NationStates Jolt Archive


Bi-Proposal

Uberdrag
11-01-2005, 18:41
Firstly, we are here to discuss the International Preservation, full details:


Description: It has come to the Region OF Uberdragias attention that certain countries around the world are legalizing the mass slaughter and exploitation of it's national, and rare, animals.
One such animal is Uberdragias Uberdragon, this creature is now fully protected by law of the Council OF Uberdragia, consisted of the Dictatorship of Uberdrag, The Kingdom of Derensthia, and The Holy Empire of Kelrothica, all UN members.
We, the Council Of Uberdragia are appalled by this mass mistreatement of nations endangered animals, and propose to establish an International Sacred Animal Reserve in Uberdragias lush lands to keep all the worlds national animals safe from harm, and to make all hunting and exploitation of national animals illegal by UN law.

PROPOSAL: Instate a law making all destruction of national animal life illegal, establish International Sacred Animal Reserve in Uberdragia.

-The Council Of Uberdragia.

Approvals: 2 (Maraque, WZ Forums)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 142 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Thu Jan 13 2005


I also believe that this proposal would benefit the entire world.


Destroy France

A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.


Category: Political Stability


Strength: Strong


Proposed by: Uberdrag

Description: To continue Political Stability, Uberdragia insists that France be Destroyed.

NOTE: Whether France exists or not is not to be debated, what matters is that France needs to be destroyed for Taste Bud Terrorism and the invention of malodorous cheese.

-Council Of Uberdragia.

Approvals: 6 (Lumbee, Voltairea, WZ Forums, Geneville, Metal Poets, Kelrothica)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 138 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Thu Jan 13 2005
Ile-Rien
11-01-2005, 18:59
For the first proposal:

This is a difficult decision, as many early economies are based on beef-eating/animal eating, which tends to be...your national animal! Personally I have banned the eating of my national animals as it is unpatriotic.

However, shouldnt this be split in two, one to ban the killing of endangered animals, especially for food, and another one to set up a zoo? I believe that this is in the UN rules.

And regarding the France one...

Simply put, against NS UN rules. There IS no France, no USA, no UK, no nation essentially from the real world in NS. READ THE RULES.

Besides, France, like any other civilized nation, has done some good to the world. I refuse to be drawn into a flame war of any kind, as this is no doubt going to start.
The Black New World
11-01-2005, 19:03
We do not like them both.

Lady Desdemona of Merwell,
Senior UN representative,
The Black New World,
Delegate to The Order of The Valiant States
Uberdrag
11-01-2005, 19:27
Bah, get a sense of humour.
The first one is serious, but the France one is actually getting a lot of support, it's FUNNY.
The Black New World
11-01-2005, 19:33
Either one of them or both of them are illegal.

Giordano,
UN representative,
The Black New World
Uberdrag
11-01-2005, 19:38
Actually the one regarding animals is perfectly legal.
The Black New World
11-01-2005, 19:40
It could be killed for wasting the UN's time.

Giordano,
UN representative,
The Black New World
Ile-Rien
11-01-2005, 20:51
The one about France may be funny (not really, but hey, everyone is unique and different) but wastes the UN's time. Joke about it, but on the forums. Don't waste the mods time. It will get deleted, and your just making life harder for the fellow.
Aligned Planets
11-01-2005, 22:10
First One:

PROPOSAL: Instate a law making all destruction of national animal life illegal, establish International Sacred Animal Reserve in Uberdragia.

This puts restrictions on numerous things...what about hunting? What happens if I have a spider in my Presidential Bath and I squash it? What happens if I put rat poison down? What happens if a cat gets run over? And why would I want an International Sacred Animal Reserve in your country!?

Also - my National Animal is something of a nuisance...

Second One:

Description: To continue Political Stability, Uberdragia insists that France be Destroyed.

NOTE: Whether France exists or not is not to be debated, what matters is that France needs to be destroyed for Taste Bud Terrorism and the invention of malodorous cheese.

Not only does this not make ANY sense, it is also a violation of UN rules.
Enn
12-01-2005, 00:10
PROPOSAL: Instate a law making all destruction of national animal life illegal, establish International Sacred Animal Reserve in Uberdragia.
You really think you can handle, and contain, guivres over there? They have a nasty habit of paralysing anyone who tries to keep them in a specific area.
Henrytopia
12-01-2005, 02:39
Well, according to the Nation States News our silverback mullets have been endangered for a while as the forests are not lush in my region. A recent study by our top scientist, Bernard Floop, has revealed that the silverback mullet is actually a hairy fish. This is probably the reason it is not thriving in the forests.. go figure. Our national animal would probably be better off in our barren inhospitable forests than some reserve. Either or, it is our hairy fish, we will decide what to do with it.
DemonLordEnigma
12-01-2005, 02:58
Description: It has come to the Region OF Uberdragias attention that certain countries around the world are legalizing the mass slaughter and exploitation of it's national, and rare, animals.

Only because, in my nation, the animals I legalize that for can take 50 calibur bullets at point blank range and only be mildly wounded or are so dangerous in some other way that they cannot coexist with other life.

One such animal is Uberdragias Uberdragon, this creature is now fully protected by law of the Council OF Uberdragia, consisted of the Dictatorship of Uberdrag, The Kingdom of Derensthia, and The Holy Empire of Kelrothica, all UN members.

Interesting example.

We, the Council Of Uberdragia are appalled by this mass mistreatement of nations endangered animals, and propose to establish an International Sacred Animal Reserve in Uberdragias lush lands to keep all the worlds national animals safe from harm, and to make all hunting and exploitation of national animals illegal by UN law.

I would like to know how you are going to keep the creatures from escaping. Certain native, and endangered, animals in my nation think humans make a tasty snack. And they are bad enough to actually be able to eat said snack.

PROPOSAL: Instate a law making all destruction of national animal life illegal, establish International Sacred Animal Reserve in Uberdragia.

Should this just be "endangered life," as this outlaws meat eating, one of the basic dietary requirements of many species.
Zootropia
12-01-2005, 03:10
I believe that Endangered Animals should be protected by International Laws, but if the country's national animal is not endangered, then it is their choice what to do with it.

Also, Zootropia would like to note that the 2nd Proposal is stupid in nature.
Aligned Planets
12-01-2005, 15:31
Yes - your second proposal kind of lowers my respect for you...
Uberdrag
12-01-2005, 16:55
"You were ejected from the UN for gross violations of UN Proposal rules. "Destroy France" has been deleted."

UN=Lack of Humour.
Must be Americans. They can't understand the Anglo French business.
As for "Endargered animals only", yes this was the idea.
DemonLordEnigma
12-01-2005, 17:17
Actually, the mods get tired of dealing with joke proposals and people not reading passed resolutions. One of the stickies at the top of the forum states you will get ejected if you don't follow those rules in the title, so you can't say you weren't warned.
Aligned Planets
12-01-2005, 18:49
Yep, and the comment about Americans wasn't really necessary, was it?
TilEnca
13-01-2005, 01:32
Yep, and the comment about Americans wasn't really necessary, was it?

I guess that depends on your perspective as well :}
Aligned Planets
13-01-2005, 18:23
I guess that depends on your perspective as well :}

Hehe - true :)
Ile-Rien
13-01-2005, 20:32
Don't worry, English kids hate all nationalities.

I live in England, so I can bear proof of that. :P Its not even slander. Meet any pikie or townie and you say your anything but English (including those welsh tossers and scots) and you get mobbed. True story (except I am not a welsh tosser, thank god. Nor scot. Bloody pansy skirt wearers)
TilEnca
13-01-2005, 22:36
Don't worry, English kids hate all nationalities.

I live in England, so I can bear proof of that. :P Its not even slander. Meet any pikie or townie and you say your anything but English (including those welsh tossers and scots) and you get mobbed. True story (except I am not a welsh tosser, thank god. Nor scot. Bloody pansy skirt wearers)

(OOC)
Hey! I am all for lightly teasing people (mostly Americans) but you are starting to tread in to dangerous waters here. My girlfriend is Scottish and I don't appriciate you being rude about her without meeting her first. Offending me is one thing, but being rude about her - a whole other matter.
Aligned Planets
14-01-2005, 00:30
Aye - you don't want TilEnca coming down on your ass...it's not a pretty sight! Believe me - I've seen it done! :D
TilEnca
14-01-2005, 00:34
Aye - you don't want TilEnca coming down on your ass...it's not a pretty sight! Believe me - I've seen it done! :D

(smirk) You were not supposed to talk about that. I was drunk!! It wasn't my fault!! (smirk)
Asshelmetta
14-01-2005, 05:41
Some people eat meat, the rest of you are meat.

I mean, if god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?






DLE was talking about nuking a random country, earlier. I'll be sure and mention to him that no one would ever miss some vegans.
Aligned Planets
14-01-2005, 18:05
I mean, if god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

I'm not totally sure how that argument works. If fact...I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
Vastiva
15-01-2005, 07:48
I'm not totally sure how that argument works. If fact...I'm pretty sure it doesn't.

"If God did not want us to eat animals, why are they edible?"
Aligned Planets
15-01-2005, 11:12
Certain plants are edible...go figure
Verillonia
15-01-2005, 12:21
with all due respect to the vegans out there, in my opinion, i dont trust anyone who doesnt eat meat.... :D