NationStates Jolt Archive


THE ALIEN TRADE ACT

16-06-2004, 21:08
My nation of Pimpking has been trading goods with aliens for decades and we have gained a lot of new and useful technology from them .So we feel the UN should get in on this very lucrative idea to trade with aliens .Also let it be known that the aliens trade very classified information for just some very common things like chocolate flowers dogs and Uranium. My proposal does not suggest that you trade with barbaric evil aliens such as the race of hexukulmo .But only nice peaceful aliens who do not want to kill us .I feel this will help the UN be universally known .It will also help us grasp new technology and we will make new friends .I hope you see there is no bad but only good in my proposal.
Negrodamus
16-06-2004, 21:13
You're obviously high on crack. Our nation of Negrodamus would love to supply you. Our CURRENCY is crack cocaine, for christ's sake. We offer highly competetive rates. I'd love to do business with you, please reply