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The Rogue Nation of Communicatron shall abide by your stinky resolution this time! However, the Rogue Nation of Communicatron is not happy with the freedom of conscience Resolution and the way the U.N sees fit to march upon our doorstep and forceit down our throat. The Rogue Nation of Communicatron contains the greatest minds of the modern era and we spit on such insolence! The Rogue Nation of Communicatron see the current delegation as a cancer that must be reoved so as to halt its malignant spreading through the body of the world. Thus, the Rogue Nation of Communicatron demands an apology from the United Nations for its arrogance and the overstepping of its authority in our great Nation! No longer will our land be sullied by such filth repugnant antics of U.N so-called peacekeepers. They have molested our woman and spanked and children for the last time!! We demand an inquiry! We at the Rogue nation of Communicatron have sequentially appointed ourown committee and force to institute U.N resolutions until such an inquiry is wrapped up. We shall be a model of eptitude and a model for all the world to reveer! Thus, we are also proposing a resolution where as the enforcers of The U.N resoltion are made up of people local to that country and chosen by the leaders of said country. That way we can all mind our own business and we can all go on with business of free flowing econmy's and trade!

On behalf of the Cloud-Water Community of Ecopoeia, I offer unreserved apologies for making the lives of your citizens better and assisting the Communicatron state in improving its legal and justice system.

Respectfully,
Mathieu Vergniaud
Deputy Speaker to the UN

Whilst the Telidian government refrain from these discussions normally we are perplexed somewhat how a nation who and I quote “contains the greatest minds of the modern era” would make so many grammatical and spelling errors in their first address to this assembly? To point out but a few:

“Reoved” – correct spelling - removed
“Ourown” – should be two words
“Resoltion” – correct spelling – resolution
“econmy's” – correct spelling – economy

We hope the honourable member does not take offence at our observation; we are simply a little confused considering your statement.

Respectfully
Lydia Cornwall, UN Ambassador
Office of UN Relations, Dept for Foreign Affairs
HM Government of Telidia

I would like to enquire as to what problem your nation has with the resolution in question. From my perspective, it is a well mannered and well thought out resolution that protects the citizens of their respective countries to have their own beliefs without interference of the government - provided that their beliefs do not incite or use violence.

On behalf of the Cloud-Water Community of Ecopoeia, I offer unreserved apologies for making the lives of your citizens better and assisting the Communicatron state in improving its legal and justice system.

Yeah sorry mate, that was really mean of us. If we knew that we were helping we would have voted against it.

Giordano,
UN representative,
The Black New World

I wasn't aware the UN had peacekeepers. We don't...do we?

You won't get an apology from me for my support of this resolution as I think its a darn good one.

If you think this resolution makes the UN arrogant and over-stepping its authority, then you should take a look at all the passed resolutions. They all affect your nation and some of them affect it much stronger than this one could ever hope to.

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron contains the greatest minds of the modern era and we spit on such insolence!
And with such wit and knowledge what an enlightened response!
Top notch resolution, Ecopoeia. Straight out of the Top drawer!

They have molested our woman and spanked and children for the last time!!

Krioval apologizes for this. If we had sent a delegation, your men would not have been left out. The Commander expresses his greatest wish that if any men in your nation wish to experience those acts, they may apply for an audience. The government of Krioval does wonder, however, how your entire society gets by with a single woman.

Krioval apologizes for this. If we had sent a delegation, your men would not have been left out. The Commander expresses his greatest wish that if any men in your nation wish to experience those acts, they may apply for an audience. The government of Krioval does wonder, however, how your entire society gets by with a single woman.
An unnamed Ecopoeian adminstrator wishes it to be known that their senior representatives have been incapacitated by a severe fit of giggles.

The Commonwealth of Kayros has difficulty understanding why a nation such as yours, that has such a strong belief in sovereignty, would be a member in an organization that, by its very nature, forces a loss in said sovereignty.

Even so, we do respect your opinions, and look forward to reading resolutions created by you to address your concerns.

K. Martin
Ambassador to the United Nations

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron is a progressive state that has far more important matters pressing. The spelling mistakes have been the result of our kindergarden politics class, from who we drew upon to proliferate our concerns! Needless to say, said child has been sent to the south to one of our glorious furniture factory's to serve her punishment for the next 15 years. You see, we felt who best disccuss such a frivolous and petty resolution than the children of Communicatron! Obviously, we failed to note that she was one of the rare simpletons of our glorious nation. The greater minds of Communicatron are much to busy discussing revoltionary topics such as sceptomectology and pinstropitisamatactics to waste time. We are part of the U.N so as to monitor its subversive ways. As one slightly educated drunkard once said "keep your friends close, and keep your enemy's closer".

And if you were to simply view our National video you would note that The Rogue Nation of Communicatron contains many more then one woman! The cheek of some nations! I tell you!

Oh dear!
factory's should in fact be Factories!
we failed to note that she was one of the rare simpletons of our glorious nation. It seems, Not as rare as you had expected!
revoltionary Tut tut! Revolutionary
The Rogue Nation of Communicatron contains many more then(than) one woman! The cheek of some nations! I tell you!
Your Nation may have more than one woman in it, But they sure as heck are'nt being utilised as Spelling teachers! Now off you toddle to join that child in the furniture factory!

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron is a progressive state that has far more important matters pressing. The spelling mistakes have been the result of our kindergarden politics class, from who we drew upon to proliferate our concerns! Needless to say, said child has been sent to the south to one of our glorious furniture factory's to serve her punishment for the next 15 years. You see, we felt who best disccuss such a frivolous and petty resolution than the children of Communicatron! Obviously, we failed to note that she was one of the rare simpletons of our glorious nation. The greater minds of Communicatron are much to busy discussing revoltionary topics such as sceptomectology and pinstropitisamatactics to waste time. We are part of the U.N so as to monitor its subversive ways. As one slightly educated drunkard once said "keep your friends close, and keep your enemy's closer".

And if you were to simply view our National video you would note that The Rogue Nation of Communicatron contains many more then one woman! The cheek of some nations! I tell you!

*picks up another three spelling mistakes*

I don't care how bright you are or think you are, if you don't edit your own work when trying to be an arrogant a-hole, you're a dumb***.

Once again, you have failed to address a much more relevant question: What is the problem your nation has with this resolution? Why do you feel that the UN has overstepped its boundaries? What do you - as a nation - believe are the boundaries of the UN? Why do you believe that? Or are you going to blame this condemnation of the resolution on your kindergarden student as well, not because you actually have a problem with it?

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On another note: it has become rather apparent to me that you are failing to comply with resolution #14: Child Labor

GIVEN that many nation states see fit to employ children under age 12 in manual labor and industry,

GIVEN that these industries and labor are often highly detrimental to a child's body and health,

BELIEVING that it is a fundamental right to be given the chance to grow up educated and free from unneccesary disease, injury, and possible death from industrial work,

ASSERTING that it is immoral and atrocious to force children , by manipulation, authority or raw strength, to work for corporation or state,

Be it hereby resolved that the UN shall guarantee the rights of children to NOT work in any mines, factories, chemical plants or ANY OTHER industrial occupation; moreover, it shall be prohibited for a child to take up labor in such an occupation.

Assuming that you are indeed referring to a kindergarden student by the standard belief of what a kindergarden student is (in other words, a person getting their first bit of education - usually around the age of 5), you are undoubtedly failing to follow this resolution.

Also, considering your national standard of "intelligence" level, I wonder if perhaps your punishment would also be in violation of Resolution 44: Fair Treatment of the Mentally-Ill

Humane Treatment of the Mentally-Ill

Resolved, all countries that are members of UN be required to treat citizens who are mentally-ill humanely.

A mental illness is defined as a psychiatric disorder that results in a disruption in a person's thinking, feeling, moods, and ability to relate to others.

This proposal would include a ban on physical abuse, forcing mentally-ill citizens to perform inhumane tasks, or forcing mentally-ill citizens to live and/or work in inhumane conditions.

Basic services should be offered to all citizens who are mentally-ill.

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On a side note, I would like to ask anyone who has experience with Latin (in particular) if those two names of theories has any logical meaning or if they can determine what these areas are about. I'm certain I could ask the Rogue Nation of Communicatron, but I'm pretty darn sure he just spewed a bunch of BS to begin with and those actual names have no actual meaning to them. If I am mistaken, I would appreciate it.

Several members of our Royal Cabinet who have read the postings by Communicatron have felt a strange sensation: a tugging feeling down around their ankles. Our suspicions were further aroused when we checked this very new nation's page. Can a nation whose national currency is the giblet be serious?

We can't help but wonder. Serious or not, we find Communicatron hilarious.

Hurlbot Barfanger
Ambassador to the United Nations

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron is disgusted by your lack of understanding towards cultural styles other than you own. The simultaneous clinging to the written word as the distinction of classification also makes us feel that we were wrong to consider the responding nations as more than fillibusters and peons!

Those of you who would have simply watched the The Rogue nation of Communicatron video at U.N headquaters would quickly note:

*English is but the 19th most popular language in the Rogue Nation of Communicatron. It's capacity to convey the incredibly deep thoughts of our people has been proven inadequate. Luckily it was a weekend project of one of the local kindergarden classes to learn the language over the weekend.

*The Rogue Nation of Communicatron defines a child as someone under the mental age of gi-normo-genius. It is not associated with your antiquated idea of 1 year old, 2 years old etc etc. The "child" in question was 32 years old in your Earth years. However, due to the U.N resolution, this child is regarded as mentally handicapped. As she can likely be used for nothing else, we were left with no choice other than to vanquish her into the dangerous Snozwallow infested hills of South East Communicatron. ForgottenLands, her likely consumption is on your hands.

*The Giblet is a highly respected currency that compares very favourably to the Euro, Japanese Yen and the laughable U.S dollar.

As a result of your pig like tendencys to brood and roll around in the philosophical mud, we have decided that all nations that have responded to this will be rendered unqualified to further invest in our country and receive any benefits from our futuristic Gamma Ray technology. except for Venerable perhaps if they can pull up their socks.

The Representative of the Armed Republic of Miconta would respectfully like to point to the "resign" button on the UN page.

Two Ecopoeian penpushers on their lunch break.

"I don't know who these nuts are, but I like 'em."

"Yeah. What's on the menu?"

"Giblets."

"Damn budget cuts."

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron is disgusted by your lack of understanding towards cultural styles other than you own. The simultaneous clinging to the written word as the distinction of classification also makes us feel that we were wrong to consider the responding nations as more than fillibusters and peons!

Those of you who would have simply watched the The Rogue nation of Communicatron video at U.N headquaters would quickly note:

I'm sorry - but you see, you are a rather irrelevant nation for my purposes within the UN. There are over 30k nations within the UN and every day, hundreds more join. I have neither the time nor luxury to personally invest the time into learning about every single nation. This discussion is far from relevant as you are currently considered to be a joke, so I have no reason to approach my heavilly overworked intelligence bureau when it would just plain be easier to devote my intelligence forces to issues such as protecting the rights of same-sex couples to marry or drafting a speech for the moderators regarding the actual effects of resolution 110 to try and get them to reverse their current decision.

*English is but the 19th most popular language in the Rogue Nation of Communicatron. It's capacity to convey the incredibly deep thoughts of our people has been proven inadequate. Luckily it was a weekend project of one of the local kindergarden classes to learn the language over the weekend.

From the way the previous posts were worded, I highly doubt that this is the reason for the failings in spelling. Lack of knowledge does not work as an excuse for lack of due attention to your work. Failure to edit your own posts is your fault - and I highly doubt that the spelling errors made by the various people in your nation is from any other problem than lack of attention.

However, I will accept it as an excuse for the minor grammatical errors that I occasionally note.

*The Rogue Nation of Communicatron defines a child as someone under the mental age of gi-normo-genius. It is not associated with your antiquated idea of 1 year old, 2 years old etc etc. The "child" in question was 32 years old in your Earth years. However, due to the U.N resolution, this child is regarded as mentally handicapped. As she can likely be used for nothing else, we were left with no choice other than to vanquish her into the dangerous Snozwallow infested hills of South East Communicatron. ForgottenLands, her likely consumption is on your hands.

I do believe that would be classified as living in inhumane conditions - something that would be considered illegal by Resolution 44. I'm certain I can find other resolutions you would otherwise be defying by making such an action. If you are so desperate to rid yourself of this person, my nation would happilly take this "child" of yours.

*The Giblet is a highly respected currency that compares very favourably to the Euro, Japanese Yen and the laughable U.S dollar.

Does anyone know of the "Japanese Yen" or the "US Dollar" being used in any country?

Anyone got the link to the NS != RL card?

As a result of your pig like tendencys to brood and roll around in the philosophical mud, we have decided that all nations that have responded to this will be rendered unqualified to further invest in our country and receive any benefits from our futuristic Gamma Ray technology. except for Venerable perhaps if they can pull up their socks.

Even if my nation was interested in the Gamma Ray technology (we are not as there are much more pressing matters on our hands - and none of our scientists are truly interested in developing a technology that they can't see an actual value to at this point and time outside military use), I would still refuse to work with a nation that is this high strung and has such a clear record of human rights abuses.

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Again, you have failed to answer the questions I asked about the resolution and what you found to be offensive about them. The fact that this has deteriorated to a defense of your own nation and not about the resolution, I would like to propose that if the Rogue Nation of Communicatron fails to address the questions in the next post, the mods consider this thread irrelevant to the UN and move it to a more appropriate location.

If you fail to address these questions, the inquiry shall be dissolved and all UN "Gnomes" (as they are called by the General Secretary) will be returned to your nation to continue to enforce UN resolutions. It is quite clear that they are badly needed to readminister all UN resolutions in your nation. If you wish to make a serious case about the UN's actions, you must truly specify which actions we are making as an organization or the gnomes are making against your citizens that you are objecting to. Failure to do so makes your nation nothing more than laughable.

Anyone got the link to the NS != RL card?
Just used it in the Technical forum.
http://img137.echo.cx/img137/408/thenotthesamecard5gk.jpg

*The Giblet is a highly respected currency that compares very favourably to the Euro, Japanese Yen and the laughable U.S dollar.

I have asked the head of the Bank of Forgottenlands whether he has ever heard of the Giblet. He laughed and told me to stop playing jokes on him. When I noted that it was the currency in use within your country, he told me he had never heard of such a currency or country. Considering this, I take issue with the belief that the Giblet is highly respected by anyone outside of your own country - just as I am sure the Angel which is used in all three countries commanded by myself (Forgottenlord) is respected by many nations outside my own country. In fact, my region uses the Euro as its standard and rarely takes the Angel into consideration (and when it is, it is only because the Empire of Forgottenlands is the most populous nation within the region).

Please stop passing around false claims.

sceptomectology -- The nearest translation find for this one is dealing with self image visionist -- a person who loves themselves so much they spend hours before a mirror admiring themselves.

pinstropitisamatactics -- dealing with a mental condition that results in a person arguing with themselves for the sake of company.

This comes for the NationStates Univeral Word Definer published in 2029 NS..

(Voice of Vlad T. Hindenschmidt, Deputy ambassador to the UN for the Holy Empire of Gravlen):
"Mmmmm, Giblets... Would you please pass the mustard? The jar over there. On top of the report on the inherent dangers of gamma ray technology.

What? No, the microphone is supposed to be turned off. Would you mind pushing that button? And bring more Giblets while you are standing, please? Thank y"
*click*

Behold the world's new reserve currency:
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/93018/200.jpg

Yeldan do they come in one with dog on it I don't like cats.... or do I need to get a proposal across no cats...

On top of the report on the inherent dangers of gamma ray technology.

Gamma rays are safe. Interocitors are not:

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/Reviews/tie/interburn.jpg

As a result of your pig like tendencys to brood and roll around in the philosophical mud, we have decided that all nations that have responded to this will be rendered unqualified to further invest in our country and receive any benefits from our futuristic Gamma Ray technology. except for Venerable perhaps if they can pull up their socks.

May i require as to why My nation might be looked apon favourably when other nations will not be? Just wondering?

As to the topic, i am afraid i dont care for it any more. Nor do i care for cats or giblets!
I am forced to show my card!

http://show.imagehosting.us/show/521735/15299/user_15299/T0_15299_521735.JPG (http://www.imagehosting.us/index.php?action=show&ident=521735)

May i require as to why My nation might be looked apon favourably when other nations will not be? Just wondering?

As to the topic, i am afraid i dont care for it any more. Nor do i care for cats or giblets!
I am forced to show my card!

I suspected because you sent that person to the furniture factory....:p

I'd like to point out to the U.N.'s resident schoolmarms that thirdgeek uses the U.S. dollar as the standard currency in exchange rates (nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=antarctic%20oasis&exchange=2), so the dollar is used in the NS world on some level. That, and all the nations that bear the title "United States" before their name and use the dollar as their currency. All of those are "U.S. dollars," no? :cool:

As for a "Japanese yen," well this is kind of a Japanese yen (www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=japan) ...

I bow to your point on the USD. However, the Japanese "suedo" Yen is hardly widely recognized....

Gamma rays are safe. Interocitors are not

Yes, you are correct, but who doesn't own an interositer these days?

<Muffled in the background>
Hey, don't you leave me here with the Germans! And where are you going with those Giblets?

I have asked the head of the Bank of Forgottenlands whether he has ever heard of the Giblet. He laughed and told me to stop playing jokes on him. When I noted that it was the currency in use within your country, he told me he had never heard of such a currency or country. Considering this, I take issue with the belief that the Giblet is highly respected by anyone outside of your own country - just as I am sure the Angel which is used in all three countries commanded by myself (Forgottenlord) is respected by many nations outside my own country. In fact, my region uses the Euro as its standard and rarely takes the Angel into consideration (and when it is, it is only because the Empire of Forgottenlands is the most populous nation within the region).

Please stop passing around false claims.


Oh let's not talk about who's currency is valued more than whom (although it's widely known that they only charge you 1 toby for a Forgottenland Steamer, not that I would know).



Anywise, much like that old New Hamilton saying "I just trust a car more if it was built by a happy gay guy rather than a sad 12 year old girl."

Oh let's not talk about who's currency is valued more than whom (although it's widely known that they only charge you 1 toby for a Forgottenland Steamer, not that I would know).



Anywise, much like that old New Hamilton saying "I just trust a car more if it was built by a happy gay guy rather than a sad 12 year old girl."

Value of one's currency is less important that how well recognized it is internationally. The Euro and USD are heavilly recognized throughout the world. The Giblet....not so much....

Value of one's currency is less important that how well recognized it is internationally. The Euro and USD are heavilly recognized throughout the world. The Giblet....not so much....

We actually put them in our Vodka drinks here. But we're kind of Bourgeois like that.

The magnificent council of Communicatroniacs are tired of your better than thou attitude and refusal to acknowledge any other mode of living other than your own. The profoundly awesome populace of ours know that to find answers we must first seek to discover more than we think we know. The Rogue Nation of Communicatron is a member of the U.N, but is also a part of much bigger, more important and extremely more progressive nation conglomerates then the U.N. Yet, we at The Rogue Nation of Communicatron feel it is important that we communicates with all cultures and modes of living that constitue this wonderful planet of....ours. please, if only for the children, try to think outside the bubble you confine yourselves too. Even you, Forgottenlands, are not beyond saviour.

Riddle the Giblet if you want, but remember this day, in a year or two, when your family begs you to take them to the mystical land of Communicatron and you have to say no. And while your genetically infected family furrows their collective brows in a vein effort to understand, you can tell them how your pathetic currency fairs so poorly against the Giblet that it will take seven years of restrictive saving just to get into one of our immaculate Hoverports.

OOC: Welcome to the UN forum, Communicatron. :cool:

OOC: Welcome to the UN forum, Communicatron. :cool:
OOC: Yeah, if I haven't already made it clear, I'll state now: I like what I've seen so far!

The Republic of Planetarians wholeheartedly agrees with you. The libertarian traits that the United Nations has taken must be enforced by individuals who know their country best.

The magnificent council of Communicatroniacs are tired of your better than thou attitude and refusal to acknowledge any other mode of living other than your own.

Oh, I acknowledge it, I just don't think it's right - and in many cases it goes right against the UN resolutions - as your ways of life seem to have done several times thus far.

The profoundly awesome populace of ours know that to find answers we must first seek to discover more than we think we know. The Rogue Nation of Communicatron is a member of the U.N, but is also a part of much bigger, more important and extremely more progressive nation conglomerates then the U.N. Yet, we at The Rogue Nation of Communicatron feel it is important that we communicates with all cultures and modes of living that constitue this wonderful planet of....ours.

For the record - I think you mean "need to communicate" (though I accept that as non-English as a first language).

Also for the record - that's the first nice thing I've seen you say about anyone OTHER than yourself.

please, if only for the children,

I never listen to arguments that start or end that way

try to think outside the bubble you confine yourselves too. Even you, Forgottenlands, are not beyond saviour.

Says who we don't think outside the box? You'd actually be amazed how much of "thinking outside of the box" I do. If I didn't I wouldn't have spent 2 weeks disproving theories about how the UN works - something that I need to get back to so it can go for a final mod ruling.

Riddle the Giblet if you want, but remember this day, in a year or two, when your family begs you to take them to the mystical land of Communicatron and you have to say no.

When the people start thinking of the Giblet and discussing Communicatron, that is when I consider your nation worthy of consideration. However, up until now, your nation was an unknown entity. Your currency was unheard of.

And while your genetically infected family furrows their collective brows in a vein effort to understand, you can tell them how your pathetic currency fairs so poorly against the Giblet that it will take seven years of restrictive saving just to get into one of our immaculate Hoverports.

Where they can be, once again, classified as a child because they aren't intelligent enough - thanks, I'll keep that in mind

Now - let us return to two issues you have yet to address:

1) What happened with that mentally handicapped person? Have they been retrieved from the west and put in a more suitable and safe environment? Or do you plan to leave them there?

2) You continue to not address the resolution at hand. As such, this inquiry has been dissolved and we are ordering UN Gnomes back onto your lands. I feel that as there are issues regarding Human Rights and discussions about one nation in particular and NO actual discussion on the UN resolution, this thread be more appropriate for Internation Incidents board and be moved appropriately.

In response to your Enquiries, the Rogue Nation of Communicatron has no idea what your talking about. If you will simply view our propogan- i mean... realistic showing of life in Communicatron video, you will see that thechildren and the few people of The Rogue Nation of Communicatron that we regard as mentally deficient, spend there days playing with bunny rabbits and eating fairy floss. Obviously, The Rogue Nation of communicatron is the topic of whispered conversation through-out the world and the hallowed halls of the U.N these days. We understand our great mystique among you people.

In response to your Enquiries, the Rogue Nation of Communicatron has no idea what your talking about.


How short the memory of nations are these days about those that they abuse:

The "child" in question was 32 years old in your Earth years. However, due to the U.N resolution, this child is regarded as mentally handicapped. As she can likely be used for nothing else, we were left with no choice other than to vanquish her into the dangerous Snozwallow infested hills of South East Communicatron. ForgottenLands, her likely consumption is on your hands.

How is she doing? Is she still alive? If she isn't, doesn't that indicate that you were not putting her in an adaquetly safe environment as you would be required to by resolution #44?

If you will simply view our propogan- i mean... realistic showing of life in Communicatron video, you will see that thechildren and the few people of The Rogue Nation of Communicatron that we regard as mentally deficient, spend there days playing with bunny rabbits and eating fairy floss.

Aside from the fact that I consider those activities to be demeaning to those citizens and are an inconsiderate use of their skills and intelligence (etc, etc, etc), thus far you have shown absolutely no interest in treating these people with anything close to the level of compassion that you, here, lay claim to. Thus far, you have sent one of these "mentally deficient" people to a furniture factory - and after the International Community questioned whether that was legal, you instead sent her to a location where she was at risk of being eaten. I hardly call that "playing with bunny rabits and eating fairy floss" (unless they do that WHILE they're put in these disgusting situations - in which case, the word propoganda is probably quite accurate, as it fails to note the negatives of such a system).

Obviously, The Rogue Nation of communicatron is the topic of whispered conversation through-out the world and the hallowed halls of the U.N these days. We understand our great mystique among you people.

Mystique? You assume too much. The UN's full analysis of your nation, the recent legislation your nation has passed, the vast change in the landscape of your nation over the past few days, the significant crime situation within your nation, and the various statements you've made here within the UN - not to mention your continued refusal to back up and state your specific problems with Resolution 113 despite the fact that you tried to start an inquiry and boot all UN personnel out of your nation (not to mention that you felt by doing so and creating your own task force, you were setting an example that shall be a "model of eptitude and a model for all the world to reveer" (the former of which isn't even a word and I couldn't find a logical similar word across three dictionaries) yet has failed at doing the work you set it up to do and your nation making up two subjects saying that they are what you are debating these days - tells me EVERYTHING I need to know: your nation, as a whole, is a bunch of arrogant, insolent, moronic ignoramuses who have no clue about the UN, how it functions, how the resolutions operate, nor do they understand what it means to actually treat people fairly or with respect nor what it takes to be considered a nation with any relevance whatsoever (yes - you are still an irrelevant nation). I respond to you only because I get a laugh at your sheer stupidity.

BTW - my intelligence director says that one of our agents who has been monitoring the UN forums did some research when your name came up and discussed it with a fellow intel officer who was assigned to oversee any information gathering regarding your nation. The conclusion drawn between the two is that your comments on these forums and, likewise, your national video are undeniably false compared to the reality of what happens within your nation. In fact, they feel the only truthful things you've said here is that you send those you classify as mentally handicapped to Furniture Factories, you have sent the odd person out into the South East where the average survival rate is under a month, and you indeed have an unusual concept of what a child is - though they feel it is more to limit people's right to vote rather than because their intelligence level is anywhere close to poor.

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron understands that due to its complexity to the cerebully naked eye of itsjealous observers that it is regarded as a paradox wrapped a conundrum. Like a grizzled pervert glowering from it's dark living room at the beautiful people across the ways. Can you really expect to get a good idea, peeking through someones curtains? The Rogue Nation of Communicatron snubs it's nose at such assumptions. You call that feeble minded nincompoop an "intelligence" officer? That foul smelling troglodyte did no more then drink our tea and befoul our fountains! We should send you video footage of his bumbling bufoonery. The Rogue Nation of Communication sees this action paramount to a slap in the face. To use dirty tricks against the Rogue Nation of Communicatron! Your attempts to espionage us and our technology should be lamented if it wern't so laughable. Our Gamma Ray technology wil never fall into such shaky hands! I, for one, move that The Nomadic kircocracy of Forgottenlands be officially reprimanded for instigating such under the table and foul play against the burgeoning, yet small nation of Communicatron!

As for the child in question, i assure she is fine and well, and flourishing in Communicatronland where she spends her time playing with fluffy animals and making macaroni necklaces. ahhhh, we can't seem to dig up any footage of her, but i'm sure the U.N understands and trusts The Rogue Nation of Communicatron at its word.

I would like to thank a fellow nation (who will remain nameless unless it wishes to come foreward) for finally locating definitions for the two topics previously mentioned:

sceptomectology
sceptomectology - n. & adj.
(US skeptic) --n.
1 a person inclined to doubt all accepted opinions; a cynic.
2 a person who doubts the truth of Christianity and other religions.
3 hist. a person who accepts the philosophy of Pyrrhonism.

Pyrrhonism - n.
1 the philosophy of Pyrrho of Elis (c.300 BC), maintaining that certainty of knowledge is unattainable.
2 scepticism; philosophic doubt.


pinstropitisamatactics
pinstropitisamatactics - n.
1 a very narrow stripe in (esp. worsted or serge) cloth.
2 a fabric or garment with this.


So, instead of spending one's time giving the UN your full attention and feeling it is beneath you, your nation prefers to spend its time debating whether certainty of knowledge is unattainable and about.....which piece of cloth is best. I'm sorry, what little credibility you had just vanished into a fit of hilarity.

I suppose certainty of knowledge is unattainable when your people are so certain that they are bright, but have absolutely no actual knowledge

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron realises sometimes that even the most basic concepts of society before us can usually be found to have fault. Thus our continuing interest in sceptomectology. The Rogue Nation of Communicatron finds it quite obvious that many of your simple comments have been fundamentally flawed. Once again The Rogue Nation of Communicatron provides a model for out dated societies such as Forgottenlands...

The Rogue Nation of Communicatron's citizens like to look flashy. Thus, The Rogue Nation of Communicatron continues to revoltionize the fashions of the world with our unmatchable knowledge of matters such as pinstropitisamatactics.

Did.......the.....Rogue.....Nation......of.....Communicatron.....state......this....
slowly.....and......simply.....enough.....?

So mature. It brings joy to my heart knowing that such a mature person is helping those who enjoy Nation States shape their government.

Your sycophantic praise will lead to neither gamma ray techonology or fashion tips, libertaville.

-The Rogue Nation of Communicatron-

H'okay... this has degenerated more than enough...