NationStates Jolt Archive

To whom it may concern,

It gives me great pleasure to announce that the ranks of NSUN Lawyers have swelled to one billion. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we have taken the liberty of increasing our fees by a modest amount. We trust that you will take due care when making future payments.

Yours faithfully,

John Savage
Spokesman for the Case For the Prosecution of NSUN Lawyers (http://www.nationstates.net/nsun_lawyers)
"Recognising the need for legal counsel..."

To whom it may concern,

It gives me great conceit to announce that the debts of the Ardchoillean Admin have swollen to $1billion. To commemorate this momentous occasion, we have taken some liberty with our accounting and disguised the missing modest amount. We trust that you will take due note when submitting future final demands.

Yours faithfully,

John McGonagall,

Ubersecretary.

"Recognising very little after lunchtime ... "