Texan Hotrodders
26-11-2004, 01:24
Here's a real nice one...
Legalization of Cock Fighting
A resolution to legalize or outlaw gambling.
Category: Gambling
Legalize/Outlaw: Legalize
Proposed by: Samba Nova
Description: Since it's a game widely practiced in the underground scene of countless nations, the best way to deal with the situation would be to legalize it in order to please the population and protect the animals.
Simple things as scraping the tips of the cock's beaks and spurs and forbidding maltreatment of any kind would save thuosands of roosters of harassment.
With the creation of regularized arenas, honest citizens practicers of cock fighting would avoid going to dangerous places where the matches are commonly held.
In fact, there are rich commercial possibilities attached too, with events as gatherings, championships and etc.
Approvals: 4 (La Commune Quebecoise, Yangzhou, Wolf America, WZ Forums)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 137 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sat Nov 27 2004
That's right folks. Cock Fighting is a truly international issue that merits the attention of a international governing body. :eek:
The Rotovia Rocks Act
A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.
Category: The Furtherment of Democracy
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Rotovia
Description: RECOGNISING: That The Consitutitonal Republic of Rotovia is the best nation in the United Nations.
NOTING: That many other nations are not.
IT IT PROPOSED: That all nation surrender their sovereignty and rights therein and spanning from to the Consititutional Republic of Rotovia.
ARTICLE ONE: All nations shall surrender their individual soveriegnty and right associated therewith to the Consititutional Republic of Rotiva immediatly.
ARTICLE TWO: No nation shall excercise soveriegnty, except through the express order of a Rotovian Head of State.
ARTICLE THREE: Whilst nations may democratically elect government for their nations, they may be removed without explaination by the Rotovian Government -or- randomnly switched with government of other nation.
ARTICLE FOUR: Rotovia shall henceforth be refered to as "OMFG THAT NATION ROX MY SOX!!1111one"
ARTICLE FIVE: The use of E'Speak and Elite is hereby banned.
ARTICLE SIX: All nations economies shall improve for no adequetly explained reason.
ARTICLE SEVEN: There is no ARTICLE SEVEN.
ARTICLE SEVEN: No...really!
ARTICLE EIGHT: The UN Headquarters shall henceforth be loacted in the Janitors Closet on the Third Floor of the Building Accross the Road from the Rotovian Senate... or the MsDonalds Restroom.
ARTICLE NINE: This doesn't seem as funny on actually reading it.
ARTICLE TEN: Uh... "Rotovia Rocks!" ?
Approvals: 3 (Rotovia, Koralla, Powerhungry Chipmunks)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 138 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
Well, yes. Rotovia does indeed rock. I just don't think the UN should be doing anything about it.
Give guns away
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.
Category: Gun Control
Decision: Relax
Proposed by: Exploding turtles
Description: Come on now if people are tested to make sure that they're not crazy whats wrong with people owning guns. It means the justice system won't be soo clogged as arguments can be settled with a duel at high noon. You know it makes sense
Approvals: 3 (Cav, Jolly People, Billa Bong)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 138 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
Now this one is just really funny. :D
Resolution for Resolution
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Passivocalia
Description: WHEREAS United Nations resolutions are meant to be constructive, not counterproductive.
WHEREAS this has not always been the case.
THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that in case of resolution contradictions, the following measures be applied to reach resolution:
ARTICLE I
In the event of the existence of contradictory UN resolutions, all efforts shall be made to abide by both. This includes taking interpretations of a resolution that cannot be justified by it but are also not specifically negated, so as to make it correspond with a different resolution.
ARTICLE II
In the event of the existence of nonresolvable contradictory UN resolutions, such as when one resolution specifically negates the existence of another, to the extent that the two cannot coexist, then the resolution passed first shall be the one abided by.
ARTICLE III
In cases where only part of a resolution is specifically contradictory to an earlier resolution, only the contradictory portion shall be superceded. The remainder of the resolution is to be abided by to the best of nations' abilities.
ARTICLE IV
In cases where a resolution is self-contradictory, nations are free to determine which portion of the resolution is to be abided by and which portion is to be superceded, unless one of these self-contradictory portions is also contradictory with previous UN resolutions, in which case the previous articles apply.
ARTICLE V
No UN resolution can be indirectly repealed through a new resolution.
Approvals: 5 (DKGS, Jolly People, Tristram, Coolet, The Marine Infantry)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 136 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
Category check? Hello?
Illegal cock-fighting
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Cool monstars
Description: Why is it so that we let gambling go on for a cruel sport because you would not like if you were a cockrel being teared limb from limb.
Another thing why do we have human rights and not animal rights.
Animals deserve respect whether cockrels or dogs or foxs, they got band for hurting them why foxes and not a little cockrel.
Approvals: 6 (JS Nijmegen, DKGS, Jolly People, Black Pagan Childs, Coolet, Sel Appa)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 135 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
...and more protection for our cocks.
Khg
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: The CD
Description: gj
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 141 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
One of those high content resolutions...
Anti Capatalist measures
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: AntiAmericanisation
Description: no country should be exploited! i propose no restrictive measures on trade of any kind! this will help all of the economies within the UN! a ready market place for all our goods! everyone's a winner, everyone is equal!
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 141 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
So young...so silly...such poor spelling and punctuation....
Ban 'Chav' Culture
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Teken
Description: The sub-culture of the 'chav'is a dangerous one. To out line what a 'chav' is to those who have not before come across the term.
- a chav/chavster/townie/etc. are generally identified by there burbery style baseball caps, eleberate jewlery and aggresive nature. They are compulsive law breakers.
Often laws are broken simply because it is in the rules of there sub-culture. By stamping out this behaviour there will be a reduction in low level or blue coller crime - which will led to reduced crime and the world becoming a safer place. This is not a zero tolerance approach to crime - it is trying to put a stop to a social dangerous group.
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 141 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
*shakes head*
Legalization of Cock Fighting
A resolution to legalize or outlaw gambling.
Category: Gambling
Legalize/Outlaw: Legalize
Proposed by: Samba Nova
Description: Since it's a game widely practiced in the underground scene of countless nations, the best way to deal with the situation would be to legalize it in order to please the population and protect the animals.
Simple things as scraping the tips of the cock's beaks and spurs and forbidding maltreatment of any kind would save thuosands of roosters of harassment.
With the creation of regularized arenas, honest citizens practicers of cock fighting would avoid going to dangerous places where the matches are commonly held.
In fact, there are rich commercial possibilities attached too, with events as gatherings, championships and etc.
Approvals: 4 (La Commune Quebecoise, Yangzhou, Wolf America, WZ Forums)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 137 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sat Nov 27 2004
That's right folks. Cock Fighting is a truly international issue that merits the attention of a international governing body. :eek:
The Rotovia Rocks Act
A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.
Category: The Furtherment of Democracy
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Rotovia
Description: RECOGNISING: That The Consitutitonal Republic of Rotovia is the best nation in the United Nations.
NOTING: That many other nations are not.
IT IT PROPOSED: That all nation surrender their sovereignty and rights therein and spanning from to the Consititutional Republic of Rotovia.
ARTICLE ONE: All nations shall surrender their individual soveriegnty and right associated therewith to the Consititutional Republic of Rotiva immediatly.
ARTICLE TWO: No nation shall excercise soveriegnty, except through the express order of a Rotovian Head of State.
ARTICLE THREE: Whilst nations may democratically elect government for their nations, they may be removed without explaination by the Rotovian Government -or- randomnly switched with government of other nation.
ARTICLE FOUR: Rotovia shall henceforth be refered to as "OMFG THAT NATION ROX MY SOX!!1111one"
ARTICLE FIVE: The use of E'Speak and Elite is hereby banned.
ARTICLE SIX: All nations economies shall improve for no adequetly explained reason.
ARTICLE SEVEN: There is no ARTICLE SEVEN.
ARTICLE SEVEN: No...really!
ARTICLE EIGHT: The UN Headquarters shall henceforth be loacted in the Janitors Closet on the Third Floor of the Building Accross the Road from the Rotovian Senate... or the MsDonalds Restroom.
ARTICLE NINE: This doesn't seem as funny on actually reading it.
ARTICLE TEN: Uh... "Rotovia Rocks!" ?
Approvals: 3 (Rotovia, Koralla, Powerhungry Chipmunks)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 138 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
Well, yes. Rotovia does indeed rock. I just don't think the UN should be doing anything about it.
Give guns away
A resolution to tighten or relax gun control laws.
Category: Gun Control
Decision: Relax
Proposed by: Exploding turtles
Description: Come on now if people are tested to make sure that they're not crazy whats wrong with people owning guns. It means the justice system won't be soo clogged as arguments can be settled with a duel at high noon. You know it makes sense
Approvals: 3 (Cav, Jolly People, Billa Bong)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 138 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
Now this one is just really funny. :D
Resolution for Resolution
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Passivocalia
Description: WHEREAS United Nations resolutions are meant to be constructive, not counterproductive.
WHEREAS this has not always been the case.
THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that in case of resolution contradictions, the following measures be applied to reach resolution:
ARTICLE I
In the event of the existence of contradictory UN resolutions, all efforts shall be made to abide by both. This includes taking interpretations of a resolution that cannot be justified by it but are also not specifically negated, so as to make it correspond with a different resolution.
ARTICLE II
In the event of the existence of nonresolvable contradictory UN resolutions, such as when one resolution specifically negates the existence of another, to the extent that the two cannot coexist, then the resolution passed first shall be the one abided by.
ARTICLE III
In cases where only part of a resolution is specifically contradictory to an earlier resolution, only the contradictory portion shall be superceded. The remainder of the resolution is to be abided by to the best of nations' abilities.
ARTICLE IV
In cases where a resolution is self-contradictory, nations are free to determine which portion of the resolution is to be abided by and which portion is to be superceded, unless one of these self-contradictory portions is also contradictory with previous UN resolutions, in which case the previous articles apply.
ARTICLE V
No UN resolution can be indirectly repealed through a new resolution.
Approvals: 5 (DKGS, Jolly People, Tristram, Coolet, The Marine Infantry)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 136 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
Category check? Hello?
Illegal cock-fighting
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: Cool monstars
Description: Why is it so that we let gambling go on for a cruel sport because you would not like if you were a cockrel being teared limb from limb.
Another thing why do we have human rights and not animal rights.
Animals deserve respect whether cockrels or dogs or foxs, they got band for hurting them why foxes and not a little cockrel.
Approvals: 6 (JS Nijmegen, DKGS, Jolly People, Black Pagan Childs, Coolet, Sel Appa)
Status: Lacking Support (requires 135 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
...and more protection for our cocks.
Khg
A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights.
Category: Human Rights
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: The CD
Description: gj
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 141 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
One of those high content resolutions...
Anti Capatalist measures
A resolution to reduce barriers to free trade and commerce.
Category: Free Trade
Strength: Significant
Proposed by: AntiAmericanisation
Description: no country should be exploited! i propose no restrictive measures on trade of any kind! this will help all of the economies within the UN! a ready market place for all our goods! everyone's a winner, everyone is equal!
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 141 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
So young...so silly...such poor spelling and punctuation....
Ban 'Chav' Culture
A resolution to restrict civil freedoms in the interest of moral decency.
Category: Moral Decency
Strength: Mild
Proposed by: Teken
Description: The sub-culture of the 'chav'is a dangerous one. To out line what a 'chav' is to those who have not before come across the term.
- a chav/chavster/townie/etc. are generally identified by there burbery style baseball caps, eleberate jewlery and aggresive nature. They are compulsive law breakers.
Often laws are broken simply because it is in the rules of there sub-culture. By stamping out this behaviour there will be a reduction in low level or blue coller crime - which will led to reduced crime and the world becoming a safer place. This is not a zero tolerance approach to crime - it is trying to put a stop to a social dangerous group.
Approvals: 0
Status: Lacking Support (requires 141 more approvals)
Voting Ends: Sun Nov 28 2004
*shakes head*