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Nuclear Weapons Disposal
A Resolution to Increase Worldwide Police and Military Budgets

Category: International Security
Strength: Strong

The NationStates United Nations,

NOTING that many nations have chosen to stockpile nuclear weapons.

OBSERVING that these devices are a waste of space while they are just lying around in secure military locations.

CONSIDERING nuclear weapons to be dangerous items by their very nature.

SUGGESTS that it would be best to dispose of these weapons rather than leaving them in the aforementioned military locations, where they might be set off by accident.

DECLARES that all nuclear devices possessed by member nations must be shipped to the nation "HotRodia" for disposal.

COMMENDS the nation "HotRodia" for its visionary effort to dispose of these devices in a sanitary manner by the use of the Big Red Button (BRB).


Please make the world a safer place by allowing us to use the BRB mechanism to rid the world of these awful weapons. Thank you.

Minister of Hospitality
Sam I Am

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*Sends team of scientists to harvest HotRodia's landscape for genetic deviations of interest*

-Frederick Blackly
minister responsible for sciecne and technology.

Sorry HotRodia, but any nuclear weapon sent to another nation for "disposal" will be set to detonate upon arrival in said nation.

Brandon Flibble
Grand Poobah of The Rogue Nation of Flibbleites

Tho i am not a member of the United Nation, i am the page that emptys the trash cans, while transporting WMDs to other countrys is rather risky with the hope they disarm it, i do belive, with the invention of the Ion Bomb nokes are now Artifacts of a Barbaric past.

Ion Bombs are more than capeable of the same distruction of the Nuke, it has no lasting efffects on the terain and doesnt distroy lanscape or buildings with religious or political sugnifigances.

/me puts a new bag in the can he is working on, and continues,

It would be much more effeciant to dismantle them in our own countrys and use the parts to beter our sosity such as powering power facilities.

/me finnishes baging the trash cans and exits the room.

If you make all the U.N. nations give up their nukes whats stopping the roge nations that arnt in the U.N. who have nukes from nuking us? With nukes you can at least make them think twice before nuking you. Because you have the means to nuke them back. I think we shouldnt waist time trying to disarm nukes when other nations will just make more. Its silly. You can't make all the nations give up their nukes. There will always be nations out there that want to hurt you. You need to defend yourself.

Sure... i'll 'DISPOSE' of my nuclear weapons... to HotRodia...

Do you mind if I just fly them in under their own power? Or would you rather I airdrop them in your backyard? Either way, I'm predicting a 100% accident rate, so try to take cover. :D

The Prime Minister of The Armed Republic of Independent Birmingham has cut short his holiday to Cuba to return to the UN and make a statement regarding nuclear weapons:

It is the wishes of the Republic that no UN resolution will be involved with interfering with the weapons programs of said country. We do not consider our personal affairs an international issue, and we would kindly thank our right honourable friends at the UN to campaign against such an intrusive policy to our country's rights.

Thank You

What nuclear weapons??! :p <whistles innocently!>How about them Pirates, eh!
<wipes forehead with handkerchief> :D
Excelsior,
Sen Horatio Sulla

<whistles innocently!>How about them Pirates, eh!
<wipes forehead with handkerchief> :D


OOC: More properly stated, "How 'bout them Bucs, huh?" :p :D

You can take the boy outa the Burgh, but you can't take the Burgh outa the boy.

OOC: More properly stated, "How 'bout them Bucs, huh?" :p :D

You can take the boy outa the Burgh, but you can't take the Burgh outa the boy.

OCC"Of course a more apt question would have been:"How about them Stillers?" :( :D Unfortunately very few people here speak Pittsburghese. I didn't want them to think I was asking about Tampa. :p

Scorekeeper:"First off, Stan Luv the Show!" :D

OCC"Of course a more apt question would have been:"How about them Stillers?" :( :D Unfortunately very few people here speak Pittsburghese. I didn't want them to think I was asking about Tampa. :p

Scorekeeper:"First off, Stan Luv the Show!" :D

OOC: I would be tempted to ask, "Hah abaht them Allers?"

OOC: I would be tempted to ask, "Hah abaht them Allers?"

LOL :D

i think for you should make people make gundams, its way better because its a nucular wepon, and you know it so why not? for this forum it would ne great, thats my thinking.

.gundams? ion bombs? im about to move about 90-95% of my people to the DEATH STAR and then declare war on the world.
.but seriously, nukes are good.i dont want to be a scared onlooker when a cold war comes around and then its WW3.
.i looked at my issues, they wanted human sacrifices for thier cult provided by longhorn country. one guy said why not, another said everyone should have thier first born sacrifed on TV, another said outlaw it, last said spend alot of maoney on rehab....... guess wich one i picked?
.cowboys 2-1
.hotrodia is full of treehuggers.
alll i have to say

I say that nuclear weapon stockpiles should be kept in the countries they were first manufactured. There's no telling when lab chimps worldwide will revolt and begin tossing fireballs at innocent citizens of the world! When the Many are upon us, <your deity's name here> help us all. Those nations with nuclear arms must look out for not only themselves but for those less fortunate nations without mass destructive capability. The time is nearly upon us!

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a marathon LAN party to attend with the head of National Security. *begins reading System Shock 2 manual*

And on a less serious note

I don't like the idea of mass volumes of nuclear weapons being shipped to one nation -- especially HotRodia with it's BRB device!! Instead, all nuclear-capable nations should be held responsible for the disposal of their own stockpiles. In saying this, I must ask if the technology does indeed exist for such disposal. How much would it cost? How effective is the technology, and what would be the possible environmental ramifications of using such technology?

Furthermore, HotRodia should be commended for its cunning use of humor in the face of such a grave and serious topic. ;)

.hotrodia is full of treehuggers.

OOC: It'd be awful hard for most HotRodians to be treehuggers, what with there being all of ten trees in the whole country, and all of those in private gardens. :D

OOC: It'd be awful hard for most HotRodians to be treehuggers, what with there being all of ten trees in the whole country, and all of those in private gardens. :D
either way..... cowboys 2-1

Hotrodia, you're pushing it, don't make us disspose some nuclear weapons on you.

Office of Abraham Brogan
Minister of Foriegn Affairs
Monmouth City, Central-Eastern NJ

CC: Office of Ismael Aakster
Minister of Interior Security and National Defence
Monmouth City, Central-Eastern NJ

CC: Office of Ronald Poindexter
Department of Nuclear Weapons Production
Neo-Leonardo, Central-Eastern NJ