NationStates Jolt Archive


ukraine

EASTERNBLOC
20-12-2004, 20:54
the ukraine believes that the world should allow the public to have their fun with a when she is with child.. after all is that not how she got there in the first place, ual harassment and laws should not apply when a is gravid.. those are foolish lawz... feeling the life move and grow within a young s womb is a beautiful thing that everyone should be allowed to enjoy and adoption laws and abortion laws would exist, most definetly! .. she should be lil more than public fodder... that my freind is communism at its finest! :fluffle:
Tekania
20-12-2004, 21:02
the ukraine believes that the world should allow the public to have their fun with a when she is with child.. after all is that not how she got there in the first place, ual harassment and laws should not apply when a is gravid.. those are foolish lawz... feeling the life move and grow within a young s womb is a beautiful thing that everyone should be allowed to enjoy and adoption laws and abortion laws would exist, most definetly! .. she should be lil more than public fodder... that my freind is communism at its finest! :fluffle:

::: reads :::: :rolleyes:

::: reads again :::: :headbang:

::: screams ::::

Why!! Why must we be put through this!!!!!
DemonLordEnigma
20-12-2004, 21:29
the ukraine believes that the world should allow the public to have their fun with a when she is with child.. after all is that not how she got there in the first place, ual harassment and laws should not apply when a is gravid.. those are foolish lawz... feeling the life move and grow within a young s womb is a beautiful thing that everyone should be allowed to enjoy and adoption laws and abortion laws would exist, most definetly! .. she should be lil more than public fodder... that my freind is communism at its finest! :fluffle:

The monkey I hired to translate unreadable posts is spasming on the floor after reading that post. You broke my monkey!
Armandian Cheese
20-12-2004, 22:27
gah. That is all I can say. Gah.
TilEnca
20-12-2004, 22:51
I think, and I could be really wrong, that this proposal is attempting to say that men and women should be able to freely take the piss out of a pregnant woman just because she is pregnant.

Further - that sexual harrasment and (???) other laws should not apply to pregnant women either. (Presumably meaning you can beat the living crap out of one of them and laugh it off).

I think the justification is that because she can have an abortion if she wants, that people should be able to laugh at her, abuse her and treat her like crap because it is her choice.

Needless to say I think that there is the slightest possibility I am not going to be supporting this. And not only because it took me three attempts to get this far in to the translation of it :}
Enn
21-12-2004, 01:18
I don't know... my first reading was that pregnant women should be allowed to have sex, but after that I couldn't understand any of it.
DemonLordEnigma
21-12-2004, 01:22
Til, why would you want to make three attempts? My translation monkey is still spasming from his first.
Tekania
21-12-2004, 01:38
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The Ukraine believes that the world should allow the public to have their fun with a pregnant woman. After all! Isn't that how she got pregnant? Harassment and laws should not apply when a woman is pregnant.. Those are foolish laws... Feeling the life move and grow within a young woman's womb is a beautiful thing that everyone should be allowed to enjoy while raping them. And adoption laws and abortion laws would exist, most definetly! .. Pregnant women should be lil more than public fodder, open to public ridicule... This, comrade, is communism at its finest!

Estimated translation accuracy:98.992%

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The translation is even scarrier than his own words!
TilEnca
21-12-2004, 01:39
Til, why would you want to make three attempts? My translation monkey is still spasming from his first.

Cause it's three nights and three days until I get to be with my beloved again, and if I don't find something to do I am going to go crazy with the waiting :}
TilEnca
21-12-2004, 01:41
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The translation is even scarrier than his own words!
Actually - yeah.

I think we have to support this proposal, if only to see if we can get something rejected by every single member of the NSUN.

(But you know what - I still think there would be people who could support it, even if they understand it!)
DemonLordEnigma
21-12-2004, 01:50
The Ukraine believes that the world should allow the public to have their fun with a pregnant woman. After all! Isn't that how she got pregnant? Harassment and laws should not apply when a woman is pregnant.. Those are foolish laws... Feeling the life move and grow within a young woman's womb is a beautiful thing that everyone should be allowed to enjoy while raping them. And adoption laws and abortion laws would exist, most definetly! .. Pregnant women should be lil more than public fodder, open to public ridicule... This, comrade, is communism at its finest!

:falls to the floor spasming, with the spasms stopping five minutes later:

That is the fourth most horrible, most disgusting, most heinous, and most evil idea I have ever heard.

Okay, due to that translation I am starting a group dedicated to the assassination of UN Delegates for nations that don't deserve membership. I'm even thinking of starting a new topic for it. I encourage all delegates involved on here to support and even join it.
TilEnca
21-12-2004, 01:54
:falls to the floor spasming, with the spasms stopping five minutes later:

That is the fourth most horrible, most disgusting, most heinous, and most evil idea I have ever heard.

Okay, due to that translation I am starting a group dedicated to the assassination of UN Delegates for nations that don't deserve membership. I'm even thinking of starting a new topic for it. I encourage all delegates involved on here to support and even join it.

I'm sorry? A proposal that suggests raping pregnant women for fun, and it's only the FOURTH most horrible one you have heard?

I know I am going to regret this, but what in the name of The Powers were the first three?
Unfree People
21-12-2004, 01:59
We don't need to read this trash anymore...