New in the nations
I have join the UN and I just wanted to introduce myself, I'm looking to make great friends and help out in anyway possible
Kuddus to all!
The Strangers' Bar always needs some extra elbows* propping it up! Meet Neville Notthatone Chamberlain, Barlord, and Violet Bracket, Barmaid; greet the shy alien who lives in the rafters; but be discreet with your fellow delegates, they're not as think as you drunk they are.*
*1 (Or any other appropriate appendage with any covering -- feathers, fur or fins, scales or skin or exo-skeletons.)
*2 Practically anything gets a laugh in the Bar. It may be old to you, but it's scintillating wit in Peioriaplanet.
Oh, and be careful in the UN building. Random experiments with altering physics have caused the space/time the building exists in to become unstable, resulting in beings of madness and chaos to be able to freely roam the halls. That's part of why the security forces tend to drive people insane.
Beyond that, be careful. Some maniac is running around setting delegates on fire.
Welcome! Can we take your coat? How about your hat? How about your wallet?
Well, can't blame someone for trying... anyways, welcome to the UN!
Welcome, bear in mind that office space is limited here in the building so you probably won't be getting an actual office anytime soon. Your best bet for now is to find an unclaimed spot and stake your claim.
Kuddus to all!
That is almost exactly what those agroterrorists said when they planted kudzu all over the lands outside our boundaries. We shudder a little. But we welcome you all the same.