Naspar Cosif
15-08-2005, 20:05
WTF is this?!!
Straights Arn't Human Act
Description: We, the United Nation, recognize that straight people have caused great evil throughout history. These include wars, mssacres, slavery, rapes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, and even worse: the oppression of homosexuals. This proposal, the 'Straights Arn't Human Act' seeks to eliminate a dangerous and insidious section of society.
Believing that Human right is a rooted in belief in human dignity, and that, since straight people have committed so much inhumanity, they clearly have no diginity, for themselves or homosexuals. Therefore, they are not human in the legal sense.
Defining a straight person to be any person who has a gender that is the same than the sex that he or she is assigned at birth ; and those persons who exclusively engage in sexual acts with their opposite birth-sex.
Noting with dissapointment that a significant number of governing bodies are dominated by evil straights.
Declaring that homosexuality is genetic.
Be it resolved that, should this act be passed by the NSUN, that the 'Straights Arn't Human Act' be recognized and declared by the United Nation.
Article one: All persons in the world shall be tested for their sexual orientation. Those that qualify as 'straight' shall immediately be sent to labor camps to work the rest of their days toiling, to wash away their crimes in sweat and blood.
Article two: As well, since straight persons are not legally human, they may be taken from the camps and experimented upon, eaten, put in gladiatorial competitions, etc.
Article 3: All Anti-straight discrimination in hiring, promotion, training and dismissal will be encouraged throughout the nations with NSUN memberships.
Article 4: As the straights slowly die out, the NSUN mandates that all persons in NSUN member states must have straight sexual intercourse (without protection) at one point in the fertile period of their lives. We apologise for the inconvience.
Article 5: However, gay people are far more humane that straights. We acknowledges than that heterosexuality is a recognized health issue that straight people cannot control. Therefore, those straights that turn gay will be considered legally human, and free to do what they want.
This act will clearly make the world a better place. There will be no more natural disasters or war. Think about it. A vote for this proposal is a vote for a better tommorrow.
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 135 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Thu Aug 18 2005
Straights Arn't Human Act
Description: We, the United Nation, recognize that straight people have caused great evil throughout history. These include wars, mssacres, slavery, rapes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, and even worse: the oppression of homosexuals. This proposal, the 'Straights Arn't Human Act' seeks to eliminate a dangerous and insidious section of society.
Believing that Human right is a rooted in belief in human dignity, and that, since straight people have committed so much inhumanity, they clearly have no diginity, for themselves or homosexuals. Therefore, they are not human in the legal sense.
Defining a straight person to be any person who has a gender that is the same than the sex that he or she is assigned at birth ; and those persons who exclusively engage in sexual acts with their opposite birth-sex.
Noting with dissapointment that a significant number of governing bodies are dominated by evil straights.
Declaring that homosexuality is genetic.
Be it resolved that, should this act be passed by the NSUN, that the 'Straights Arn't Human Act' be recognized and declared by the United Nation.
Article one: All persons in the world shall be tested for their sexual orientation. Those that qualify as 'straight' shall immediately be sent to labor camps to work the rest of their days toiling, to wash away their crimes in sweat and blood.
Article two: As well, since straight persons are not legally human, they may be taken from the camps and experimented upon, eaten, put in gladiatorial competitions, etc.
Article 3: All Anti-straight discrimination in hiring, promotion, training and dismissal will be encouraged throughout the nations with NSUN memberships.
Article 4: As the straights slowly die out, the NSUN mandates that all persons in NSUN member states must have straight sexual intercourse (without protection) at one point in the fertile period of their lives. We apologise for the inconvience.
Article 5: However, gay people are far more humane that straights. We acknowledges than that heterosexuality is a recognized health issue that straight people cannot control. Therefore, those straights that turn gay will be considered legally human, and free to do what they want.
This act will clearly make the world a better place. There will be no more natural disasters or war. Think about it. A vote for this proposal is a vote for a better tommorrow.
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 135 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Thu Aug 18 2005