Craptaculous
27-07-2004, 23:36
This is the UN resolution, dubbed "Destroy the Environment." The gist is, we will live gloriously for 50 years, or there abouts, and then all of our delicious living will cause our collapse as a race. Please approve of this in the proposals section!
I propose that all of our industries work hard to pollute our planet, until Earth is completely uninhabitable.
Over the Next 50 years we will live decadently slaughtering all animals, and only eating the most minute part of the animal, labeling it an "aphrodesiac."
****This will of course lead to the extinction of all species and rampant human sexual intercourse throughout our planet.*****
Soon, the limited agricultural food supply will be depleted due to soil exhaustion (which will be made mandatory) and all of the new babies will eat our new food supply until we dont have anymore food anywhere on the planet, then of course we will turn and eat the babies that were just born, a practice common in China (fetus soup), and when all of the babies are digested,
***eat eachother ending the glorious existence of the human race.***
I propose that all of our industries work hard to pollute our planet, until Earth is completely uninhabitable.
Over the Next 50 years we will live decadently slaughtering all animals, and only eating the most minute part of the animal, labeling it an "aphrodesiac."
****This will of course lead to the extinction of all species and rampant human sexual intercourse throughout our planet.*****
Soon, the limited agricultural food supply will be depleted due to soil exhaustion (which will be made mandatory) and all of the new babies will eat our new food supply until we dont have anymore food anywhere on the planet, then of course we will turn and eat the babies that were just born, a practice common in China (fetus soup), and when all of the babies are digested,
***eat eachother ending the glorious existence of the human race.***