Lapse
14-07-2004, 13:42
This is a new proposal, A proposal designed to secure the future of our beloved catfish... can you imagin a world without these cute little fish?
http://www.adelaideaquariums.com.au/siteimages/fish/freshwater/eeltailblk.jpg
http://www.adelaideaquariums.com.au/siteimages/fish/freshwater/synomultipunct.jpg
anyway, this is the proposal:
Description: It has been known for a long time by some governments, that the almighty power in the universe is the much feared and respected, Catfish.
It is also known that many nations are insulting these godly creatures by polluting the waterways, supporting otters and other such creatures that eat them, and in extreme occasions, eating the fish themselves. Defiantly a sinful act.
It has come to the attention of Lapse, that without proper protection, the catfish, our friends and a protected species in Lapse, could be extinct in years to come UNLESS we reverse this current trend of anticatfish like behavior.
That is:
1. All fishing, of any type of fish, will be banned. Fishing will invoke a significant fine of no less than two thousand dollars which is to be decided by the nation in which waters the fish was caught.
2. Fishing for Catfish, will invoke a sentence in jail, and in extreme or repeat offenses execution.
3. Killing animals which eat Catfish will be rewarded with a bounty of $1.50 per animal thus opening up a whole new industry.
4. Polluting waterways where catfish live will be an offense punishable by jail, and possibly execution, decided by the member state.
5. The trade of catfish for food or otherwise, will be considered barbaric and punishable as slave trade
6. Assaulting a catfish, physically, verbally, or sexually, will be treated as an assault against a human of the same nature.
7. It is the duty of any person to put a catfish’s life above there own. Not doing this will result in a blotch on there record, which will forever follow them, stopping them from finding work in any government agency in any nation
8. Anticatfish products will be disallowed as an import
9. Fish tanks and aquariums are allowed, as they are considered a help to repopulating catfish. If a catfish dies in captivity though of any reason other than old age it is on the fish tank owners head and is punishable as in point 6
10. Captive Catfish are to be fed only the best fish food including a variety of different types.
11. If a person harms a catfish in anyway not listed above, directly or indirectly the punishment is to be decided by the persons
In summary. It is of the utmost importance that all catfish be protected and that all predators of the fish be exterminated from this planet permanently.
i mean look at these cute fish... how could you do them harm..
Please endorse this proposal to save these fish a life of shame and misery
http://web.infoave.net/~ottg/catfish.jpg
http://www.adelaideaquariums.com.au/siteimages/fish/freshwater/eeltailblk.jpg
http://www.adelaideaquariums.com.au/siteimages/fish/freshwater/synomultipunct.jpg
anyway, this is the proposal:
Description: It has been known for a long time by some governments, that the almighty power in the universe is the much feared and respected, Catfish.
It is also known that many nations are insulting these godly creatures by polluting the waterways, supporting otters and other such creatures that eat them, and in extreme occasions, eating the fish themselves. Defiantly a sinful act.
It has come to the attention of Lapse, that without proper protection, the catfish, our friends and a protected species in Lapse, could be extinct in years to come UNLESS we reverse this current trend of anticatfish like behavior.
That is:
1. All fishing, of any type of fish, will be banned. Fishing will invoke a significant fine of no less than two thousand dollars which is to be decided by the nation in which waters the fish was caught.
2. Fishing for Catfish, will invoke a sentence in jail, and in extreme or repeat offenses execution.
3. Killing animals which eat Catfish will be rewarded with a bounty of $1.50 per animal thus opening up a whole new industry.
4. Polluting waterways where catfish live will be an offense punishable by jail, and possibly execution, decided by the member state.
5. The trade of catfish for food or otherwise, will be considered barbaric and punishable as slave trade
6. Assaulting a catfish, physically, verbally, or sexually, will be treated as an assault against a human of the same nature.
7. It is the duty of any person to put a catfish’s life above there own. Not doing this will result in a blotch on there record, which will forever follow them, stopping them from finding work in any government agency in any nation
8. Anticatfish products will be disallowed as an import
9. Fish tanks and aquariums are allowed, as they are considered a help to repopulating catfish. If a catfish dies in captivity though of any reason other than old age it is on the fish tank owners head and is punishable as in point 6
10. Captive Catfish are to be fed only the best fish food including a variety of different types.
11. If a person harms a catfish in anyway not listed above, directly or indirectly the punishment is to be decided by the persons
In summary. It is of the utmost importance that all catfish be protected and that all predators of the fish be exterminated from this planet permanently.
i mean look at these cute fish... how could you do them harm..
Please endorse this proposal to save these fish a life of shame and misery
http://web.infoave.net/~ottg/catfish.jpg