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Distiguished Leaders of the United Nations:

After much debate amongst the government heads of the newly reorganized Free Land of Anarcanis, it is our decision to formally withdraw the membership status of Anarcanis in the United Nations.

Please note that all special protections and privledges given to UN personnel within Anarcanis' borders are hereby revoked, and UN personnel should be advised to take caution in the chaotic atmosphere that exists within our borders. Thus the safety of UN personnel cannot be guaranteed. They are now subject to the same social darwinism as any other tourist and citizen.

That is all.

Coordinator Maximillian Heinrich
Civil Coordinator of the Free Land of Anarcanis
"Clothing Optional - Freedom Mandatory"

You might want to leave the buliding before DLE notices.
*Proceedes to strip the office bare*
If anyone wants something speak now, but the desk is mine.

HEY! I wanted that carpet! Rats...

*takes the electrical fixtures instead*

Take it, it doesn't match the rest of my office's decor anyway.

*takes the carpet too*

By office, I assume you mean the broom closet he kept all his belongings in....

Nah, he camped out in the handicap stall of the restroom...
*Takes red Swingline stapler*

the desk is mine.

But what will people do without there being a fold down diaper table in the restroom?

The CRoT is sending refitters, to revamp the old bathroom....

New Diaper table....

And three shells for each toilet.

I'm going to sit back and watch the boys carry the stuff out of his office.

Possesion is an illusion, my friends.
But I'll have that picture ;)

But what will people do without there being a fold down diaper table in the restroom?
Live with the fact that kids aren't welcome in the UN building? Too late.

Lady Desdemona of Merwell,
Senior UN representative,
The Black New World

who says its for the kids? (my nation has problems)

who says its for the kids? (my nation has problems)
Can you even fit on that table?

Lady Desdemona of Merwell,
Senior UN representative,
The Black New World,

:Catches the delegate before he has a chance to get off the floor:

Here, take the express elevator. It's faster and helps you avoid the UN Pruner, who has a bad habit of killing delegates.

:Opens the elevator and shoves the delegate in, watching them fall to their death:

I hope they at least left me something from his office.

Orignally posted by Anti Pharisaism
*Takes red Swingline stapler*
I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting.
And did you get that memo?
It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alright!
Oh and could someone scrape up the remain in the elevator shaft. Yeah that'd be great.

:Catches the delegate before he has a chance to get off the floor:

Here, take the express elevator. It's faster and helps you avoid the UN Pruner, who has a bad habit of killing delegates.

:Opens the elevator and shoves the delegate in, watching them fall to their death:

I hope they at least left me something from his office.

*throws a mop, a pail of soapy water, and a bottle of ammonia down the shaft*

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Besides, if he survived, the ammonia will burn like hell, if the bucket doesn't finish him off.

*throws a mop, a pail of soapy water, and a bottle of ammonia down the shaft*

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Besides, if he survived, the ammonia will burn like hell, if the bucket doesn't finish him off.

I doubt he survived. For some reason, this building has four subbasements and we're 15 stories up. Besides, I installed poisoned spikes on the bottom. The strange mutants from the unusually high radiation down there should finish him off anyway.

I doubt he survived. For some reason, this building has four subbasements and we're 15 stories up. Besides, I installed poisoned spikes on the bottom. The strange mutants from the unusually high radiation down there should finish him off anyway.
You mean that elevator actually has a bottom, guess my nation needs to find somewhere else to dump their toxic waste.

And note to self: Next time one of my aides tells me about a resignation, ask where their office is before telling them to loot it.

Anyone want a diaper changing table?

You mean that elevator actually has a bottom, guess my nation needs to find somewhere else to dump their toxic waste.

Which doesn't explain the fully-functional nuclear reactor or sixteen storage bays of weaponry. They have everything down there.

Which doesn't explain the fully-functional nuclear reactor or sixteen storage bays of weaponry. They have everything down there.

Actually, that particular shaft empties into the Zero-Point Reactor we installed in the UN building some time ago... He should suffer greatly, as his body is stretched a-part, and time slows down for him, as he approaches the ZPM core's event-horizon.

Damn. I lost a pen down that shaft. Nice one too. Oh well.

Actually, that particular shaft empties into the Zero-Point Reactor we installed in the UN building some time ago... He should suffer greatly, as his body is stretched a-part, and time slows down for him, as he approaches the ZPM core's event-horizon.

Uh, then how did my team of scientists survive long enough to explore the place?

Uh, then how did my team of scientists survive long enough to explore the place?

Oh, you're fine as long as you don't fall into the core.... The Graviton field displaces the ZPM core... so there is little effect outside of it's containment.

Oh, you're fine as long as you don't fall into the core.... The Graviton field displaces the ZPM core... so there is little effect outside of it's containment.

I wondered what that was for...