NationStates Jolt Archive

*reporters gather for a press conference as the Superpowerian president ascends the podium*

"Three days ago, our government decided to withdraw our status as a member of the United Nations. We do not feel as if their resolutions are suitable to the libertarian nature our our nation."

"This is due mostly in part to their numerous 'Social-Justice' based reforms - while we of Superpower07 morally feel that a degree of social justice is merited in the world, we do not believe it should come through government organizations - rather, we encourage the people to found these organizations of social justice so as to reduce the people's dependancy on the government, and to reduce the size of government."

"Take the current resolution concerning HIV/AIDS - it deals extensively with how government should handle the HIV/AIDS crisis. My administration and I feel that, yes, something must be done about HIV/AIDS, but we also government-sponsored program would be terribly inefficient and ineffective (which is why the community itself, not the government, is more fit to handle this)."

"It was with this resolution that we have decided to leave the UN. We hope that the members of the United Nations have success with their future resolutions, even if we disagree with them."

Dibs on his chair. ;)

OOC: Just standard reply to such.

IC:

While the Superpower07 delegate was busy cleaning his office out, he was not paying attention and did not see the three women armed with bats sneaking up behind him. It was not until the first strike that he even knew they were there. When he fell out of his window and struck the ground twelve stories below, everyone knew the UN Pruner had struck again.

~Intergalactic News Broadcast~
I'm Mary Bragglestein and you're watching the Enigma Bragging Network.

Today, in a strange twist of events, the delegate for the nation of Superpower07 jumped out of his window and plummeted twelve stories to his death at the same time the president of his nation announced the nations withdrawel from the UN. An investigation is under way and so far no reason for the suicide has become readily apparent.

Now, on to sports.
~End Segment~

An investigation by Superpowerian intelligence has concluded that the ambassador's "suicide" was truly a homicide - somebody had murdered him.

While the actual killers are not known, the President of Superpower07 released this statement:
"I send my best wishes to the family of the ambassador. While the killers are not known, we will bring them to justice - this was obviously a provocation of war, but we will not take the bait. This murder only furthers my belief of an emerging corruption within the United Nations."

*cleans out Superpower07's ambassadors former office*

My, this is one of the comfy ones. What, forensic evidence? What forensic evidence? Stop that, I just put in new carpet. And painted. The sandblaster was a pain to get up the stairs. Yes, all new windows, shatterproof and bulletproof. All the furniture too. What? I think we burned it, you'd have to ask the gnomes about that...

OOC: Just standard reply to such.

IC:

While the Superpower07 delegate was busy cleaning his office out, he was not paying attention and did not see the three women armed with bats sneaking up behind him. It was not until the first strike that he even knew they were there. When he fell out of his window and struck the ground twelve stories below, everyone knew the UN Pruner had struck again.

~Intergalactic News Broadcast~
I'm Mary Bragglestein and you're watching the Enigma Bragging Network.

Today, in a strange twist of events, the delegate for the nation of Superpower07 jumped out of his window and plummeted twelve stories to his death at the same time the president of his nation announced the nations withdrawel from the UN. An investigation is under way and so far no reason for the suicide has become readily apparent.

Now, on to sports.
~End Segment~
So just out of curosity, How many people have you pushed out of the windows so far?

So just out of curosity, How many people have you pushed out of the windows so far?

Quite a few. Sometimes, I don't wait for them to quit.

I have managed to drop one from near-orbit to his death.