NationStates Jolt Archive


Finally a proposal I can support.

Randian Philsophers
10-02-2005, 18:23
Originally Posted by Dress Code Proposal
Description: Given the great number of government workers, including those of the United Nations, working around the world to further the benefits of the masses: it would seem reasonable to make all those working in a government or UN position wear a specific piece of identification that would allow them to be recognized in the public.

We cannot simply allow our Presidents, Prime Ministers, Chancellors, and Emperors for Life to be the only figures the public would recognize. Many others are involved in the processes of legislation, and all should be approachable.

It is the proposal of the Sultanate of Luther Dormitories, a dwelling of many students all demanding the ability to identify those who represent them in government, that the following dress code be put in place:

-All those employed in any Government sector must wear a pink tutu in public. Pink is an attractive, vibrant colour that quickly draws attention.
-All those employed in the United Nations must wear a blue tutu, this is to differentiate them from local government agents and armed forces, UN workers will soon be known no longer as "casque bleues" but as "tutus bleues"
-Depending on the wing of the government, additional uniforms may be put in place, such as stockings worn around the head for the Treasury, camoflaged tights for the army, beach sandals for the Education departments, and bear fur capes for the Justice Department. The possibilities for each nation is endless. Tattoos, glo-worms, and more can all be included!
-These uniforms should be friendly in design, if you are a Democracy, you want your people to be confident enough to step up to you and ask for change. If you are a Dictatorship, you want your people to be confident enough to step up to you and ask for change...so you may execute them for being the treacherous scum that they are.

Just think, you are already the most powerful man in your country, does a frilly pink outfit make you anyless significant? No! It means you are proud of who you are and don't care about social climates...besides...look at your local court judge, chances are he hasnt kept up with the cultural styles, why should you? Identify yourself in the crowd with a frilly pink tutu!



Anybody involved in the bureaucractic, bloated, freedom robbing legislation produced by most governments and the UN should be readily identified.
TilEnca
10-02-2005, 18:46
So we just make the government a business named "Rulers R Us" and it ceases to be the government, instead it becomes a group of people who have more power than the other people.

No one in my nation works for the UN, so I can't see how this proposal would affect us at all.
McGonagall
10-02-2005, 19:12
Our delegate who does not work for the UN has been asked to pass your ideas on to the NSUN Gnomes who do work for the NSUN. We are sure they will appreciate all your thoughtfulness and hard work and reward you appropriately.
RomeW
10-02-2005, 20:10
No. Besides the fact it's a human rights violation (restricts expression and the right of governments being able to choose what's appropriate for their employees), it's nonsensical (Tutus? Please). Besides, our Delegate loves his flipflops...
DemonLordEnigma
10-02-2005, 21:29
At this time, DLE clothmakers are confused as to what a "tutu" is. We're currently in the process of trying to glean the information from satellites, but for some reason they keep blowing up.

And, while funny, note that not all species in the UN wear clothes. Or need them, for that matter.
Liberal Weiners
10-02-2005, 22:58
Proposal's like this are the precise reason I use a puppet as my UN nation. The scary part is, if this proposal got in, it'd have a 95% chance of passing. Although he does make a good point about the UN.
RomeW
11-02-2005, 09:39
At this time, DLE clothmakers are confused as to what a "tutu" is. We're currently in the process of trying to glean the information from satellites, but for some reason they keep blowing up.

Your clothmakers should count themselves lucky....
Vastiva
11-02-2005, 10:51
Proposal's like this are the precise reason I use a puppet as my UN nation. The scary part is, if this proposal got in, it'd have a 95% chance of passing. Although he does make a good point about the UN.

What point? Nutbars can make proposals?
The Most Glorious Hack
11-02-2005, 12:10
Deleted for Proposal Rule violations.

Yeah, big surprize.
Liberal Weiners
11-02-2005, 17:14
What point? Nutbars can make proposals?

No, just that there are a lot of unecessary proposals, or proposals that increase bureaucracy.
Jungle Fowl
12-02-2005, 11:53
This resolution appears good to me. But UN is not appearing good to me.