Haiti
02-11-2004, 03:44
BE IT RESOLVED THAT:
NOTICING the abuses committed by secular, christian, hindu, zoroastrian etc. regimes, all support for religious groups with the sole exception of WAHHABIIST ISLAM shall hereby be quelled by force.
NOTING that non-Islamic citizens are infidels, citizens of all nations are hereby commanded to convert to Islam under the penalty of death.
LAMENTING the lack of morals in the world today, the burka shall be worn by all women, all the time, in every nation.
LAMENTING the vast amounts of freedom allowed today, the right to vote shall be hereby rescinded equally, and not granted again. All power shall be held by the Grand Council of Islamic Jihad located in Port Au Prince, Haiti.
PRAISING the efforts by upstanding individuals such as Saddam Hussein and extremist suicide bombers in bringing character-building poverty to his people,
PRAISING socialism's stunning ability to convert even the most prosperous nation into a trash hole in a relatively short amount of time,
Be it hereby resolved that all nations commit to Haiti's program to bring civilization, prosperity and peace to the masses.
NOTICING the abuses committed by secular, christian, hindu, zoroastrian etc. regimes, all support for religious groups with the sole exception of WAHHABIIST ISLAM shall hereby be quelled by force.
NOTING that non-Islamic citizens are infidels, citizens of all nations are hereby commanded to convert to Islam under the penalty of death.
LAMENTING the lack of morals in the world today, the burka shall be worn by all women, all the time, in every nation.
LAMENTING the vast amounts of freedom allowed today, the right to vote shall be hereby rescinded equally, and not granted again. All power shall be held by the Grand Council of Islamic Jihad located in Port Au Prince, Haiti.
PRAISING the efforts by upstanding individuals such as Saddam Hussein and extremist suicide bombers in bringing character-building poverty to his people,
PRAISING socialism's stunning ability to convert even the most prosperous nation into a trash hole in a relatively short amount of time,
Be it hereby resolved that all nations commit to Haiti's program to bring civilization, prosperity and peace to the masses.