NationStates Jolt Archive

Repeal "DVD region removal"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution


Category: Repeal
Resolution: #5
Proposed by: Dittopia16

Description: UN Resolution #5: DVD region removal (Category: Free Trade; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument:

Approvals: 21 (Blender, Tullius Cicero, WZ Forums, NewTexas, The Golan Heights, Sarcodina, States of Stephenson, Squirrelmania, JayRoddia, Bfun, Kandarin, Hamsteropolis, Arjunville, Betland, Dafidutopia, Melmond, Beld, The lands Of Mann, South Shields, Achsnetd, Baribeau)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 124 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Sun Dec 19 2004

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Well, did you happen to see it the week repeals came into effect? There was one guy who wanted to repeal everything, went through and submitted blank arguments for more than 10 resolutions.

I'm not sure if you caught this, TH, but I think that that was the point. He/she is trying to say that the mods would have deleted it if there were no argument (if they were not on vacation). :p

More proof:

Wow, concise and to the point.


Preparation H
A resolution to ban, legalize, or encourage recreational drugs.


Category: Recreational Drug Use
Decision: Promote
Proposed by: Rekalia

Description: drugs

Approvals: 3 (Schmall People, WZ Forums, Bfun)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 142 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Mon Dec 20 2004



Uhm... yeah... not illegal, but fits in the "weird" category...


Women Shouldn't Work
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.


Category: Human Rights
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Repute

Description: We believe that females should not be allowed to work, and should infact stay at home raising children, cooking food, cleaning and generally making life easier throughout the United Nations.

The theory is, that if the woman spend the time making sure everything runs correctly in the home while the men work for the money to keep the world in a decent state, we will all live better lives.

Approvals: 6 (Magustein, The Hunter Isles, Turnipsia, WZ Forums, Bfun, Lumomirth)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 139 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Mon Dec 20 2004



BEWARE OF ZOMBIES!

Safety First
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.


Category: Gun Control
Decision: Relax
Proposed by: Immortallia

Description: I belive that people should have a right to protect their beloved homes and families.

I mean who knows when the next zombie apocalipse is coming?

Vote for this proposal to make your people safe!

Approvals: 5 (WZ Forums, Bfun, Thatlandia, The Dancing Butterfly, Niehaus)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 140 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Dec 21 2004



Another direct and to the point one...

Repeal "Legalize prostitution"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution


Category: Repeal
Resolution: #46
Proposed by: Aussietraylia

Description: UN Resolution #46: Legalize prostitution (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument:

Approvals: 8 (The Kingsland, Faithful Servants, WZ Forums, Bfun, Kandarin, South Shields, The Dancing Butterfly, DKGS)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 137 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Dec 21 2004


"Illogical logic" at it's best.

Repeal "Stop dumping - Start Cleaning"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution


Category: Repeal
Resolution: #35
Proposed by: Barkentine

Description: UN Resolution #35: Stop dumping - Start Cleaning (Category: Environmental; Industry Affected: All Businesses) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The majority of UN members are weak, developing nations.

They require industry to boost their economy, so that once they are strong, they may protect the environment.

At this rate, they are so poor, from lack of strong industry, they are not able to protect the environment in any other way.

This repeal is for the protection of the environment. This bill makes it impossible for LEDC's to do anything positive.

Approvals: 7 (Bfun, Kandarin, Signamarcheix, The Dancing Butterfly, WZ Forums, Barkentine, Walarah Cun Cana)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 138 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Dec 21 2004



"Did not read the FAQ"

Repeal "DVD region removal"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution


Category: Repeal
Resolution: #5
Proposed by: South Shields

Description: UN Resolution #5: DVD region removal (Category: Free Trade; Strength: Mild) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: The UN has no right to interfere in matters of business. This is a matter solely for the World Trade Organisation to deal with, and National Governments between themselves. The Agenda of the UN should be purely to improve the quality of life for the citizens of the world, and should do it's utmost to avoid interfering with the politics and affairs of individual nations, unless this is requested or is absolutely necessary (ie. There is no credible alternative.)

Approvals: 6 (South Shields, Signamarcheix, WZ Forums, Beld, Melmond, Baribeau)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 139 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Tue Dec 21 2004



Also "Did not read the FAQ"

Repeal "Common Sense Act II"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution


Category: Repeal
Resolution: #30
Proposed by: South Shields

Description: UN Resolution #30: Common Sense Act II (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Significant) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: This is in complete contravention of State rights, and the UN charter.

The UN has no right to interfere with the Judiciary or structure of the legal system in any member nation.

Domestic legislation is the responsibility of each Nation's Government alone, and the burden does not, and can not interfere with any Nation's domestic agenda.

The Domestic legislation of any member nation must be solely the responsiblity of that Nation's Government, as the legislation should reflect the morals, beliefs and attitudes of that particular nations population, not the agenda of other UN Nations.

Approvals: 3 (South Shields, WZ Forums, JayRoddia)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 142 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Wed Dec 22 2004



Now we're protecting weapons?

Weapons to every major people
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.


Category: Gun Control
Decision: Tighten
Proposed by: Sathan

Description: We should have weapons for protection. I think every major person shoul procure a weapon for it's protection.

Approvals: 2 (Achsnetd, WZ Forums)

Status: Lacking Support (requires 143 more approvals)

Voting Ends: Wed Dec 22 2004

Just ignore those nuclear missiles in the background. They're here to protect the AK-47 I'm holding.

Just ignore those nuclear missiles in the background. They're here to protect the AK-47 I'm holding.

ROFL!

I thought the zombie one was kind of useful. We keep having odd zombie attacks in TilEnca. (But we mostly use well placed arrows to keep them down, rather than guns. Causes while zombies can operate guns to some degree, they SUCK at using a bow and arrow. I think it's a manual dexterity thing)

Well, did you happen to see it the week repeals came into effect? There was one guy who wanted to repeal everything, went through and submitted blank arguments for more than 10 resolutions.So any-way, we installed a lime pit and now the federales will never find the bodies ...

So let this be a warning to you all ... T_T

Wake up, you fools!
Repeal "Stop dumping - Start Cleaning"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution

Category: Repeal
Resolution: #35
Proposed by: Political Type Stuff

Description: UN Resolution #35: Stop dumping - Start Cleaning (Category: Environmental; Industry Affected: All Businesses) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: We're getting pissed off. Read this sentence from the resolution: "Make it illegal, where not already, to dump wastes of any sort into public water systems."

Now why the heck can't a measly 6% of regional delegates support a repeal of this resolution. IT MEANS NO SEWER SYSTEMS, PEOPLE! IT MEANS THAT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, CITIZENS ARE DUMPING HUMAN FECES ON ONE ANOTHER OUT THEIR WINDOWS BECAUSE THIS STUPID RESOLUTION DOESN'T ALLOW CITIES TO HAVE SEWERS! WOULD YOU ACTUALLY READ THESE DARN THINGS INSTEAD OF PASSING NEW RESOLUTIONS, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT YOU MIGHT CONSIDER SACRED?!?!?

Sorry, it's just that this is the third time we've proposed this and haven't even gotten a quorum yet. WAKE UP!
I've fallen, and I can't get my diversity up!
Immigration
A resolution to improve world security by boosting police and military budgets.

Category: International Security
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Geminius

Description: Country's should be able to control who enters its borders. Diversity is the fall of many nations.
Another failure of Diversity Training:
Repeal "Gay Rights"
A proposal to repeal a previously passed resolution

Category: Repeal
Resolution: #12
Proposed by: Yuke

Description: UN Resolution #12: Gay Rights (Category: Human Rights; Strength: Strong) shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Argument: Gay Rights is a complete abomination it has no right in any nation if we repeal this issue than we can completly eliminate Gays and if any are seen toghether they sould be executed on the spot if people want to be with are of the same sex then just go get a sax changing operation so as not to arouse peoples attention.Gays say they want privacy will they dont need it if they are going to be with the same sex.If they simply get a sex changing operation there will be one less law we have to go through to get things done.
Bet you can't get enough Approvals for this one:
Anti-Gambling
A resolution to legalize or outlaw gambling.

Category: Gambling
Legalize/Outlaw: Outlaw
Proposed by: Antlantium

Description: Ban gambling in all forms
Guess the previous 2,427 illegal proposals for a UN Army didn't cover it well enough ...
UN Peacekeeping Force
A resolution to restrict political freedoms in the interest of law and order.

Category: Political Stability
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Loompalia

Description: To create a UN Peacekeeping Force to prevent violent conflict whenever possible. The actions of the force would be voted on by the UN.

Wow. This looks like pretty conclusive proof to me. Would a mod like to comment? :p :p

Would a mod like to comment?
The title of the thread is a joke, Jjuulliiaann. Even if they don't get to these, they'll all expire unapproved anyway. We're just posting these for our own amusement ... (except the Gay Repeal - that one I reported for failing the "Kill 'em all" rule).

If you find inappropriate/illegal proposals, report them through the Getting Help Page. Spamming the UN forum with them just makes mods annoyed at you.

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