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I have proposed a Resolution that will solve the world's problems. Regimented, state sanctioned cannibalism. Support the WORLD CANNIBALISM FUND.

I have one word for this:

BUH!

By sacrificing 1 out of every 100,000 of your citizens, we can curb overpopulation and put an end to hunger. Support the WORLD CANNIBALISM FUND.

By sacrificing 1 out of every 100,000 of your citizens, we can curb overpopulation and put an end to hunger. Support the WORLD CANNIBALISM FUND.
How about we sacrifice you and see how that works out. Medium rare please, with baked potato.

How about we sacrifice you and see how that works out. Medium rare please, with baked potato.

WELL SAID! :)

Why is it so hard for people to post their proposals here in the forum so we don't have to go looking for it.

But since I saw this proposal in the list
WORLD CANNIBALISM FUND

A resolution to reduce income inequality and increase basic welfare.


Category: Social Justice


Strength: Significant


Proposed by: United Libertaria

Description: THE WORLD CANNIBALISM: A REMEDY TO SOCIAL INJUSTICE AND MOVEMENT TOWARDS A SUSTAINABLE BIOSPHERE OF HUMANITY.

RESOLVED: The world currently faces two pressing issues which will drive our global peoples to the point of extinction. These two issues are the threat of overpopulation and the threat of mass starvation.

PROPOSED: All member states of the United Nations shall be required to implement an egalitarian lottery system, the purpose of which is to determine individuals who will be sacrificed to a centralized global system of food processing. Each nation will be required to produce 1 out of every 100,000 citizens to be developed into consumable foodstuffs for poorer nations or those nations afflicted by drought and/or natural phenomenon which interferes with natural agricultural cycles.
Once each specimen of human consumables is processed, their matter will be supplemented with a type of filler additive which will be derived as a by-product of soybeans or lentils. This will require monetary support for farm subsidies to assist the expansion of soybean production and lentil production.

POLICY: Establishemnt Of The WORLD CANNIBALISM FUND and the SOYLENT AGRICULTURE INITIATIVE OVERSIGHT COUNCIL.

I have just one thing to say, "It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!"

Spam is made out of people.

So are pokemon dolls and cabbage patch kids...Chinese orphans...

How is this going to solve the world hunger problem if it's only one out of a hundred thousand people? I myself eat three to four people a day. From other countries, of course. It seems moderately amoral, but that's a sacrifice my citizens are willing to make.

How is this going to solve the world hunger problem if it's only one out of a hundred thousand people? I myself eat three to four people a day. From other countries, of course. It seems moderately amoral, but that's a sacrifice my citizens are willing to make.
I wish my citizens were compassionate enough to sacrifice foreigners. I usually have to raid unclaimed worlds for my culinary desires.

Ok, just joking. But we really do have legalized cannibalism in Nargopia, so if you're visiting, I advise you to try it. I hear it's an excellent year for the Redhead Wine.

What I would like to know is, why are people getting proposal ideas form movies lately, first there was the caligula prostitution act (taken from a porn movie) and now this one, ripped right out of the movie Soylent Green.

How about we sacrifice you and see how that works out. Medium rare please, with baked potato.

OOC: I've heard humans taste like chicken. Not that I'd want to try...

OOC: I've heard humans taste like chicken. Not that I'd want to try...

More like salty bland pork.

You've also not taken into account the health risks. People are not meant to eat people. It has all sorts of side effects.

Remember the BSE (sp? aka Mad Cow Disease) scare in Britain that transferred to humans? The disease was caused by adding cow offal into cow food.

More like salty bland pork.

Erm...okay.

no thanks, i wouldn't fancy walking into a restaurant and finding human on the menu...no matter how it would taste just the thought would put you of. Plus, i'd rather not be eaten lol

What I would like to know is, why are people getting proposal ideas form movies lately, first there was the caligula prostitution act (taken from a porn movie) and now this one, ripped right out of the movie Soylent Green.
Don't forget the Global Library. The author of that actually quoted the movie to bolster his argument though. This would've been funny if it hadn't passed.

Social justice? HOw is letting people eat other people social justice? What about the social justice of the person being eaten?

lol.... this is a funny proposal :P

You've also not taken into account the health risks. People are not meant to eat people. It has all sorts of side effects.

Remember the BSE (sp? aka Mad Cow Disease) scare in Britain that transferred to humans? The disease was caused by adding cow offal into cow food.

It was specifically caused by the brains. However, humanity has a long history of cannibalism without as many harmful side-effects as what the cows suffered (certain tribes in many areas have survived for centuries or even thousands of years while being cannibalistic or outright cannibals). The reason has yet to be explained, and all of the problems found by science recently can be explained away as side-effects of all of the poisons people put in their bodies these days.

Besides, not all people in NS are of the same species. People in my nation can eat humans without a problem at all.

Besides, not all people in NS are of the same species. People in my nation can eat humans without a problem at all.
That's why I always douse my insubordinate ambassadors with barbeque sauce before sending them over on diplomatic missions.

(By the way, you're welcome) :D

I always wondered why you were sending them to die. My people thank you.