cluichstan, equiped with radiators.
We thank you for the desks and radiators. However, we are simply fixated on hot women in general. As I'm sure you know, Cluichstani men are polygamous and are always looking to bulk up their harems.
And yes, Rose, I can wait till she's done feeding you strawberries.
Ausserland
04-01-2006, 17:08
Did they leave any refrigerators? Our delegation only has four. :p
Turgay Belciler
Deputy Chief of Mission
Cluichstan
04-01-2006, 17:15
Did they leave any refrigerators? Our delegation only has four. :p
Turgay Belciler
Deputy Chief of Mission
We already grabbed the keg-erator.
Forgottenlands
04-01-2006, 20:19
Did they leave any refrigerators? Our delegation only has four. :p
Turgay Belciler
Deputy Chief of Mission
The Armed Republic of Angel Fire's elite forces stationed on B14 have submitted multiple wishes to the office of the Empire of Forgottenlands requesting more refridgerators (as we currently only have 1). You may have to fight to claim that fridge.
hmmm, or you could just hang around in the UN and let off the odd bit of silliness to highlight the rule driven mess the UN is in.
Kirisubo
04-01-2006, 20:25
I think the only office space that Teid could ever have managed would have been the 15th sub-basement, assuming they got past the hungry mutants :)
Now we're on the 69th & 3/4 floor our 40th floor oversized broom cupboard is now up for grabs.
Forgottenlands
04-01-2006, 20:36
I think the only office space that Teid could ever have managed would have been the 15th sub-basement, assuming they got past the hungry mutants :)
Now we're on the 69th & 3/4 floor our 40th floor oversized broom cupboard is now up for grabs.
The Angel Fire elite forces gave their monthly report to me yesterday. 172 people attempted to go down to sub-basement 15. 1 made it back. Apparently he had been gone 12 seconds, had lost his left arm, and required covering fire from the elite forces to make it back alive.