NationStates Jolt Archive

meow! to all cats. we need our issues addressed. the un is useless it is for our slaves...people.

we need things like flea collars, dog issues, catnip shortage chrisis, tips on great nap spots, you know...things like this.

if you are a cat you know what i mean. we are opressed. lets give 'em hell. all unite or at least be on the same page as far as dilligence in important issues as sheeba seared tuna shortages. and litter quality.

remember...CATS RULE!!

I'm sorry but as I'm pretty sure that humans (or humaniod races at least) make up a majority of the populations of the UN membership, I don't see any proposals on any of these topics coming up for vote at any point in the future.

Bob Flibble
UN Representative

that was my point. as a cat i have no benefit belonging to the un. so i prefer to stay out. i don't want to be bound by rules that make no sense. i don't care about abortion. it is not illegal or legal. it just aint gonna happen here.

and do you think i care about wars? no. you realize no one even notices us. but WE notice THEM! we are much more aware.

cats care about the environment, that is the only issues the un deals with that help us. it is a sub standard organization. why? it is not run by cats.

9 out of ten cat owners say this is B***S**T!

Otters rule!

(Seriously, in Compadria our highest divinity is a half-man, half-otter who in constitutional terms holds all executive power. He just hasn't ever chosen to exercise it).

May the blessings of Tarkan the Great Otter be upon you all!

Leonard Otterby
Ambassador for the Republic of Compadria to the U.N.

We beg to differ. Our Sanrio kittens are deeply involved in the profoundest of thoughts. Granted, Our people rarely grasp their ineffible wisdom, but it is there nonetheless.

Someone really needs to introduce anti-furry legislation around here.

The only cats I'm interested in is the Android catgirls Annapuma, and Unipuma, the Puma Sisters. :D
Excelsior,
Sen Horatio Sulla

The only cats I'm interested in is the Android catgirls Annapuma, and Unipuma, the Puma Sisters.
Excelsior,
Sen Horatio Sulla

i am talking about CATS. not female homosapians.

if you have no interest in cats you must be insane. tho i suppose your interest in ANY cat saves you from being put away.

Otters rule!

(Seriously, in Compadria our highest divinity is a half-man, half-otter who in constitutional terms holds all executive power. He just hasn't ever chosen to exercise it).

and since when is being half otter or human been a plus? i think otters have a lot above humans. humans are slaves. otters aren't. but still being all cat is the best situation if you happen to find yourself a cat--you are very blessed.

We beg to differ. Our Sanrio kittens are deeply involved in the profoundest of thoughts. Granted, Our people rarely grasp their ineffible wisdom, but it is there nonetheless

sure they do such odd things. they are too busy with nonsense of talking, sitting and not napping. they don't wear flea collars, they don't even take the time to be sure the neighborhood is dog free. in fact in some countries dogs LIVE with those odd people.

well i am trying to get a schedule of the best times for napping. it seems to me the best time for napping is anytime i am not eating or bathing.

I must say that I find it quite amusing that you seem to be in favor of flea collars. Yes, getting rid of those pesky vermin would be lovely, but not in such a barbaric way! There are far better treatments that don't expose the lovely feline race to horrific side effects.

I must say that I find it quite amusing that you seem to be in favor of flea collars. Yes, getting rid of those pesky vermin would be lovely, but not in such a barbaric way! There are far better treatments that don't expose the lovely feline race to horrific side effects.

most of us *i can't speak for all don't care for flea dips, and we hate flea powder. it is a major goal of our country...tho i think a very difficult one to fullfill....to ban all fleas from entering our borders. we intend to hire worms and other microscopic soldiers to help as we hate flea collars.

our country is pioneering the entry of garlic into the atmosphere as garlic will help to keep them in line.

maybe we could buy some piece of land and make a generous offer to the fleas of the world. they can all live there. we would provide dogs to help nourish them.

the garlic trees are going to be bursting with garlic! we have developed a garlic tree that is a secret new tree...oops the secret is out. oh well....

9 out of ten cat owners say this is B***S**T!

you are mixed up. cats have no owners. they own the slaves. we are independant and free thinkers.

anyway any human would say that. as they are not bright. it is not a logical response.

what is the connection between B***S**T and cats? we don't have any bu**s around here. they were never an issue. and neither are crocediles or sharks.

think before you speak. make some sense like i do.

queen cher

Well, my cats don't get fed until I am good and ready to feed them. They are locked in at night whether they want to be or not. I trim their claws despite the struggles and if they get into places where they are not allowed they get yelled at and occasionally lightly swatted. Not to mention the ultimate humiliation, my boys won't be leaving any decendants. That doesn't sound much like I am their slave now does it ;):).

I agree with the person who spoke about flea collars. I suggest you try Frontline or one of those treatments instead. They work 100% better.

Well, my cats don't get fed until I am good and ready to feed them. They are locked in at night whether they want to be or not. I trim their claws despite the struggles and if they get into places where they are not allowed they get yelled at and occasionally lightly swatted. Not to mention the ultimate humiliation, my boys won't be leaving any decendants. That doesn't sound much like I am their slave now does it .

I agree with the person who spoke about flea collars. I suggest you try Frontline or one of those treatments instead. They work 100% better.
as a cat who is broad minded i realize that tho cats rule a lot of creatures on earth have not figured this out. i am fighting for all cats. barbarianism should not be allowed.

no cat should ever be yelled at. as for the sterilization, well i am saddened. i may try to see if our country can research the posibility of creating new parts for cats who have been mauled like that.

yes, you have inspired me. fleas are bad but this is more important. i will have to get going on research into transplants for the future race of cats. we will eventually take over the world like it or not. we are more prolific than minks or rabbits when we are given the chance. in the queendom of the great cher, we intend to get all cats their rights.

dont they eat cats in china? and get SARS from it?
im a BRAIN, but i have long been traped inside this retards body.no matter what i do i cant get out!!!

also in longhorn country we R*** , torture, then kill and throw them to the dolphins to eat.

In the Magical Realm, we don't have these problems. Any species can be sentient, and some, such as my own, can start out non-sentient but grow into it. Thus, we are not brought up with the biases that can lead to misconceptions.

To get to your world, for example, I had to use the Magic Portal that is permanently stationed in the Wasp's Estate of Worsened life. The nation is governed by sentient insects. In fact, one of the reasons why Dastardly Stench naturalized me, and added me to their diplomatic corps, was that I was able to help them to build a repore with the wasps without resorting to the kind of violence that could lead to...well, worsened life.

I hope that your nation of cats can find the respect that it deserves, and that we can all work together to improve this world...and the others.

Gurgle the Dragon
Ambassador Aromatus
UN Representative, Dominion of Dastardly Stench

dont they eat cats in china? and get SARS from it?
im a BRAIN, but i have long been traped inside this retards body.no matter what i do i cant get out!!!

also in longhorn country we R*** , torture, then kill and throw them to the dolphins to eat.

monkey see monkey do? does it make it ok if PEOPLE do something? i say no! why they make such a deal about nudity and sex. we are naked all the time. never wear a stitch. we are very natural about sex and all other bodily fulnctions.

there are many countries controlled by humans else they would have no power. their only real advantage is that they can dirve cars, pick up things, and open doors. else what good are they really? sorry if i insult human countries but i am not diplomatic...not a member of the un. not subject to un laws. we run rampant!

then it is not your fault that those barbaric people canibalize cats! you are not able to control what they do. but maybe you could reek havoc on them by confusing them with your thoughts. i think if you could get out of that damn body maybe you could start getting other brains to do the same and set up your own country. but you will need to somehow recruit slaves as we have. as you will not be able to do everything...unless you have telecanetic ability.

monkey see monkey do? does it make it ok if PEOPLE do something? i say no! why they make such a deal about nudity and sex. we are naked all the time. never wear a stitch. we are very natural about sex and all other bodily fulnctions.

there are many countries controlled by humans else they would have no power. their only real advantage is that they can dirve cars, pick up things, and open doors. else what good are they really? sorry if i insult human countries but i am not diplomatic...not a member of the un. not subject to un laws. we run rampant!

then it is not your fault that those barbaric people canibalize cats! you are not able to control what they do. but maybe you could reek havoc on them by confusing them with your thoughts. i think if you could get out of that damn body maybe you could start getting other brains to do the same and set up your own country. but you will need to somehow recruit slaves as we have. as you will not be able to do everything...unless you have telecanetic ability.

in longhorn country history, we had the "massacure war" against a cat nation.we got in our human bodies, and invaded this country. the cats were samll in stature, and had no thumbs, let alone weapons.the outcome: longhorn casualties=101, cats=20,225,500(approxamently). recently we began trying to colonize this small land, and our troops still look for cat survivers. the war lasted 10 months, the only cease fires were when we pulled out for the holidays, and when the president personally called sargent Ricky Williams and told them to stop.

but why go to war against cats? we don't like to fight. are you bullies?

back then the land mass of longhorn country was small. weve grown various ways. but we were desperate. now, our economy is great, and we no longer find cat a delicacy.