Porsgrunn
22-05-2004, 22:03
Newsflash 22.05.04
Newsanchor Mary Davies at the Socialist Vanguard television network in the People's republic of Porsgrunn reports;
" Anti-imperialist groups in the capitalist country of The Republic of Capitalist Screwdriver have succeded in blowing up the headquarters for their secret police, known to percucute leftist politicians. The number of casualties so far is only about 5, including the head of homeland security and 4 of his bodyguards. Certain sources within different leftist nations around the world say that their governments are happy about this recent development. One of the anti-imperilist groups whom are thought to have been participating in this action, Antifascist Action, has released a press statement, stating that they are proud of their action agaisnt the headquarters of the Secret police. There are also roumors saying that the recent unification of the anti-imperialist movement in The Republic of Capitalist Screwdriver is because of overseas funding by socialist governments. But these are only roumors, and have no basis in reality. Mary Davies, signing out."
Newsanchor Mary Davies at the Socialist Vanguard television network in the People's republic of Porsgrunn reports;
" Anti-imperialist groups in the capitalist country of The Republic of Capitalist Screwdriver have succeded in blowing up the headquarters for their secret police, known to percucute leftist politicians. The number of casualties so far is only about 5, including the head of homeland security and 4 of his bodyguards. Certain sources within different leftist nations around the world say that their governments are happy about this recent development. One of the anti-imperilist groups whom are thought to have been participating in this action, Antifascist Action, has released a press statement, stating that they are proud of their action agaisnt the headquarters of the Secret police. There are also roumors saying that the recent unification of the anti-imperialist movement in The Republic of Capitalist Screwdriver is because of overseas funding by socialist governments. But these are only roumors, and have no basis in reality. Mary Davies, signing out."