NationStates Jolt Archive

Category: Recreational Drug Use
Strength: The damned pink elephants won't leave me alone!
Proposed by: DemonLard... DamenLord... Whatever the hell my screenname is.

Description: RECOGNIZING the importance of removing violent criminals from society,

NOT GIVING A DAMN about those who are silly enough to think criminals are people,

NOTING that I am your goddess and know the best ways of running your nation,

The UN hereby declares:

1. All criminals will be put to death immediately after conviction.

2. During voting of this resolution, the "Vote Against" button will be disabled.

3. Any nation who disagrees with this will be ejected from the UN, with their leaders put to death.

4. Just for the hell of it, one citizen a year, chosen at random, will be put to death.

5. In recognition for the greatness of this resolution, all citizens of every UN nation must tithe 30% of their income to my nation.

5a. UN membership is now mandatory.

6. Max Barry is hereby ordered to sign over ownership of the franchise and call himself, on international TV, a "widdle poopy head."

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 147 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Jun 28 2005

Please support my proposal.

The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders wishes it to be known that a rating of 9.9 out of 10 has been bestowed upon this proposal in the category of humor, and its author is presented with a small medal indicating our appreciation at your contributions to our amusement.

;)

And just FYI, folks: this effect after just one bottle! - and we sell it by the case!

:D

Vastiva, where even humor is profitable...


Category: Recreational Drug Use
Strength: The damned pink elephants won't leave me alone!
Proposed by: DemonLard... DamenLord... Whatever the hell my screenname is.

Description: RECOGNIZING the importance of removing violent criminals from society,

NOT GIVING A DAMN about those who are silly enough to think criminals are people,

NOTING that I am your goddess and know the best ways of running your nation,

The UN hereby declares:

1. All criminals will be put to death immediately after conviction.

2. During voting of this resolution, the "Vote Against" button will be disabled.

3. Any nation who disagrees with this will be ejected from the UN, with their leaders put to death.

4. Just for the hell of it, one citizen a year, chosen at random, will be put to death.

5. In recognition for the greatness of this resolution, all citizens of every UN nation must tithe 30% of their income to my nation.

5a. UN membership is now mandatory.

6. Max Barry is hereby ordered to sign over ownership of the franchise and call himself, on international TV, a "widdle poopy head."

Approvals: 0

Status: Lacking Support (requires 147 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Jun 28 2005

Please support my proposal.

It would be even funnier if it (or something like it) weren't proposed every day by some newb. Still, we appreciate the satire, DLE.

Come on - you didn't try to re-implement 3 different resolutions - pathetic :P

(Thanks for the laugh)

:D Oh man, thats funny. We want more!

In the time honored DLE tradition, I will now shred this.

Category: Recreational Drug Use
Strength: The damned pink elephants won't leave me alone!
Proposed by: DemonLard... DamenLord... Whatever the hell my screenname is.
Boilerplate.

Description: RECOGNIZING the importance of removing violent criminals from society,We have no criminals in my societity because we use them to power our DEAT Star class ship.

NOT GIVING A DAMN about those who are silly enough to think criminals are people,Grr. Argh.

NOTING that I am your goddess and know the best ways of running your nation,We outlawed religion. And since I'm 897 light years away from you, and the final 800 light years of that trip look like a Grimtooth's Traps collection exploded, you'll never get close enough to me. Nyah Nyah.

The UN hereby declares:

1. All criminals will be put to death immediately after conviction.Boilerplate.

2. During voting of this resolution, the "Vote Against" button will be disabled.

3. Any nation who disagrees with this will be ejected from the UN, with their leaders put to death.Game Mechanics, you fool.

4. Just for the hell of it, one citizen a year, chosen at random, will be put to death.My personal Giga-Pulse-Plasma-Annihilation-Thingie will vaporize your nation, the planet it's on, as well as that particular galactic cluster if you try this.

5. In recognition for the greatness of this resolution, all citizens of every UN nation must tithe 30% of their income to my nation.If you can get through the aforementioned 1000 light years of weapons, traps, black holes, and $tech.

5a. UN membership is now mandatory.Boilerplate.

6. Max Barry is hereby ordered to sign over ownership of the franchise and call himself, on international TV, a "widdle poopy head."That's nice, but I won't be able to see it. I suggest that you make him do it on the Pan-Galactic-Hyper-Ultra-Universal-Network, so that those of us who exist in different realities can watch it too. Other wise, I will be forced to send my 14,000 ship-strong fleet to intimidate the hell out of you.

And to call you a nerd.

So there.

Please support my proposal.You should be shot. Your proposal sucks and clearly doesn't take into account my ultra-high tech. And if it did, I'd make a stone age puppet. RAAARGH!

In the time honored DLE tradition, I will now shred this.

Boilerplate.

We have no criminals in my societity because we use them to power our DEAT Star class ship.

Grr. Argh.

We outlawed religion. And since I'm 897 light years away from you, and the final 800 light years of that trip look like a Grimtooth's Traps collection exploded, you'll never get close enough to me. Nyah Nyah.

Boilerplate.

Game Mechanics, you fool.

My personal Giga-Pulse-Plasma-Annihilation-Thingie will vaporize your nation, the planet it's on, as well as that particular galactic cluster if you try this.

If you can get through the aforementioned 1000 light years of weapons, traps, black holes, and $tech.

Boilerplate.

That's nice, but I won't be able to see it. I suggest that you make him do it on the Pan-Galactic-Hyper-Ultra-Universal-Network, so that those of us who exist in different realities can watch it too. Other wise, I will be forced to send my 14,000 ship-strong fleet to intimidate the hell out of you.

And to call you a nerd.

So there.

You should be shot. Your proposal sucks and clearly doesn't take into account my ultra-high tech. And if it did, I'd make a stone age puppet. RAAARGH!


Now THAT'S funny!

In the time honored DLE tradition, I will now shred this.

Boilerplate.

We have no criminals in my societity because we use them to power our DEAT Star class ship.

Grr. Argh.

We outlawed religion. And since I'm 897 light years away from you, and the final 800 light years of that trip look like a Grimtooth's Traps collection exploded, you'll never get close enough to me. Nyah Nyah.

Boilerplate.

Game Mechanics, you fool.

My personal Giga-Pulse-Plasma-Annihilation-Thingie will vaporize your nation, the planet it's on, as well as that particular galactic cluster if you try this.

If you can get through the aforementioned 1000 light years of weapons, traps, black holes, and $tech.

Boilerplate.

That's nice, but I won't be able to see it. I suggest that you make him do it on the Pan-Galactic-Hyper-Ultra-Universal-Network, so that those of us who exist in different realities can watch it too. Other wise, I will be forced to send my 14,000 ship-strong fleet to intimidate the hell out of you.

And to call you a nerd.

So there.

You should be shot. Your proposal sucks and clearly doesn't take into account my ultra-high tech. And if it did, I'd make a stone age puppet. RAAARGH!
I've been waiting for someone to do that.http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/Smilies/laugh.gifhttp://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/Smilies/laugh.gifhttp://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/Smilies/laugh.gif

This proposal is a reminder that we need to relax at times and look at what we are trying to do... The topic is serious enough and some fools will come in here agree with it only in part as they don't read it in full. As I've been reading issues before the UN now for only a short while find it refreshing to see one well constructed with thought. However it's a prime example of how one is tricked into approving one things and another is hidden in the small print. To the author of this I give thanks for doing it,, and will send the 23,876,231 pintas to you unless you prefer one of these which currently you can purchase for this amount.. in any world market...
1) 1 ounce of peanut oil 2) 2 red worms large 3) 1 lava rock from Snake Beach 4) 5 grains of dandriff ... if you should choose this please include 57,812,340 pintas to handle shipping.. as that not included in cost... On the TV... we banned him here years ago as we only allow Wachy Duck Cartoons in black white to be shown by our national TV syndicate...

PUB ACTION!
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There goes my Free beer for everyone proposal

*bows to both DLE and Hack* Where's the tip jar?

*bows to both DLE and Hack* Where's the tip jar?
You can leave it with...

THE VIKINGS!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Silly%20Things/vikings_01.jpg

Uh ... guys ... I just came in here to ask if anyone's driving a red SUV with California plates? Um, you've left your lights on ... um ...

Uh ... guys ... I just came in here to ask if anyone's driving a red SUV with California plates? Um, you've left your lights on ... um ...

Apologees for that. I shall turn them off immediately. We would like it noted we are using bio diesel to power our SUV, in accordance with the Hydrogen powered cars proposal (We burn the hydrogen in the bio diesel molecules).

What a silly thread this is. But rather amusing.

We would like it noted we are using bio diesel to power our SUV, in accordance with the Hydrogen powered cars proposal (We burn the hydrogen in the bio diesel molecules).

We burn Majahuna in our vehicles.

It would be even funnier if it (or something like it) weren't proposed every day by some newb. Still, we appreciate the satire, DLE.


This is the line that I love. Did you see DLE's post count? ;)

THe whole thing is hilarious. Way to go. :)