Im New & Im taking over
Yo Mofos!! I am a new country in the UN here aight, & im this is a hostile take ova. If you gotta porblem wit me ill mess your country up, like the US did to Japan yo! This is my house, & if u dont like it get the fuk out
We beg you to reconsider. While our country doesn't have a particularly large army, others here have armies larger than your entire population. We foresee that your token gesture of claiming the UN as your own will not do you much good.
Well kid, I've been around for a while and seen this many times before. A young nation comes in thinking he's bad and tries to fuck with hundreds of nations who are larger than he is and actually know what they're doing. Not like you can do anything to them anyway, seeing as we can just fire off the old IGNORE cannons and make like it never happened. What I suggest is that you read the stickies in all the forums and familiarize yourself with the rules before popping off like that.
Mr. Jones reveals his hand...
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