NationStates Jolt Archive


End Religious choice, enforce Islam as international religion

Haiti
02-11-2004, 03:44
BE IT RESOLVED THAT:

NOTICING the abuses committed by secular, christian, hindu, zoroastrian etc. regimes, all support for religious groups with the sole exception of WAHHABIIST ISLAM shall hereby be quelled by force.

NOTING that non-Islamic citizens are infidels, citizens of all nations are hereby commanded to convert to Islam under the penalty of death.

LAMENTING the lack of morals in the world today, the burka shall be worn by all women, all the time, in every nation.

LAMENTING the vast amounts of freedom allowed today, the right to vote shall be hereby rescinded equally, and not granted again. All power shall be held by the Grand Council of Islamic Jihad located in Port Au Prince, Haiti.

PRAISING the efforts by upstanding individuals such as Saddam Hussein and extremist suicide bombers in bringing character-building poverty to his people,

PRAISING socialism's stunning ability to convert even the most prosperous nation into a trash hole in a relatively short amount of time,

Be it hereby resolved that all nations commit to Haiti's program to bring civilization, prosperity and peace to the masses.
DemonLordEnigma
02-11-2004, 03:56
I shall support this.
Kelssek
02-11-2004, 04:29
You're funny.
The Most Glorious Hack
02-11-2004, 08:46
Ah, no.

Not gonna fly.
Vastiva
02-11-2004, 09:31
Not even an itty bitty chance.

I wouldn't even make it a proposition, you might get tossed.
Grand Teton
02-11-2004, 09:56
You can kiss goodbye to your nation if you propose this
Telidia
02-11-2004, 10:29
I suggest the honourable member spend some time brushing up on current UN law. Your proposal is illegal.

Respectfully
Lydia Cornwall, UN Ambassador
Office of UN Relations, Dept for Foreign Affairs.
HM Government of Teldia