NationStates Jolt Archive


Fat-banks

Comndonia
03-05-2004, 15:58
The government of Comndonia look upon the countries in hunger with a pitiful and dismissing look. Since we have been accused of being nothing but critical we have a suggestion for a resolution:

Fat banks,
Those poor people with distorted images of their selves should perhaps have a bankin which they may "dispose" of their problems, much of the fat these people cast aside could actually be used to save millions of others. So what do you say, will you waste further exspenses on flying tons of grain into the countries in need, or will you aid us in our crusade to "push" some motivation into our obese countrymen and solve two problems in one resolution?

Kind regards, The armed republic of Comndonia, Malazan Empire.
Collaboration
03-05-2004, 21:24
We'd like to make a deposit :lol:
Your mum the 7th
04-05-2004, 07:52
We would also like to make a deposit
Magnetic Rose
04-05-2004, 09:53
Jonathan Swift, you aren't.


Simply supplying fat to countries as a food source would not be exactly nutritious for those recieving this 'help'.

I vote go Jonathan Swift on it. We set up a purchase system for fresh babies from impoverished countries. Countries can purchase babies in amounts of grain. We then serve those babies as delicacies.