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The Most Serene Republic of Love and esterel is happy to introduce a new draft: Promotion of Roller Coasters.

We hope many nations will be interested is this important and fun topic and will help us in this great adventure:fluffle: . We will heartedly appreciate any ideas and critics in order to improve this draft.

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The United Nations

-A- OBSERVING that Roller Coasters contribute to the happiness of many people, worldwide:)

-B- DEEPLY DISTURBED that in many Nations people don’t have any access to Roller Coasters without travelling to another Nation:(

-C- FULLY AWARE of the different types of Roller Coasters

-D- RECOGNIZING the need of security standards about Roller Coasters


-1-MANDATES all Nations to secure access to their people inside national territory to different sort of Roller Coasters including but not limited to
- Family Roller Coasters
- Roller Coasters with at least 2 inversions
- Inverted (Suspended) Roller Coasters
- Stand-Up Roller Coasters
- Backwards Roller Coasters
- 4th Dimension Roller Coasters:D

-2- URGES all Nations to promote the construction of new Roller Coasters:cool:

-2- URGES all Nations to regulate the cost of Roller Coasters and Amusement Parks access in order to be financially reasonable and available to all citizens. Nations are invited to subvention massively Roller Coasters and Amusement Parks companies and to provide free entrance tickets to many children.

-3- MANDATES all Nations to supervise the security of all national Roller Coasters by implementing worldwide security standards and operating inspections.
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PS: is it possible to include Smilies and colors in the resolution text?

The Most Serene Republic of Love and esterel is happy to introduce a new draft: Promotion of Roller Coasters.

We hope many nations will be interested is this important and fun topic and will help us in this great adventure:fluffle: . We will heartedly appreciate any ideas and critics in order to improve this draft.

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The United Nations

-A- OBSERVING that Roller Coasters contribute to the happiness of many people, worldwide:)

-B- DEEPLY DISTURBED that in many Nations people don’t have any access to Roller Coasters without travelling to another Nation:(

-C- FULLY AWARE of the different types of Roller Coasters

-D- RECOGNIZING the need of security standards about Roller Coasters


-1-MANDATES all Nations to secure access to their people inside national territory to different sort of Roller Coasters including but not limited to
- Family Roller Coasters
- Roller Coasters with at least 2 inversions
- Inverted (Suspended) Roller Coasters
- Stand-Up Roller Coasters
- Backwards Roller Coasters
- 4th Dimension Roller Coasters:D

-2- URGES all Nations to promote the construction of new Roller Coasters:cool:

-2- URGES all Nations to regulate the cost of Roller Coasters and Amusement Parks access in order to be financially reasonable and available to all citizens. Nations are invited to subvention massively Roller Coasters and Amusement Parks companies and to provide free entrance tickets to many children.

-3- MANDATES all Nations to supervise the security of all national Roller Coasters by implementing worldwide security standards and operating inspections.
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PS: is it possible to include Smilies in the resolution text?

I think there is the slightest possibility that some nations might not think this is something the UN should be getting involved in. I would disagree, mostly cause its interesting, and rollercoasters (so my kids tell me) are vast acres of fun that everyone should enjoy. Due to a trauma I suffered as a young adult (my first girlfriend dumped me on a rollercoaster - she thought it would be easier to break up with me if I was scared out of my mind) I tend not to go on them, but I can see the advantages of letting kids get over the fear of fast moving things that scare you - and this would be a good start :}

(ooc - this really is support, even if it sounds sarcastic, cause eh - why not?)

PS: is it possible to include Smilies in the resolution text?
I get the feeling the mods would have a fit if they saw working smilies within a proposal. They've enough problems with smilie spam on the forums, they don't want to have to deal with it in a proposal.

- 4th Dimension Roller CoastersTechnically, all rollercoasters are 4th Dimensional. You start at one time and end at another; therefore, you have moved through time.

PS: is it possible to include Smilies in the resolution text?No, it is not.

No, it is not.

:(

ok then i will remove them in the final text, but will keep them in he draft, for fun

Technically, all rollercoasters are 4th Dimensional. You start at one time and end at another; therefore, you have moved through time.


4th Dimension - a coaster with cars that spin on a horizontal axis.

there is only 1 4th Dimensional in the world:
"X" in Six Flags Magic Mountain (Valencia, California 91355 USA)

http://rcdb.com/ig750.htm

4th Dimension - a coaster with cars that spin on a horizontal axis.

there is only 1 4th Dimensional n the world:
"X" in Six Flags Magic Mountain (Valencia, California 91355 USA)

http://rcdb.com/ig750.htmI know what Hack is talking about, time is the 4th dimension that people travel through, same as up/down, left/right and forwards/backwards. If you had one which didn't travel through that 4th dimension, I'm sure you'd make a lot of money with it :)

I know what Hack is talking about, time is the 4th dimension that people travel through, same as up/down, left/right and forwards/backwards. If you had one which didn't travel through that 4th dimension, I'm sure you'd make a lot of money with it :)


whoo great idea

I know what Hack is talking about, time is the 4th dimension that people travel through, same as up/down, left/right and forwards/backwards. If you had one which didn't travel through that 4th dimension, I'm sure you'd make a lot of money with it :)

Oh goddess! Imagine if it broke!! You could be stuck in it for 24 hours, and the day would be going past and you wouldn't know.

That'd be 'orrible!!

Oh goddess! Imagine if it broke!! You could be stuck in it for 24 hours, and the day would be going past and you wouldn't know.

That'd be 'orrible!!That's what happens when you buy second hand flux capacitors :D

That's what happens when you buy second hand flux capacitors :D

i'm lost, it's becoming technical, please escuse my ignorance, space-time travel are not yet technologically available in Love and esterel, but we will be happy if the nation of Hirota agree to share this great technology with us

some people in Love and esterel are already excited:)

I can see two things that you could consider mentioning in your proposal.

One - People with heart conditions ect shouldn't ride roller coasters. It can be very hazardous to their health.

Two - The mandatory passing out of barf bags to all who use roller coasters. That saves those passing around the thing being possibly splattered with flying...well you know what I mean http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/7e417355.gif:D.

Your proposal is numbered incorrectly: you have two clause twos.

I would much rather this had been passed than some pieces of legislation you have recently been involved with.

I can see two things that you could consider mentioning in your proposal.

One - People with heart conditions ect shouldn't ride roller coasters. It can be very hazardous to their health.

Two - The mandatory passing out of barf bags to all who use roller coasters. That saves those passing around the thing being possibly splattered with flying...well you know what I mean http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/7e417355.gif:D.


thanks, indeed, i have to mention your 2 points

Your proposal is numbered incorrectly: you have two clause twos.

thanks

I would much rather this had been passed than some pieces of legislation you have recently been involved with.

sorry, then, i'm happy we can agree at least on Roller Coasters;)

I would much rather this had been passed than some pieces of legislation you have recently been involved with.

Agreed, but if it ever actually gets submitted as a formal proposal, I can guarantee it will end up in the pile of silly resolutions (OOC: probably tossed there by me ;) ).

Agreed, but if it ever actually gets submitted as a formal proposal, I can guarantee it will end up in the pile of silly resolutions (OOC: probably tossed there by me).

Yes, I have noticed your fanatical devotion to the cause of silly-proposal hunting. This is clearly a joke, and one I don't find especially funny, but these things do seem to crop up every now and then, and there's little harm in them. Oh, and for the record: we would not support this proposal in its current form, as we consider it an egregious infringement on national sovereignty...

I can see two things that you could consider mentioning in your proposal.

One - People with heart conditions ect shouldn't ride roller coasters. It can be very hazardous to their health.

Two - The mandatory passing out of barf bags to all who use roller coasters. That saves those passing around the thing being possibly splattered with flying...well you know what I mean http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/7e417355.gif:D.

This might sound a little nitpicky, and if it comes across that way, apologies to Waterana.

But i feel that another way of re-wording the sentence in bold to seem less forceful would be.

"It is recommended that citizens with heart problems do not ride rollercoasters, due to potential health risks."

Other than that, New Poitiers would be delighted to pass this resolution. Rollercoasters would benefit our country immensely and provide an economic strong point.

*snip*
Oh, and for the record: we would not support this proposal in its current form, as we consider it an egregious infringement on national sovereignty...


Nor would the people of Cluichstan, for the very same reason, but as my nation's track record since joining this austere body appears to be evident, that probably goes without saying.

i'm lost, it's becoming technical, please escuse my ignorance, space-time travel are not yet technologically available in Love and esterel, but we will be happy if the nation of Hirota agree to share this great technology with us

some people in Love and esterel are already excited:)

Most of Hirota's theorists in space-time travel are confined strictly to the realm of theory - sadly such technology is not available in Hirota.

However, a Dr. Emmett Brown claimed to travel through time in a "D.Leean" vehicle (produced by Hirotan Automotive industries several decades ago), and released a trio of documentaries chronicling his assistants adventures. These documentaries have been debunked by the established scientific community, who were more interested in turning water into wine.

This might sound a little nitpicky, and if it comes across that way, apologies to Waterana.

But i feel that another way of re-wording the sentence in bold to seem less forceful would be.

"It is recommended that citizens with heart problems do not ride rollercoasters, due to potential health risks."

Other than that, New Poitiers would be delighted to pass this resolution. Rollercoasters would benefit our country immensely and provide an economic strong point.

Its ok, that was just a comment on something to possibly add to the proposal. I didn't mean L&E had to use those exact words. It can be worded anyway he/she wants :).

However, a Dr. Emmett Brown claimed to travel through time in a "D." vehicle (produced by Hirotan Automotive industries several decades ago), and released a trio of documentaries chronicling his assistants adventures. These documentaries have been debunked by the established scientific community, who were more interested in turning water into wine.

you mean: De Lorean DMC-12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Lorean_DMC-12
yeah the vehicule used there was great

Most of Hirota's theorists in space-time travel are confined strictly to the realm of theory - sadly such technology is not available in Hirota.

ok, we will have to wait longer, then

"It is recommended that citizens with heart problems do not ride rollercoasters, due to potential health risks."



good for me, thanks

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http://test256.free.fr/playland-turbulence.mov

Your proposal is numbered incorrectly: you have two clause twos.

I would much rather this had been passed than some pieces of legislation you have recently been involved with.

It's not incorrect, it's a secret code :}

Agreed, but if it ever actually gets submitted as a formal proposal, I can guarantee it will end up in the pile of silly resolutions (OOC: probably tossed there by me ;) ).

(smirk) How about if each rollercoster had an inflatable Gandalf to stop people getting on if they are too short, or have heart problems?

you mean: De Lorean DMC-12
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Lorean_DMC-12
yeah the vehicule used there was great

OOC: I was trying to be funny about it, but that's fine, you ruin my little RP joke. :mad:


;)

OOC: I was trying to be funny about it, but that's fine, you ruin my little RP joke. :mad:


;)


sorry, in fact i didn't understand your joke, shame on me. "D.Leean"?;)

(smirk) How about if each rollercoster had an inflatable Gandalf to stop people getting on if they are too short, or have heart problems?

OOC: Score! :D

(smirk) How about if each rollercoster had an inflatable Gandalf to stop people getting on if they are too short, or have heart problems?Indeed (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=423234).

Technically, all rollercoasters are 4th Dimensional. You start at one time and end at another; therefore, you have moved through time.
OOC: weeell, depends... it's a temporal dimension; the fourth spatial dimension is bundled up with the other 7 (? changes every year...) on the picoscopic scaleohgodi'veboredmyselftodeath.

OOC: weeell, depends... it's a temporal dimension; the fourth spatial dimension is bundled up with the other 7 (? changes every year...) on the picoscopic scaleohgodi'veboredmyselftodeath.


i need some physics lessons;)

These documentaries have been debunked by the established scientific community, who were more interested in turning water into wine.
Now that's worthwhile science.

The Principality of Ausserland fully supports this proposal. We like watching people scream and throw up.

:p

Hosfodder J. Blortz
Tourist Who Wandered in Here Accidentally
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Principality of Ausserland

Cobdenia will not support this resolution, as it discriminatory towards chair-o-planes, merry-go-rounds, dodgems and other funfair attrations. :p

The Principality of Ausserland fully supports this proposal. We like watching people scream and throw up.

:p

Hosfodder J. Blortz
Tourist Who Wandered in Here Accidentally
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Principality of Ausserland

Ok - this thread is killing me. My sarcastic tendancies appear to be on overload and every single thing I wanted to post in reply would have got me booted, so I think I am going to ignore it from now on :}

The people of Cluichstan would like to suggest the following addition to the proposal:

MANDATES that all riders of said Roller Coasters keeps their hands inside their cars at all times.

Also, can you put in "Roller Coaster (otherwise known as Big Dippers)" in, so Brits who haven't been to the US know what your rabbling on about?

The people of Cluichstan would like to suggest the following addition to the proposal:

MANDATES that all riders of said Roller Coasters keeps their hands inside their cars at all times.

you mean:
MANDATES that all riders of said Roller Coasters keeps their hands up in the air at all times

Also, can you put in "Roller Coaster (otherwise known as Big Dippers)" in, so Brits who haven't been to the US know what your rabbling on about?

Big Dippers, i didn't know, is it really the term used in UK?

Yep. And, of course, in Cobdenia

you mean:
MANDATES that all riders of said Roller Coasters keeps their hands up in the air at all times

OOC: Nope, have to look out for everyone's safety, you know. ;)

OOC: weeell, depends... it's a temporal dimension; the fourth spatial dimension is bundled up with the other 7 (? changes every year...) on the picoscopic scaleohgodi'veboredmyselftodeath.

The temporal structure is failing!
- Time has broken. Please reboot the Universe.

OOC: Nope, have to look out for everyone's safety, you know. ;)

yes but, in all the Roller Coasters i ride i was able to put my hands up in the air while being 100% safe (generally one can only put his "hands "up in the air" and not one's full arm):p

OOC: This Brit calls 'em rollercoasters. Help me, I've been Americaniszzzzed. Next I'll be writing the date in a completely illogical format. Yikes.