Knoxbanedoodle
27-07-2004, 04:41
Hello. I am Knoxbanedoodle of the Incorporated States of Knoxbanedoodle, and I'm looking for two endorsements in order to make my voice heard in the UN. Look, now, I'm very new at this game (like, yesterday) and I don't want to step on anyone's toes here (I don't know if this kind of behavior is verboten), but as advertised in the title of my message it's only nearly shameless. I will not, for instance, lend any support to resolutions that I disagree with.
I just postponed the writing of this message to watch Bill Clinton speak at the Democratic Convention and am now positively atingle with electric political glee. This should tell you something about where I stand on politics and international affairs.
I support gun-control but with a healthy respect for the 2nd amendment.
I support the progressive tax, the protection of the environment, and universal health care.
I support multilateral diplomacy and denounce unilateral, pre-emptive action except in cases of dire and immediate risk.
I support free-trade and public education.
I despise the death penalty.
I support gay marriage, the separation of church and state, the freedom to worship and the free press.
I'm for regulation, not deregulation. I'm undecided on abortion.
So that's basically where I stand. I'd ask you to endorse me because I bring (as I hope is evident from my platform) an active intellect to the table.
Thanks.
I just postponed the writing of this message to watch Bill Clinton speak at the Democratic Convention and am now positively atingle with electric political glee. This should tell you something about where I stand on politics and international affairs.
I support gun-control but with a healthy respect for the 2nd amendment.
I support the progressive tax, the protection of the environment, and universal health care.
I support multilateral diplomacy and denounce unilateral, pre-emptive action except in cases of dire and immediate risk.
I support free-trade and public education.
I despise the death penalty.
I support gay marriage, the separation of church and state, the freedom to worship and the free press.
I'm for regulation, not deregulation. I'm undecided on abortion.
So that's basically where I stand. I'd ask you to endorse me because I bring (as I hope is evident from my platform) an active intellect to the table.
Thanks.