NationStates Jolt Archive


I don't know what to make of this

New York Jet Fanatics
22-01-2005, 06:05
Here, everybody should support this proposal:

Build Voltron

A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Leothan

Description: Due to the threat of global terrorisim, and rouge nations who are currently building nuclear weapons prgrams The Grand Dutchy of Leothan proposes that the UN constuct Voltron Defender of the Universe. By using the power of Voltron the UN can establish peace and justice throught the world.
DemonLordEnigma
22-01-2005, 06:16
Highly illegal.

Problems:

1) Establishes a UN military force.

2) Silly.

3) Suggests goal is to enforce UN resolutions on entire world.

4) Misspelled "rogue."

5) The nation currently has a salvo of 600 antimatter missiles cruising straight at it from a computer error on 100 of my ships.

6) I shot the sheriff but didn't shoot the deputy. I stabbed him instead.

7) Voltron would have his mechanical ass handed to him by the first starship he came across. And don't think they wouldn't come.

8) Silly resolutions don't deserve serious responses.
Thgin
22-01-2005, 06:30
Here, everybody should support this proposal:

Build Voltron

A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Leothan

Description: Due to the threat of global terrorisim, and rouge nations who are currently building nuclear weapons prgrams The Grand Dutchy of Leothan proposes that the UN constuct Voltron Defender of the Universe. By using the power of Voltron the UN can establish peace and justice throught the world.

I've heard scary things about these 'rouge' nations... something about excessive makeup... We fear their 'prgrams', but then again we fear all alien systems of measurement... As for this 'Voltron' thing... *shiver* I am curious about establishing peace and justice 'throught' the world, as I'm not sure what that means... regardless, we fear Rouge Nations
Flibbleites
22-01-2005, 08:06
I've heard scary things about these 'rouge' nations... something about excessive makeup... We fear their 'prgrams', but then again we fear all alien systems of measurement... As for this 'Voltron' thing... *shiver* I am curious about establishing peace and justice 'throught' the world, as I'm not sure what that means... regardless, we fear Rouge Nations
If you think the rouge nations are bad, you should see the eye shadow nations.
Rouge State
22-01-2005, 08:12
I've heard scary things about these 'rouge' nations... something about excessive makeup... We fear their 'prgrams', but then again we fear all alien systems of measurement... As for this 'Voltron' thing... *shiver* I am curious about establishing peace and justice 'throught' the world, as I'm not sure what that means... regardless, we fear Rouge Nations

As you should. The UN will fall. Down with the liberal UN!
Flibbleites
22-01-2005, 08:15
As you should. The UN will fall. Down with the liberal UN!
Be careful, I have a cold cream gun and I know how to use it.:gundge:
DemonLordEnigma
22-01-2005, 08:15
As you should. The UN will fall. Down with the liberal UN!

Okay, now I'm scared.
Texan Hotrodders
22-01-2005, 08:18
Okay, now I'm scared.

I'm a bit scared that you're scared. I didn't think many things scared you, DLE. :)

That said, this whole thing just got a bit freaky.
Adamsgrad
22-01-2005, 19:08
Two points.

Firstly, I think the resolution is a little too brief and could be expanded a little. After all, Voltron, defender of the universe sounds like a big project.

Secondly, does the UN not already possess strategic satellite systems, along similar lines to this, along with other defensive measures to counter terrorism, rogue nations, and nuclear missiles?
TilEnca
22-01-2005, 22:08
Actually it doesn't. The UN possesses no military power because it is forbidden to.

The member nations, however, is another matter.
Grand Teton
23-01-2005, 15:43
Who in hell's Voltron?
Bahgum
23-01-2005, 19:03
If Voltrom can take my mother in law on i'll vote for him!
DemonLordEnigma
23-01-2005, 20:35
Who in hell's Voltron?

Voltron is a magical faerie that flies out of Pikachu's ass and rids the world of evil with his stench.

Or, he could just be a robot the Power Rangers later ripped off...