NationStates Jolt Archive

First off what is the compliance ministry? and how can i get the message across that they need to shove it. Screw the UN screw you all. I can dominate the world myself one nation at a time. You are all a bunch of apples man stupid apples.

First off what is the compliance ministry? and how can i get the message across that they need to shove it. Screw the UN screw you all. I can dominate the world myself one nation at a time. You are all a bunch of apples man stupid apples.
The compliance ministry insure that your nations laws are in compliance with the UN's resolutions. If you don't like it you can leave.

I agree either like it or leave.

I have a personal beef, why can't people express their views without being rude. You can say you dislike the UN without saying screw the UN, screw you all, and shove it. Just my personal opinion.

With any group the UN has it's good aspects and bad aspects. The UN is far from being perfect. But, it was what you make it to be.

First off what is the compliance ministry? and how can i get the message across that they need to shove it. Screw the UN screw you all. I can dominate the world myself one nation at a time. You are all a bunch of apples man stupid apples.

~Intergalactic News Broadcast~
I'm Mary Bragglestein and you're watching the Enigma Bragging Network.

Today, the representatives of the nation of Raxenpor were found on the pavement, their bodies little more than bloody messes.

In another freak accident, a computer onboard a DLEMB10 malfunctioned and launched three antimatter missiles at the nation of Raxenpor, destroying three of their cities and irradiating a majority of the nation. DLE officials investigating the ship have noticed the system to be tampered with. Examinations of genetic material found in the tampered areas have human DNA. As such, Enigma has announced he is refusing to pay for damages until he finds out which nation tampered with the ship.

So far, no current UN nations have proven to be culprits and, due to the timing, DLE forces now have reason to suspect that Raxenpor committed the sabotage, though the current state of their nation makes confirmation impossible. When asked about the likelihood of recommending that Enigma offer to pay restitution, Ministress Orbez replied that she feels the events are poetic justice. Enigma is reportedly not seeking restitution for the sabotage, feeling the bombing is restitution enough.

And now, back to the "Delegate Insulting Show".
~End News Broadcast~

OOC: I get tired of people doing what the topic starter did...

I don't know, I found it interesting to be called an apple. Now if I could just figure out whether it's an insult or not.

I wouldn't worry about it. He's got enough to handle right now.

I wouldn't worry about it. He's got enough to handle right now.
You mean like learning how to fly before he hits the ground.:D

First off what is the compliance ministry? and how can i get the message across that they need to shove it. Screw the UN screw you all. I can dominate the world myself one nation at a time. You are all a bunch of apples man stupid apples.

No man, dude, you've like got it all wrong man, we're like, you know, oranges man, you know, oranges, not like apples, you know....

The International Chancellor from the Smurfy Smurfness of Milynna had only this to say when asked for a comment...
"If I am an apple, bite me"

Maybe he's just mad because he's a horse apple and I'm a pineapple? :p

LOL guys this post is hilarious. Someone please come slice out my tongue becasue I am laughing too nuch LOL