NationStates Jolt Archive

Hey everyone. just thought that you would like to know a bout a threat my nation's intelligence discovered. this threat plans to join the un and use as many traitors as they can to gain power. they plan to eventually bring about the destruction of the un and wipe us all out. if anyone needs more information on this region that has treacherously turned on the un i will be glad to employ my intelligence to their government so that they may join with me to stand up to this rising threat

Hey everyone. just thought that you would like to know a bout a threat my nation's intelligence discovered. this threat plans to join the un and use as many traitors as they can to gain power. they plan to eventually bring about the destruction of the un and wipe us all out. if anyone needs more information on this region that has treacherously turned on the un i will be glad to employ my intelligence to their government so that they may join with me to stand up to this rising threat

BAD! INTELLIGENCE! BAD INTELLIGENCE! (smacks I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. with a rolled up newspaper on the nose).

why do you say that? just because we are unable to give all the information that we know at the current time that does not mean our intelligence is unreliable. if your statement is based on actual fact we would like to know where you got that fact from because clearly it would be untrue

"We have intelligence reports of a great evil upon this planet! "

"We don't know where these reports came from, we can't tell you what's in them, and we have nothing with which to confirm them ... but we are absolutely certain they are accuracte!"

"Join with us as we fight to destroy this great evil!"


Seems like I've heard this before ... now who was it that was saying that? Dang, it plumb evades me.

Would you like my list of intelligence of "regions" who are a "threat" to the UN? I, too, have been here far longer than you and can give you reliable cross-sources...

Besides, it'd be rather hard to take over the NS world with just the NS UN, you'd be better of role-playing the take over than UNing it. :p

I've known about the lack of intelligence and its threat to the UN for a long time.

why do you say that? just because we are unable to give all the information that we know at the current time that does not mean our intelligence is unreliable. if your statement is based on actual fact we would like to know where you got that fact from because clearly it would be untrue

Someone doesn't get too involved with entertainment based political commentaries...

Hey everyone. just thought that you would like to know a bout a threat my nation's intelligence discovered.

Uh oh, here we go again...


this threat plans to join the un

Lots of nations can join the NSUN.


and use as many traitors as they can to gain power.

Traitors? What is a traitor? And how is this "threat" planning to take over? There are more than 30,000 UN member nations, and only about 1/2 of them are active voters, and probably less than 1000 are politically active.


they plan to eventually bring about the destruction of the un and wipe us all out.

Thank you Ronald Dumsfeld...


if anyone needs more information on this region that has treacherously turned on the un i will be glad to employ my intelligence to their government so that they may join with me to stand up to this rising threat

Threat of what?

Everyone! Quick! We are upgrading from Puce to Lavender Threat Level!

Everyone! Quick! We are upgrading from Puce to Lavender Threat Level!

OMG! The rouge states are attacking!

Let's all hope that the lipstick states and the mascara states don't come to their aid.;)

Naw. The eye shadow states have completely enslaved them and those are on our side. We're in no danger.

Wow. These were his first two posts, and you've already completely crushed him.
Now that's what I call efficiency.

Naw. We've crushed them on the first post a few times. My favorite is when someone will TG me an idea they'd like to post on here before making their first post and I then promptly crush their dreams by pointing out the flaws.

A pre-emptive crush? I rescind my earlier statement. THAT is efficiency. Pretty soon you'll be verbally berating people for ideas before they even think of them. ;)

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:verbally berates some newbie for attempting to repeal the Gay Rights proposal for it being against their religion before they are even done typing it yet:

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Wots so bad about the break up of the UN?

Wots so bad about the break up of the UN?

Who gets custody of the nations? Will I end up with two homes?

Who gets custody of the nations? Will I end up with two homes?

Won't somebody please think of the children? ;)

I don't know about the rest of you, but I signed a pre-gullible agreement prior to joining. In the event of a break-up, she gets the house and the car, of course; but I get my sovereignty back.


Almost makes it worth it.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I signed a pre-gullible agreement prior to joining. In the event of a break-up, she gets the house and the car, of course; but I get my sovereignty back.


Almost makes it worth it.
I don't know, you should see how much alimony I'll have to pay. :)

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ouch... :(

DLE: start berating me now.:D

I'm in favor of annulment so it never happened and the kids won't exist. ;)