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Nukes B Gone

Northern Nukeland
29-01-2005, 21:25
Its more than just a catch resolution name. It is life and death. Approve my resolution. Aprove Nuke B Gone and you can rest safely in your beds at night.
Asshelmetta
29-01-2005, 21:31
I will never support any proposal from anybody in The 3rd Reich.

Go away, Sean.
Asshelmetta
29-01-2005, 21:33
Its more than just a catch resolution name. It is life and death. Approve my resolution. Aprove Nuke B Gone and you can rest safely in your beds at night.
p.s. just claiming you have nukes isn't good enough.

back off, or i'll show you what real nukes can do to a small nation in this game.
Cascadia Atlanticus
29-01-2005, 22:05
p.s. just claiming you have nukes isn't good enough.

back off, or i'll show you what real nukes can do to a small nation in this game.

I would like to see the text of the submitted proposal (so try not to nuke that nation, at least until they manage to post their proposal here).
Kryozerkia
29-01-2005, 22:15
I'd nuke the puny nation that suggested this, but it's a waste of a perfectly good nuke.
Northern Nukeland
30-01-2005, 02:30
Here is the text of the proposal.

Nuclear war is a scary thought and we have a responsibility to stop it if possible. I propose all nations give their nukes to The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland for immediate "disposal"


Everyone who joins me in support of this resolution will be making a powerful ally in both The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland and The 3rd Reich. As for those threatening my country, all I have to say to them is

BRING IT ON
Malignant Tumors
30-01-2005, 02:51
We're just working towards world peace here. There's nothing to worry about because Northern Nukeland means well. However, if it comes to blows, the 3rd Reich will NOT be pushed around!
Cascadia Atlanticus
30-01-2005, 03:12
I have to say that I agree more with Asshelmetta's peace plan than with the proposal which the 3rd Reich is pushing.
Largent
30-01-2005, 03:17
Here is the text of the proposal.

I propose all nations give their nukes to The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland for immediate "disposal"


Yeah, people will trust a small nation with the entire UN's supply of nuclear weapons :rolleyes:
Northern Nukeland
30-01-2005, 06:25
Are you suggesting I have alterier motives here? Only an evil mind like yours could see a perfectly good Nuclear proliferation act as an attempt to steal the worlds nukes. I am greatly saddenned the U.N does not trust it's own members. Why when you step into these hallowed hall you take an oath of honesty. You sir are a misguided individual indeed. Why if my country believed in religion I'd be praying for you. Good day sir
Flibbleites
30-01-2005, 07:23
Are you suggesting I have alterier motives here?Think about it from our point of view. You want all UN members to hand over all of their nuclear weapons to you. Now give me one good reason why I shouldn't think that there isn't even the possibility that you could have a ulterior motive.
Only an evil mind like yours could see a perfectly good Nuclear proliferation act as an attempt to steal the worlds nukes.You're not trying to obtain all the world's nukes just the ones belonging to the UN members, remember UN resolutions only affect UN members.
I am greatly saddenned the U.N does not trust it's own members. Why when you step into these hallowed hall you take an oath of honesty.That's funny all I remember doing to join the UN was click a button that said join, I must have missed that oath of honesty.
You sir are a misguided individual indeed.Why yes, yes you are Northern Nukeland.

The Rogue Nation of Flibbleites will NEVER turn over our nuclear weapons to anyone, that's assuming, of course, we have any. ;)
Nargopia
30-01-2005, 07:30
Nargopia will never support a nuclear non-proliferation resolution, only because of the many non-UN nations that have nuclear weapons. Nargopia also assures any suspicious nations that the mushroom cloud seen on Mt. Narg this past Saturday was only the result of an old lady leaving popcorn in the microwave too long. ;)
Flibbleites
30-01-2005, 07:42
I propose all nations give their nukes to The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland for immediate "disposal"

I just thought of something, The resolution just says to give the nukes to them for "disposal." All that has to be done is the nukes just need to be launched at Northern Nukeland the resulting detonations would insure that the nukes are "disposed" of.
Nargopia
30-01-2005, 07:45
I just thought of something, The resolution just says to give the nukes to them for "disposal." All that has to be done is the nukes just need to be launched at Northern Nukeland the resulting detonations would insure that the nukes are "disposed" of.

True, but then we'll have nothing to launch at the next fascist nation who will undoubtedly propose a resolution as transparent as this one.
Greater Augustograd
30-01-2005, 07:47
Long Live the Soviet Union, Death to Liberalism! Nuke em All!
Northern Nukeland
30-01-2005, 13:48
You guys seem to be the only members that feel this way because many people are supporting it.
TilEnca
30-01-2005, 13:49
If by many you mean 4, then you have a landslide :}
Aelov
30-01-2005, 15:28
Ya that resolution is just stupid. For one, the majority of the UN will not want to give away their Nuclear bombs. Also, if you have been on Nationstates for awhile you will know every resolution that has brought up nuclear prohibition has been defeated (2 to my knowledge so far). The fact is that people like their nukes and they are a great deterrent because nations OUTSIDE of the UN will still have them.
Cascadia Atlanticus
30-01-2005, 17:16
There is a differently worded proposal that attempts to deal with nuclear disarmament currently in the proposal list, specifically:

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Ban nuclear weapons
A resolution to slash worldwide military spending.


Category: Global Disarmament
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Noazia

Description: Considering that it is duty of the UN to defend the rights of the world-wide population

Considering that is duty of the UN to establish the minimums criteria of respect of the environment

Considering that is duty of the UN to maintain and to promote the peace between the nations

Considering that Science and History have demonstrated beyond every doubt the danger constituted by nuclear weapons for the world-wide population, the peace between the nations and the survival of the Heart ecosystem.

The United Nations Declares:

1. All the nations that belong to the UN have to dismantle their nuclear weapons within the maximum time of 5 years from the approval of this resolution.
2. All the govenments programs on nuclear weapons shall be immediately cancelled and the fund to they assigned shall be spent for the operations of dismantling of the nuclears arsenals.
3. The elimination of the nuclear material will not be able to happen through the sale of the armaments to nations that do not belong to the UN, to private organizations or to terroristic organizations.
4. An appropriate commission will establish the modalities of dismantling of the nuclear armaments; all the states members will have the duty to respect them.
5. The UN will finance the dismantling of the nuclear arsenals of the states members that will demonstrate not to have sufficient resources to make it
6. The UN reserves the right to verify the happened disarmament and to endorse the nations that will not respect the terms of this resolution.
7. If a member State is attacked,with nuclear or conventional weapons, by a nation that don't belong to the UN, the states members will have the duty to take part militarily in its defense.


Approvals: 6 (Noazia, Dafidutopia, Metal Poets, Nastalasta, Constellia, JS Nijmegen)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 139 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Wed Feb 2 2005

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Note that I am not this proposal's author. That honor goes to Noazia.
The Black New World
30-01-2005, 17:21
First, we don't support disarmament proposals.

Second, we wouldn't support this if we did.

Giordano,
Acting Senior UN representative,
The Black New World,
Delegate to The Order of The Valiant States
Texan Hotrodders
30-01-2005, 17:32
Here is the text of the proposal.

Nuclear war is a scary thought and we have a responsibility to stop it if possible. I propose all nations give their nukes to The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland for immediate "disposal"

I will comply with this proposal forthwith.

*presses gigantic red button of doom* :D

The nukes have all been sent to Northern Nukeland for "disposal".
The Black New World
30-01-2005, 17:35
I will comply with this proposal forthwith.

*presses gigantic red button of doom* :D

The nukes have all been sent to Northern Nukeland for "disposal".
OOC: How efficient.
Texan Hotrodders
30-01-2005, 17:44
OOC: How efficient.

OOC: My parents are scientist types. :D They trained me to get the job done in the most fastest and complete way possible. Actually, my nation has no nukes, but I thought I might be able to illustrate a problem with the proposal. ;)
Flibbleites
30-01-2005, 22:35
OOC: My parents are scientist types. :D They trained me to get the job done in the most fastest and complete way possible. Actually, my nation has no nukes, but I thought I might be able to illustrate a problem with the proposal. ;)
What do you know, great minds think alike. I mentioned that on the first page.
Texan Hotrodders
30-01-2005, 22:39
What do you know, great minds think alike. I mentioned that on the first page.

Or it could just be that we're both smartasses.
Northern Nukeland
30-01-2005, 23:10
This just in. The peacefull nation of The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland , was visciously attacked by u.n members. Luckily for Northern Nukeland all the Nukes missed.
Texan Hotrodders
30-01-2005, 23:12
This just in. The peacefull nation of The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland , was visciously attacked by u.n members. Luckily for Northern Nukeland all the Nukes missed.

:rolleyes:
Flibbleites
30-01-2005, 23:16
This just in. The peacefull nation of The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland , was visciously attacked by u.n members. Luckily for Northern Nukeland all the Nukes missed.
Don't look at us, we didn't launch any. And even if we had we wouldn't have missed anyway, of course that's assuming we even have any nukes.

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Brandon Flibble
Grand Poobah of The Rogue Nation of Flibbleites
Vastiva
31-01-2005, 02:21
Here is the text of the proposal.

Nuclear war is a scary thought and we have a responsibility to stop it if possible. I propose all nations give their nukes to The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland for immediate "disposal"


Everyone who joins me in support of this resolution will be making a powerful ally in both The Armed Republic of Northern Nukeland and The 3rd Reich. As for those threatening my country, all I have to say to them is

BRING IT ON

*prepares to fire the first salvo of 300 Mjolnir MIRV ICBMs at Northern Nukeland for "disposal"*

Disposal and a light show - how clever.
Vastiva
31-01-2005, 02:23
There is a differently worded proposal that attempts to deal with nuclear disarmament currently in the proposal list, specifically:

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Ban nuclear weapons
A resolution to slash worldwide military spending.


Category: Global Disarmament
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Noazia

Description: Considering that it is duty of the UN to defend the rights of the world-wide population

Considering that is duty of the UN to establish the minimums criteria of respect of the environment

Considering that is duty of the UN to maintain and to promote the peace between the nations

Considering that Science and History have demonstrated beyond every doubt the danger constituted by nuclear weapons for the world-wide population, the peace between the nations and the survival of the Heart ecosystem.

The United Nations Declares:

1. All the nations that belong to the UN have to dismantle their nuclear weapons within the maximum time of 5 years from the approval of this resolution.
2. All the govenments programs on nuclear weapons shall be immediately cancelled and the fund to they assigned shall be spent for the operations of dismantling of the nuclears arsenals.
3. The elimination of the nuclear material will not be able to happen through the sale of the armaments to nations that do not belong to the UN, to private organizations or to terroristic organizations.
4. An appropriate commission will establish the modalities of dismantling of the nuclear armaments; all the states members will have the duty to respect them.
5. The UN will finance the dismantling of the nuclear arsenals of the states members that will demonstrate not to have sufficient resources to make it
6. The UN reserves the right to verify the happened disarmament and to endorse the nations that will not respect the terms of this resolution.
7. If a member State is attacked,with nuclear or conventional weapons, by a nation that don't belong to the UN, the states members will have the duty to take part militarily in its defense.


Approvals: 6 (Noazia, Dafidutopia, Metal Poets, Nastalasta, Constellia, JS Nijmegen)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 139 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Wed Feb 2 2005

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Note that I am not this proposal's author. That honor goes to Noazia.

*adds Noazia to the list of "Nations Whose Leaders Are Lacking Sense"*
Cascadia Atlanticus
31-01-2005, 03:15
*adds Noazia to the list of "Nations Whose Leaders Are Lacking Sense"*

*sucks in a deep breath, and lets out a robust laughter that catches everyone by surprise as it fills the debate hall...*

OOC: Vastiva, are you really from Antarctica?
Kervoskia
31-01-2005, 04:56
That is like giving every missle in the world to a terrorist. I will never support such an insane resolution.
Malignant Tumors
31-01-2005, 19:14
That is completely out of line! The 3rd Reich are not terrorists. Saying that we're terrorists is like saying that God is a pedofile. Is God a pedofile? I think not!
Will Bill
31-01-2005, 19:24
My regional brother Malignant Tumors is right. The 3rd Reich is a "loving caring" region thinking about the good of the world. This resolution needs some support so that we are one step closer to a safer world for our children
...Bitches
Will Bill
31-01-2005, 19:27
I'd like to appologize for my end comment "...Bitches". it was inapropriate and I'm sorry. I will show for self control.
...Bitches
Kervoskia
01-02-2005, 00:24
I am sorry if my analogy was offensive to any nation. I will not refer to any sovereign nation as a terrorist without extensive proof. But giving every nuclear weapon to any nation for disposal seems rather odd. You have Kervoskia's apologies and we hope this will not harm future realtions between nations. And Will Bill we both lacked self control. But despite that we will still never support such a resolution.


-The Free Citizens of Kervoskia
Alexias
01-02-2005, 00:46
Ok, Northern Nowhereville, stop creating countries just for you stupid joke.

Your taking up valuable space.
Malignant Tumors
01-02-2005, 02:00
Actually, all three of the 3rd Reich nations that have posted on this forum so far are different people. I'm not lying. I can't prove it, but I speak the truth. I'd also like to apologize for my fellow nation Will Bill's behavior. He's a bit socially inept.
Pirates and Scallywags
01-02-2005, 03:15
I am of The 3rd Reich and am much different than my brother nations...However. I vouch, They are all three different people. I may not be in The 3rd Reich for much longer however because I was deemed not "Evil" enough. Imagine that.





I care about my people.Horrors.
DemonLordEnigma
01-02-2005, 06:37
I say we give him all of our nukes, drop a couple of antimatter bombs on him, and then rebuild our nuke stockpiles.
Flibbleites
01-02-2005, 08:26
I say we give him all of our nukes, drop a couple of antimatter bombs on him, and then rebuild our nuke stockpiles.
OR we could just do what has been suggested by three people (myself being one of them) already, use his nation as target practise in order to "dispose" of the nukes.
Vastiva
01-02-2005, 09:32
I say we give him all of our nukes, drop a couple of antimatter bombs on him, and then rebuild our nuke stockpiles.

*blinks*

:eek:

Alright, you supply antimatter bomb technology to Vastiva, and you have yourself a deal, DLE.
Hirota
01-02-2005, 09:40
I'd love to use their nation as target practice, but I'm afraid the nation will be decimated before we get enough practice. Terrible shame that.
The Most Glorious Hack
01-02-2005, 12:07
Proposal baleeted.