NationStates Jolt Archive

I rant to the members of the UN about their silliness.

Do I not berate them for presuming to tell UN member states what to do..!

But....

What right have I to tell them what to do with their property (the concept
and practice of their UN)..!?

Therefore....

I propose a "Grand Meeting Place", owned by no one, where we may speak
freely and discuss how to make "the bad guys" not want to be so bad.

This Great Meeting Place will be known as the "Nations Unbowed".
[[ the "U" in NU is actually a placeholder for any word that means,
essentially, "THAT DO NOT SUBMIT" ]]

We are dedicated to the concept that NO NATION SHALL BOW TO ANOTHER
NATION.

All nations are equal on the world stage as unique entities, just as adult
human beings are within human populations.

Nations are free to do whatever is in their best interest.

If a nation decides the genocide of one of it's neighboring nations is
warranted, it is free to do so.

If other nations decide that that genocidal nation should be obliterated, they
are free to do so.

If nations don't want things like that happening, then they are free to devise
mechanisms that would dampen such happenings.

But,... in all cases,.. NO EXTRA-NATIONAL GOVERNMENT would be allowed to
exist as a definable thing.

We are a world of nations, as we define ourselves. There is no organisation
greater, other than that which preceeded all things. (Whatever that means.)

Within the NU, you may tell your stories, make your accusations, point and
laugh at those who say one thing and do another, make alliances to
encourage good behavior, and have a place to do it which will not demand
that you surrender your culture and nationality.

There shall be a record of "resolutions", of "agreed upon actions" signed by
those who agree with them, so that we may know who does what they say,
and those who do not.

All resolutions are simply statements of intent, and carry no weight as "law"
whatsoever.

Let the evolution of the NU commence...


-Keiki'olu I'ake'oke'o
Current "Big-Diggah" and "Chief Head-Whompah"

"May prosperity and freedom from silly rules be your destiny..!"

I rant to the members of the UN about their silliness.I am sure you do.Do I not berate them for presuming to tell UN member states what to do..!

But...." But " = " And yet " = " I'm going to steam-roll back over what I just said ", right ? ;)What right have I to tell them what to do with their property (the concept and practice of their UN)..!?None, because there is sweet bugger all they, the democratic member body, can do to freeking change it, because that is how the game works.Therefore..." Iakeodeo resolves ... " ;)I propose a "Grand Meeting Place", owned by no one, where we may speak freely and discuss how to make "the bad guys" not want to be so bad.Hey, I heard Nation States has this thing, called the United Nations, and ...This Great Meeting Place will be known as the "Nations Unbowed".
[[ the "U" in NU is actually a placeholder for any word that means,
essentially, "THAT DO NOT SUBMIT" ]] But you see, we have the United Nations, where like the real one, to a point, law is made by democratic process which is brought into being to effect all nations as law does, due to the fundamental equality of effect coded into the game...We are dedicated to the concept that NO NATION SHALL BOW TO ANOTHER NATION.Oh, so you have heard about the U.N. where all are equal and can even elect their own representatives in the system, ( the delegates ) and may work and debate together to make the world a better place, and ...All nations are equal on the world stage as unique entities, just as adult human beings are within human populations.Well, I could co deeply into smantics here about some adult humans being thick as two short ones, but ... and even so, the N.S.U.N. does not nor should it deal strictly with the traditional " human being " ...Nations are free to do whatever is in their best interest.Can't debate now buddy, I'm nuking Iakeokeo to glass so I can build a mall there.If a nation decides the genocide of one of it's neighboring nations is warranted, it is free to do so.Still can't talk, turning Iakeokeo's surviving population into ham-burgers to sell in the mall, and come to think of it, have you ever heard of Role Play ? Its where nations act all this stuff out.If other nations decide that that genocidal nation should be obliterated, they are free to do so.The thing is, I offered all the angry allies of Iakeokeo vouchers at the mall and half priced burgers, so now every-one is happy. So, found out about the Int Inc and N.S. Forums ye and all the R.P. business which goes on there in ?If nations don't want things like that happening, then they are free to devise mechanisms that would dampen such happenings. Hey, did you notice anything I said when I pointed out the U.N. making international law, h, thats right, you were busy setting up to contradict your aims. Fancy that.But,... in all cases,.. NO EXTRA-NATIONAL GOVERNMENT would be allowed to exist as a definable thing.OMG NOES !!! THE 1337 ONE-WORLDERS 4R3 TAKING OVERZ DA U.N. ! Or maybe I'm just being really, really, really sarcastic over the fact the U.N. is not a governing body, its a regulatory body where the members theoretically work to make the rules to be followed through debate and democratic process, and the one worlders are practicaly not present.We are a world of nations, as we define ourselves. There is no organisation greater, other than that which preceeded all things. (Whatever that means.)Yes, " what-ever that means indeed " ...Within the NU, you may tell your stories, make your accusations, point and laugh at those who say one thing and do another, make alliances to encourage good behavior, and have a place to do it which will not demand that you surrender your culture and nationality. So its the U.N. we have but we contradict our existence by making rules which don't effect us. Oh crimminy, I give up.There shall be a record of "resolutions", of "agreed upon actions" signed by
those who agree with them, so that we may know who does what they say,
and those who do not. So you at core want a more advanced, real life style U.N. which interestingly enough seems these days to take a bloody long time to get things done, and has very few sharp teeth.All resolutions are simply statements of intent, and carry no weight as "law" whatsoever.So its a case of " fuck all by the people, for fuck all for the people, who want to be effcted by fuck all, and god bless " Let the evolution of the NU commence...Okay, you hold the idea of yours down before people beat it with sticks, and I'll get the radio-active isotopes to "mutate/evolve" it for you, just hold still ...

The representative of Mattikistan would like to express extreme humour in regards to the Komokom representative's response, and I move that... I laugh.

can we get vouchers for your mall? :D