NationStates Jolt Archive

From this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416725) originally…

More will be forthcoming. Play them at your own risk. Know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em. ;)

The “Read the Stickies” Card

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/9943/readthestickies5la.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “Read the Damn FAQ” Card

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/2601/readthefaq5yd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “M.O.S.S. Proposal” Card

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/9274/mossproposal8ky.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “Popularity” Card:

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/2669/popularitycard0hx.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “Expert” Card:

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/8772/theexpertcard7qo.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “Seniority” Card:

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/7615/senioritycard7pd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “Illegal Proposal” Card

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/7448/illegalproposal2yd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “National Sovereignty” Card

http://img112.echo.cx/img112/1306/natsovcard7yg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The “Sticky Author” Card:

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/1351/stickyauthorcard8is.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Couldn't add images to post because there is a limit on the number of images you can use in each post.

Here's the rest of the cards:

The “Resolution Author” Card:

http://img75.echo.cx/img75/4021/resolutionauthorcard6ir.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Economy" Card

http://img216.echo.cx/img216/5885/theeconomycard9be.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Immunity" Card

http://img216.echo.cx/img216/7818/theimmunitycard6hd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Morality" Card

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/2839/themoralitycard1dh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Apathy" Card

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/3207/theapathycard8hl.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Redundancy" Card

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/4139/theredundancycard8bg.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Spellchecker" Card

http://img139.echo.cx/img139/7872/thespellcheckcard6fh.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Debate Style" Card

http://img137.echo.cx/img137/6695/thedebatestylecard9ya.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

The "Moderator" Card (aka Ace of Mod)

http://img77.echo.cx/img77/5661/themoderatorcard4ft.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Oooh! We approve!

Oooh! We approve!

Thank you. :) I have two more up now, the "Economy" card and the "Immunity" card.

Edit: Presenting...

The "Not the Same" Card

http://img137.echo.cx/img137/408/thenotthesamecard5gk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

You beauty.

Could you make the "Ping Pong Debate" card?

And then I'd like the "I can't see you" card, for players that insist upon violating the forum rules on soft ignores.

Excellent, excellent. I can't remember the last time I've been so impressed.

Texan Hotrodders, you have way too much time on your hands, my friend. that being said, good set. i think the Illegal and Read The Stickies cards would be used by myself alot. oh yeah, you missed one: the Read The Damn Rules card

edit

also, a Been Tried a Million Times and Failed card as well

I think that the "Read the Damn FAQ" covers that.

If i had them i would Use them!

The Demonlordenigma Bordom rating Card would be a Beauty!

Super Idea Tex.

If i had them i would Use them!

The Demonlordenigma Bordom rating Card would be a Beauty!

Super Idea Tex.
i was thinking of a DLE card, but trying to think of a meaning.... the one i thought of was 'stupid stupid person, your country is now glassed'

i was thinking of a DLE card, but trying to think of a meaning.... the one i thought of was 'stupid stupid person, your country is now glassed'
Lol Glassed! I remember DLE threatened somone with that after i was only here a couple of days. When i posted that i didnt understand she was surprisingly gentle with her reply to this n00b. :D

Lol Glassed! I remember DLE threatened somone with that after i was only here a couple of days. When i posted that i didnt understand she was surprisingly gentle with her reply to this n00b. :D
DLE is female??? i thought she was a guy!!!
*runs for cover*

I was shocked when I first learned as well.

DLE is female??? i thought she was a guy!!!
*runs for cover*
I think it's safe to say that DLE roleplays a female roleplaying being a cyborg male. Beyond that, I'm not placing any bets.

There is already a DLE card. The Nine of Immunity. (Suit of Techwank)

Texan, you forgot the Ace of MOD.

Texan, you forgot the Ace of MOD.
*gasp*

The forever invincible trump card!

*holy music playing in the background*

Can I use the "Resolution Author" card? Or are you going to design a weaker "Repeal Author" card?

How about a "Why won't this idea die?" card, perfect for use when someone proposes banning nukes, or any other dumb idea that pops up on a semi-regular basis

How about a "Why won't this idea die?" card, perfect for use when someone proposes banning nukes, or any other dumb idea that pops up on a semi-regular basis
i think that would be my 'tried a million times and failed' card. if not, would it cover the amount of stupid repeals that we have too?

i think that would be my 'tried a million times and failed' card. if not, would it cover the amount of stupid repeals that we have too?
Either way, we need it.

Other ideas (I'd make 'em myself if allowed and told the font used):

10 - You could, but then I'll invade.
J - This again?!
Q - No RL references!
K - Already covered!

MOD (Trumps everything else)

yes! i like the Q suggestion krioval. i swear sometimes ppl dont get the nature of nationstates

If we might suggest:

"Think of the Children!"

and

"Morally, we MUST...."

If we might suggest:

"Think of the Children!"

and

"Morally, we MUST...."
with that last one, if i ever saw it, i would instantly be against the proposal

Where is that fruitloopy overzealot when you need him....

Ace - I don't give a shit.

To be used against moralizing, preaching, irrelevancy, or just about anything else that is legal but downright obnoxious, yet not killable on specific principle.

Example of its usage:

Blah blah blah...

...think of the children!

Drop the ace.

wish i could drop the ace on the current one...

How about a "Run it through a bloody Word Processor!"

I think that could be useful...

Hm. Ace of Spades: "I killed your proposal."

I'm missing the "I kill you with sniper smilies" card ;)

Dear sweet jumpin' Jesus! That's a lot of suggestions. I'll do what I can. :)

Can I use the "Resolution Author" card? Or are you going to design a weaker "Repeal Author" card?

You can use the "Resolution Author" card if you're a repeal author, yes.

"Apathy" and "Redundancy" cards are up.

"Morality" and "Moderator" cards are up.

i am a Resolution author card. (http://img75.echo.cx/img75/4021/resolutionauthorcard6ir.jpg) You can use the "Resolution Author" card if you're a repeal author, yes.

As an author of a resolution. i would throw a "snootilly POOpoohin your idea" card in here. I know i speak fo all the resolution authors when i say that a repealer is the enemy! :p

an eeny weeny point !

Shouldnt the cards be reversable top and bottom? Axial Symmetry i believe is called. Seen as though they're modeled on playing cards.

Hey! the let me make an eeny weeny point card!

lol

Yes! I believe I am the first to use the Redundancy Card!

(Check the latest Nuclear Disarmament thread)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/temp/dealer-button.jpg

thank you.. O THANK YOU TEX!
that is for the redundancy card.... that would get used overtime!!! (i wonder if that would violate the 40 hrs res....)

"Think it through"

and

"This IS NOT the Real UN!"

and

"The UN may not have..."

and

"Read the Past Resolutions"

and

"It's been tried before"

read faq and read stickies would cover the 2nd to last one, vas
redundancy could cover the last one

"Shut up, Chatspeaker"

"HOW old are you?"

"Ping-Pong Alert"

"HiJack!"

I need to fix myself up some diamond shaped logical fallacy cards, like:

Ad Hominem Abusive
"I may eat puppies, but that doesn't make me wrong"

How about a "Use Real Words" card?

How about a "Use Real Words" card?

covered by spellchecker.

I guess you're right. It's just that if I see someone use the term "agreeance" one more time I think I'll punch my monitor.

I guess you're right. It's just that if I see someone use the term "agreeance" one more time I think I'll punch my monitor.
well, install a spell checker on the boards for christs sake. i cant run every post through word befor posting it....

Ah, excellent. I can see these being put to good use.

I guess you're right. It's just that if I see someone use the term "agreeance" one more time I think I'll punch my monitor.
I am in Agreeance with narg on this one! :D

I've looked over the suggestions, and plan to do a "This is not the real-life UN" card and a "Your Debate Style Sucks" card.

Edit: The "Debate Style" Card is up.

Edit: The "Not the Same" Card is up.

Sticky!!!!

:D

What about a ModBomb card, with nothing more than a mushroom cloud on't? It's alway good to curry flavour - sorry, favour.

What about a ModBomb card, with nothing more than a mushroom cloud on't? It's alway good to curry flavour - sorry, favour.
This would be covered under this card.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/themoderatorcard.jpg

Note that I'm not a mod, I'm just showing the card.

I've just thought, do these add up to 52? 'cos I smell a profitable merchandising sideline here.

'Course they don't; what am I thinking? But If they do reach a full deck, maybe you should put them all to scale on one file, for NS nerds to use. Not that I just want a set, at all. Obviously ;)

How about a "DEATH TO SMILEYS!" card?

Are these copywrited? And, if so, can we produce a set with naked women on them?

How about a "DEATH TO SMILEYS!" card?
Seconded! Especially the ones with machine guns...

:mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

Yeah, they're annoying aren't they?

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Are these copywrited? And, if so, can we produce a set with naked women on them?


.... I just don't know how to answer that one, but I want a set. :D

i think that would be my 'tried a million times and failed' card. if not, would it cover the amount of stupid repeals that we have too?

As long as there is a marijuana leaf on the card, I'm all for it ;)

I also want to know where we can order a physical copy of this deck?

I thought I'd try my hand at making one of these and since this frequent statement has not been made into a card, I give you the Another Useless Committee card.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/AnotherUselessCommittee.JPG

Oooh!!!! Yeaaahhhh!!!!!

I think for this one we need a picture of a dollar bill over a trashcan.

I thought I'd try my hand at making one of these and since this frequent statement has not been made into a card, I give you the Another Useless Committee card.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/AnotherUselessCommittee.JPG


Ahahaha! I love it! :D

Anything Bob can do i could do better if i was arsed! :)

http://www.imagehosting.us/imagehosting/showimg.jpg/?id=580728

OOC. why cant i use the attachment facility????? :headbang:

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Shouldn't there be a "Please post the text of this resolution" card?

Already is, from the first page of the thread:
http://img112.echo.cx/img112/9274/mossproposal8ky.jpg

now that I've found the origin of "reshuffle"...




BUMP!!

BUMP!!

I believe you meant to say

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/9611/crad44wu.png

hehe... yes... yes I did...

Sticky!!!!

:D

I second that emotion!

Damn. Two of the cards I made aren't showing. I'll have to re-host them when I have more time.

Damn. Two of the cards I made aren't showing. I'll have to re-host them when I have more time.

please, i will be happy to add them in the pack:)
http://test256.free.fr/cards.htm

Damn. Two of the cards I made aren't showing. I'll have to re-host them when I have more time.
Or, I'll just put up the copies I have hosted.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/thenotthesamecard.jpg
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/thedebatestylecard.jpg

Edit: And don't ask me why the second one isn't showing up, I don't have a clue. All I'm being told is that the image contains errors, and I can't figure out why.

Do you mean the debate style one? Cause it's showing up fine from here.

Do you mean the debate style one? Cause it's showing up fine from here.
Huh, that's odd, it's not showing up on my computer. Oh well.