NationStates Jolt Archive


Nudist on the run

Not Honest People
17-07-2005, 06:49
A SPECIAL PROPOSAL IS IN NEED OF YOUR APPROVAL...

Proposal is named Nudist on the Run.
If you are tired of seeing 300 pound men running wild with their jewels hanging loose,then it's time to take action. It's time to Approve jail time for the walking flashers and castration for those that jail doesn't fix. Lets bring this moral indecency to an end. (Plus I think it would be great if something like this actualy passed!) Please take your time to review my proposal, it isn't very long and not confusing to read. Thank you.

Description: Our Cities and streets are plauged by the indecency of nudists running rampid on our streets.

This Resolution will cause nudists to pay a hefty fine if caught dangling their goods in public.

Repeated attempts to flash their parts will result in confinement in a state penetentiary for a time of no less than 12 months and no more than 2 years.

Convictions of 5 or more indecent exposures will result in castration of said person and/or permanent surveilance to ensure proper clothing is worn.

Before casting your vote, I ask that you keep this in mind:
When you go to the store or walk the beach do you really want to stand behind a 300 pound man letting loose for all the world to see? It's bad enough he's allowed to wear that skimpy thong...
Enn
17-07-2005, 08:40
If you are having trouble with streakers in your nation, well, shouldn't you do something about it yourself rather than just relying on the Compliance Ministry? I fail to see how this is of international importance.
Texan Hotrodders
17-07-2005, 08:50
If you are having trouble with streakers in your nation, well, shouldn't you do something about it yourself rather than just relying on the Compliance Ministry? I fail to see how this is of international importance.

I agree with my colleague from Enn. Perhaps the Not Honest People should write a resolution that bans folks from running nude across international borders into a nation that has not consented to them doing so.

Minister of UN Affairs
Edward Jones
Mikitivity
17-07-2005, 09:17
Perhaps the Not Honest People should write a resolution that bans folks from running nude across international borders into a nation that has not consented to them doing so.

Though that would make it easier to search them. Perhaps a resolution requiring people cross all international borders nude would be an appropriate International Security issue. ;)
Roathin
17-07-2005, 09:25
Greetings.

We of Roathin are concerned about the effect this proposal might have on free trade. The proposal seeks to prevent the display of jewels and other loose goods. We are not concerned at all about the other kinds of display.
Texan Hotrodders
17-07-2005, 09:54
Though that would make it easier to search them. Perhaps a resolution requiring people cross all international borders nude would be an appropriate International Security issue. ;)

Such a tempting proposal idea... :D
Mikitivity
17-07-2005, 19:01
Such a tempting proposal idea... :D

Could be the next Zombie Familiarization Act! :) "Intl. Nudity Reduces Terrorism", it would be one hell of a funny International Security topic. Also, think of limiting it to international political debates. The idea of diplomats all having to strip nude, just in case one of them has a bomb, it just too rich!


RECOGNIZING the fact that diplomats and politicians are full of hot air;

CONCERNED that some of this hot air might be combustible;

FURTHER NOTING that standard pockets could be used to hide small devices such as a book of matches or a zippo lighter;

AWARE that it only takes one terrorist in area rich of diplomats and politicians to sneak in the match or zippo and blow up the entire meeting;

1. REQUIRES all international diplomatic meetings to be conducted in the nude;

2. DECLARES that matches and zippo lighters are not necessary to national self defense; <-- just for you :D

3. REQUESTS that security personnel at international diplomatic meetings hold any nude diplomats belongs until such time that they are prepared to leave and redress;

etc.
Yelda
17-07-2005, 19:21
.. it would be one hell of a funny International Security topic. Also, think of limiting it to international political debates. The idea of diplomats all having to strip nude, just in case one of them has a bomb, it just too rich!
The Yeldan delegation will now strip in the name of International Security.