NationStates Jolt Archive

Perhaps this will become clear in a few hours (I just submitted my ap for the UN): can a nation leave the UN, and how is this done?

You can leave the UN any time you want. All you have to do is go to the UN page and click this button (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/ef8187db.jpg).

And sometimes if the mood is right, and you announce your intention in a forum where you have finally reached the last straw, you may be serenaded with the song Happy Trails in four part harmony by me and my staff.:D

Excelsior,
Sen. Horatio "Deadeye" Sulla:D
Palentine UN office

"New Improved Barbaric Militant Machismo 24/7!"

PS You'll love the UN though. The best part is having the chance to oogle the umm..attributes of the Thessadorian Ambassador.:D

then they'll try and bagsy your office :)

then they'll try and bagsy your office :)
And any office supplies and furniture you leave behind.:)

And any office supplies and furniture you leave behind.:)

And even any office staff that you leave behind... ;-)

All my colleagues here have ben lying to you

in order to Leave the UN you Must hit your self in the head with a frying Pan atleast 10 dozen time in a row. Go Streaking in a lions cagecovered in raw meat. and hit your towns mayor with a golf club. Then And only then Can you leave the UN.(Trust me Its not that Painful)

The representative from Tonissia is lying. In order to leave the UN, it is rather simple. First your Ambassador must go in person to the 15th floor lobby and notify the Gnomic receptionist of your intentions, and hand her your passport. She will give you a pink 30 page form to fill in, which must be read fully, which asks you your name, age, sex, species, birthplace (name), birthplace (grid reference), passport number (you will not be allowed to collect your passport back from the receptionist), nationality, citizenship status, security ident OCNOO number (you won't know what this is, but you'll need to fill it out anyway), your position, full title, car number plates, the winners of the Grand National from 1894-1934, number of times diplomatic immunity has been claimed in defence, number of times declared persona non grata, number and name of spouses, number and names of extramarital partners, names of all members of diplomatic staff, as well as the same information given with regards to the Ambassador, plus full length photograph of female members of diplomatic staff under the age of 25 and of reasonable physical attractiveness (only high heels may be worn in photographs), telephone contact details of said female members of diplomatic staff, plus a two and a half thousand word essay on the reason for leaving the UN. The document must then be signed in tripliclicate and dated on each page, and taken to floor 41 to be handed in. You must not use the lift, as the use of the lift is forbidden for those who are not in or are about to leave the UN. You will also discover there is no floor 41, and head back down to floor 15. The receptionist gnome will then tell you that you misherd and send you to floor 31, where the office of the Secretary-General is. When you arrive at floor 31 (again, without using the lift), you will hand it in to Gatherine Gratwick's secretary, who will inform you that you have filled in the wrong form and you should fill in the yellow form the pink one having been declared obselete one week ago. When you arrive again on floor 15, the recpetionist will inform you they have no yellow form, and has never seen a yellow form. You will argue with her for over an hour, after which she will instruct you to go to the publication department on B1 and get the "bloody yellow form yourself, seeing as it exists according to you, Mr Spanky Pants". On arrival at the publications department, you will meet a man named Oswald, who will inform you that they haven't started printing the yellow forms yet, but tells you that there is a man you can see who will give you a forged yellow form. You will tell him you want a real one, and he will tell you that you that there aren't any real ones yet. He will tell you to go the ladies lavatory on floor 29, and look behind the hot water pipes at the north end. After doing this, you will find a small package that will tell you to meet a man named Frank in the main lobby. He will be wearing a yellow beret and lederhosen. You walk down to the first floor and spot Frank. He will lead you to the strangers bar. He will take the lift, you will take the stairs. In the strangers bar, he'll introduce you to a one eyed man called Joe. He will give you a forged yellow form, in exchange for $2,000. You will find that the form is exactly the same as the pink form, but you'll still need to fill it out again. Once done, you will procede up to floor 31 and hand it in, but the secretary will tell you that you need to hand it in to the "Resignations Office" on floor 40. You will go up to the 40th floor, and hand it in. You will be told they can't accept it because it is forged. You will then be admitted to the psychiatric wing of the United Nations' hospital section.

The representative from Tonissia is lying. In order to leave the UN, it is rather simple. First your Ambassador must go in person to the 15th floor lobby and notify the Gnomic receptionist of your intentions, and hand her your passport. She will give you a pink 30 page form to fill in, which must be read fully, which asks you your name, age, sex, species, birthplace (name), birthplace (grid reference), passport number (you will not be allowed to collect your passport back from the receptionist), nationality, citizenship status, security ident OCNOO number (you won't know what this is, but you'll need to fill it out anyway), your position, full title, car number plates, the winners of the Grand National from 1894-1934, number of times diplomatic immunity has been claimed in defence, number of times declared persona non grata, number and name of spouses, number and names of extramarital partners, names of all members of diplomatic staff, as well as the same information given with regards to the Ambassador, plus full length photograph of female members of diplomatic staff under the age of 25 and of reasonable physical attractiveness (only high heels may be worn in photographs), telephone contact details of said female members of diplomatic staff, plus a two and a half thousand word essay on the reason for leaving the UN. The document must then be signed in tripliclicate and dated on each page, and taken to floor 41 to be handed in. You must not use the lift, as the use of the lift is forbidden for those who are not in or are about to leave the UN. You will also discover there is no floor 41, and head back down to floor 15. The receptionist gnome will then tell you that you misherd and send you to floor 31, where the office of the Secretary-General is. When you arrive at floor 31 (again, without using the lift), you will hand it in to Gatherine Gratwick's secretary, who will inform you that you have filled in the wrong form and you should fill in the yellow form the pink one having been declared obselete one week ago. When you arrive again on floor 15, the recpetionist will inform you they have no yellow form, and has never seen a yellow form. You will argue with her for over an hour, after which she will instruct you to go to the publication department on B1 and get the "bloody yellow form yourself, seeing as it exists according to you, Mr Spanky Pants". On arrival at the publications department, you will meet a man named Oswald, who will inform you that they haven't started printing the yellow forms yet, but tells you that there is a man you can see who will give you a forged yellow form. You will tell him you want a real one, and he will tell you that you that there aren't any real ones yet. He will tell you to go the ladies lavatory on floor 29, and look behind the hot water pipes at the north end. After doing this, you will find a small package that will tell you to meet a man named Frank in the main lobby. He will be wearing a yellow beret and lederhosen. You walk down to the first floor and spot Frank. He will lead you to the strangers bar. He will take the lift, you will take the stairs. In the strangers bar, he'll introduce you to a one eyed man called Joe. He will give you a forged yellow form, in exchange for $2,000. You will find that the form is exactly the same as the pink form, but you'll still need to fill it out again. Once done, you will procede up to floor 31 and hand it in, but the secretary will tell you that you need to hand it in to the "Resignations Office" on floor 40. You will go up to the 40th floor, and hand it in. You will be told they can't accept it because it is forged. You will then be admitted to the psychiatric wing of the United Nations' hospital section.
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but the secretary will tell you that you need to hand it in to the "Resignations Office" on floor 40.
Thats the secretary in the offices on the east wing of the forthieth floor. The Entire west wing belongs to the Delegacy representing the nations of the Region of the Realm of Hibernia. Any forms handed into our secretary in the west wings main foyer will be directed to the Express lift shaft once used by Demon lord Enigma (The floors previous Tenants) as fodder for the many mutated lifeforms which we have as yet been unable to remove.
This would in effect also work as a means to leave the UN but being some crazed mutants meal is a whole lot less dignified for your UN representative.

Proposal:

Everyone with too much time on their hands, and who doesn't have a private life, should be taken out and executed in an extremely painful way.

Comments?

Proposal:

Everyone with too much time on their hands, and who doesn't have a private life, should be taken out and executed in an extremely painful way.

Comments?

Would that leave anybody active in the forums?

Would that leave anybody active in the forums?

Yeah, good point. Still, making death threats is part of the fun... ;)

And even any office staff that you leave behind... ;-)

I call dibs, in advance, on W&L's hot secretary. :cool:

I call dibs, in advance, on W&L's hot secretary. :cool:


Damn! beat me to it!:D

I call dibs, in advance, on W&L's hot secretary. :cool:
Dibs on Mr. Grundlebunny? Hmm... I never thought that 83 year-old hermaphroditic secretaries were "hot," but to each his own, I guess. ;)

Proposal:

Everyone with too much time on their hands, and who doesn't have a private life, should be taken out and executed in an extremely painful way.

Comments?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Stupid%20Crap/shiftyeye.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Stupid%20Crap/shiftyeye.gif
I second that.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

The-Republic']Dibs on Mr. Grundlebunny? Hmm... I never thought that 83 year-old hermaphroditic secretaries were "hot," but to each his own, I guess. ;)

Consider this:

If you don't have a secretary, you will have to do all that 'resignation' paperwork, staircase-traipsing, document-forgery-buying, etc, by yourself.

If you do have a secretary, you can unload it all on him/her. Secretaries are supposed to deal with the details, freeing you, the boss, to think all those big-picture thoughts, eg, "Leave UN or have hotdog for lunch?"

Now how does Mr Grundlebunny look? Hmmmm?

Right tasty.

Enough with the saucy comments, already! Titillate your tastebuds with this ham/beef/turkey/pork/chicken and other December 25 leftovers risotto.

Thats the secretary in the offices on the east wing of the forthieth floor. The Entire west wing belongs to the Delegacy representing the nations of the Region of the Realm of Hibernia. Any forms handed into our secretary in the west wings main foyer will be directed to the Express lift shaft once used by Demon lord Enigma (The floors previous Tenants) as fodder for the many mutated lifeforms which we have as yet been unable to remove.
This would in effect also work as a means to leave the UN but being some crazed mutants meal is a whole lot less dignified for your UN representative.

VL, I've scrounged up some more Marines and Kamikazi Pengiuns if you Want another go at clearing out the muties.
Excelsior,
Sen Horatio Sulla

I think this demonstrates perfectly that though one can leave the UN, it never really leaves you.