NationStates Jolt Archive


Unfortunate events

The Draconis Legions
08-05-2005, 22:05
Dear members of the UN,

While it pains us greatly we of The Draconis Legions must, regrettably, withdraw our application for addmittance to your orginization. This application was sent due to a clerical error resulting from the recent attempt to impliment a nation wide network of an internationally trained secretarial staff.
Although we may wish to join your illustrious institution in the future, the application was premature and was not ratified by the ruling council. Our most sincere apologies.

We would like to note that the offending parties have been dealt with in a most befitting manner for thier lack of respect and the disruption of The Draconis Legions' continuing struggle for the heriditary rights of Platypi farming in the Great Ash Fields.

Signed,
The Viceroy of Internal Affiars
Vastiva
09-05-2005, 06:30
I get his desk - we need firewood. And the chair.
Flibbleites
09-05-2005, 06:34
Good I was in the market for a new couch, thanks for leaving it Vastiva.
Vastiva
09-05-2005, 06:48
We tried burning a couch. Ended up needing a new ceiling fan. And a new ceiling.
Powerhungry Chipmunks
09-05-2005, 07:40
Dear members of the UN,

While it pains us greatly we of The Draconis Legions must, regrettably, withdraw our application for addmittance to your orginization.

-snip-


"Leb' wohl, du kühnes, herrliches Kind!
Du meines Herzens heiligster Stolz!
Leb' wohl! Leb' wohl! Leb' wohl!"
Cobdenia
09-05-2005, 10:28
I bagsy his secretary...
Engineering chaos
09-05-2005, 15:14
I bagsy his secretary...
Fine, but I must warn you that he's called Bernard
Claverton
09-05-2005, 15:18
Ha! I take his office! Mornington Crescent!
Fatus Maximus
09-05-2005, 18:18
Dibs on any donuts hidden in the desk drawers!
Frisbeeteria
09-05-2005, 18:40
I think we've worn this one out by now.