Tickle My Elmo
18-04-2005, 18:05
:sniper: :mp5: i need people to join my collision i am massing a force to take this pathetic world i wish i could invade your countries for real :sniper: :mp5: any one wanna stop me? :upyours: i thought so
DemonLordEnigma
18-04-2005, 18:11
"Sir, some idiot is threatening to invade the world. And a very small one at that. Your orders?" Nervana asked.
"Well, damn it. Every time I think I've destroyed them all, another one pops up. Fuck it, let's make an example of this one," Nergal said, stepping back into the control chamber.
Five minutes later, 5000 antimatter bombs, all set to explode after one second, appeared inside Tickle My Elmo. Nergal, knowing the nation could not possibly survive, smiled and went back to what he was doing. He was sad, however, that his popcorn went cold from dealing with all of these idiots.
:sniper: :mp5: i need people to join my collision i am massing a force to take this pathetic world i wish i could invade your countries for real :sniper: :mp5: any one wanna stop me? :upyours: i thought so
OOC: Not another pathetic spammer....
IC:
A massive rift opens above the Tickle My Elmo....
The 3060 meter long, 650 meter high and 1200 meter width TRSS Odin emerges from the rift.....
The vessels slowly descends onto the capitol building, and crushes it...
Onboard the bridge....
"Damnit..." exclaims Vice Admiral Stratiou, "Helm, I told you to practice your parallel parking techniques!"
Frisbeeteria
18-04-2005, 18:15
i need people to join my collision
* whips out ticket book *
* writes ticket for illegal left turn in a Coalition Zone *
* locks up offender and vehicle in impound yard *
"Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along."