NationStates Jolt Archive

Here is a draft proposal, feel free to submit it as I don't have the necessary endorsements.
Proposal to End the Use of Whitey Tighties
For far too long the squeaky speeched whitey-tighty wearing populace have been pestering society. It is time to get past the close wearing tightness that make people grumpy and uptight. Boxers are the way to go, or at least commando, boxer briefs may be accepted but looked down upon and seen as inferior to the other options. If the world could get past whitey-tighties then it would be a happier place!

Why all the underwear proposals all of a sudden? Have you nothing better to do? What a loser.

i thought of this before i read the thong proposal. your a loser and just jealous that its such a good idea

This only proves what a waste of time the UN really is. It should be used to produce resolutions that will better our society. Who cares about what kind of underwear people wear?

Are you serious? There are enormous psychological effects on a person's undergarment choice. A plethora of studies have been done proving the fact. I mean just look at Saddam and Kim Jong Il, do you think they wear boxers? Heavens no! Switching can create an enormous change in a leader's disposition, look at Qaddafi, he switched from the whiteys to boxers and now is all buddy buddy and gets along fine with everyone instead of blowing up airplanes. You don't think it matters, you try wearing whitey tighties for a day and see how grumpy and how many fights you get into!

Are you serious? There are enormous psychological effects on a person's undergarment choice. A plethora of studies have been done proving the fact. I mean just look at Saddam and Kim Jong Il, do you think they wear boxers? Heavens no! Switching can create an enormous change in a leader's disposition, look at Qaddafi, he switched from the whiteys to boxers and now is all buddy buddy and gets along fine with everyone instead of blowing up airplanes. You don't think it matters, you try wearing whitey tighties for a day and see how grumpy and how many fights you get into!

I would ask the member for irrefutable proof for any one of these statements.

Alphared, it's true.

yeah, im a graduate student in psychology, and the effects of underwear has been a hot topic for researchers recently. In fact, in one study i saw, a bunch of people who wore boxers experienced half as many stressful days as those who wore briefs. that changed my mind about underwear, i switched to boxers, and now i'd rather not wear underwear than put on briefs.